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UNDERSTANDING TRUMP'S RANTS

UNDERSTANDING TRUMP'S RANTS


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  3 Comments  •  last year

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating...
Evangelical Are Not Christ Like!

Evangelical Are Not Christ Like!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  51 Comments  •  one month ago

Jesus did not speak his parables in "Tongues", nor did he pray in "Tongues" to His GOD! Evil-Genitals do! Jesus did not HATE the poor, or, chastise them for being poor. Evil-genitals do! Jesus...
ERECTION Results For Mildew, Ohio, WHERE THERE ARE NO JOBS,!

ERECTION Results For Mildew, Ohio, WHERE THERE ARE NO JOBS,!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  19 Comments  •  2 years ago

A disclaimer: This libelous piece of dribble is the sole responsibility of the half-wits at EAT THE PRESS – Do Not Read It! All complaints should be folded, stapled and shoved up your crevice,...
Trump, the Accussed Child Rapist, is again in the news, thanks to his BF Jeffrey Epstein's re-indictment on CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!

Trump, the Accussed Child Rapist, is again in the news, thanks to his BF Jeffrey Epstein's re-indictment on CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  97 Comments  •  2 months ago

BREAKING NEWS:  July 7, 2019:ttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-in-new-york-today-on-charges-related-to-sex-trafficking-2019-07-05/ JEFFREY EPSTEIN, Trumps Best Friend, and...
Al Franken's Political Assassination

Al Franken's Political Assassination


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  34 Comments  •  2 years ago

FRANKEN is resigning at this moment to an oration of praise by his fellow Democrat Senators for his contributions to the Senate and for his work on behalf of his Constituents from the "State of...
Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas

Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  10 Comments  •  2 years ago

What does a Christmas in the Alt-Right, All-White Folks-Only Trump White House look like? One see the most gigantic, "biggest, best ever" Xmas tree hung with "Indictments" dangling from its barren...
Garrison Keller Goes Down

Garrison Keller Goes Down


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  10 Comments  •  2 years ago

Another "Mighty, left leaning Liberal" has fallen! "FIRED" for alleged "improper behavior", dallying in the Valley of Love. With so many going down, do you think DONALD J. TRUMP, "America's...
Should Franken Be Forced To Resign?

Should Franken Be Forced To Resign?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  25 Comments  •  2 years ago

Should Franken be forced to resign?Judge Roy Moore, the famous Gun Waving, Cowboy is running for Senate as a Republican in the highly contested election in Alabama has weighed in on the so...