Garrison Keller Goes Down
Another "Mighty, left leaning Liberal" has fallen! "FIRED" for alleged "improper behavior", dallying in the Valley of Love.
With so many going down, do you think DONALD J. TRUMP, "America's Biggest SEXUAL PREDATOR", could be next in line?
Trump leads the pack with 19 women accusing him of sexual misconduct; 4 others claiming he RAPED them, while two of those four are alleging that he "brutally, sexually assaulted" them when they were only 12 and 13 years old.My far, Trump is the undisputed Leader of the Pack of SEXUAL ASSAULTERS, don't you assert?
That has to make our "FAKE", Russian installed, Commander-In-Cheaply Made Clothes, the "TOP SEXUAL PREDATOR IN AMERICA"!
Larry Flynt, my good old buddy from Dayton, Ohio, told me in a "Telepathic Interview", that Trump made the cover of "Hustler", this past week, but, missed out on Times " Man of The Year Award".
Hustler magazine is saving his round, bulbous red arse by choosing him, this year, as "Sexual Predator of the Years" to great cheer.
Now, ye, folks, in the Sexual Offender's World, know those are strong credentials that any "wannabe" sexual deviate would me proud to call their own.
Hands up in the air, swirling circles with his fingers, Trump, our COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF of Sexual Misconduct is the undisputed king of "Sexual Assaults", chere, in "Merica! Makin' 'Merica Grate, Again", on everyone's last freakin' nerve.
Why we even have a video of him bragging about his technique from the good folks at "Access Hollywood". (Of Course, the Trump says it's a "FAKE"! It was Hillary in a pantsuit. Fake, fake fake!"
"It was Hillary in drag wearing one of my old wigs that I gave her, back in the day when I was doing her"!
To confirm his title, the "Dick-tator", offered up evidence of the lawsuits, the settlements, even a hilarious radio interview he did with that "Giggle Fest", fellow lecher, Howard Stern.
Howard Stern, as everyone in Washington, D.C. knows is a world respected "Urinalist", filling the radio airwaves with SMUT, SEXUAL INUENDO, and POLITICAL PORNORGRAPHY!
"Da Donald with the Big Mouth and Little Johnson"" proudly bragged to Stern how he loved "to walk into the girls' dressing rooms on an "inspection tour, of his Miss Teen USA Pageant while the girls were undressing.
Trump explained to the naked girls that he was doing "an inspection". Crafty, ain't he? Smart, too.Is he URINE PRESIDENT? I prefer "dry ones"!
Trump still hold the title, but, Judge Roy Moore is rapidly gaining on him. Al Franken is so far behind, that they are considering tossing him out altogether.
Garrison going down - I was under the impression he hasn't been able to get it up for a very long time. Oh I get it, not that kind of going down.
Yes, that is true of us some of your elder, not I, of course, Horse. It's getting it down that's worry me the most.
I cannot speak for my "good friend" Garrison because he doesn't speak to me and never has. Bastard!
The chickens are coming home to roost in a way that few could have imagined.
Paula, whatever do you mean by that "slap"? Would you be offended if I grabbed your "Pocahontas"? I mean virally, of course, since, I am confined, here, in Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs, not even "blow jobs"!
I putter, play golf all day with "the Donald", at least that is what he tells me we are doing. The Water Boarding makes me a bit befuddled.
No, actually, I have been confined by authorities to the Dick Cheney Home For Non Repentant, Wayward Re-Puritans, where "Water Boarding Is Not a Torture", it's a "Therapy".
Dick Cheney personally flies in to administer the treatment. Doesn't use a plane, just flaps his wings and grins.
You can see him doing the backflip on the Newsweek cover but glad to see they're takin' such good care of ya ... I got you a nice Christmas present but yer nurse sez yer not allowed to have libations ... what a shame ... well I put a little somethin' on yer I Pod you can play whilst yer gettin' yer weekly high colonic irrigation ...