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My Fellow, Left Leaning Liberals, this is Jonathan Livingston-Pigeon Shat, coming to you "LIVE - From Inside Uranus!"You know that scratchy, itchy feeling you get? That's not hemorrhoids, that's...

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating...

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BREAKING NEWS:   July 7, 2019: ttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-in-new-york-today-on-charges-related-to-sex-trafficking-2019-07-05/ JEFFREY EPSTEIN, Trumps Best Friend, and...

FRANKEN is resigning at this moment to an oration of praise by his fellow Democrat Senators for his contributions to the Senate and for his work on behalf of his Constituents from the...

What does a Christmas in the Alt-Right, All-White Folks-Only Trump White House look like? One see the most gigantic, "biggest, best ever" Xmas tree hung with "Indictments" dangling from its barren...

Another "Mighty, left leaning Liberal" has fallen! "FIRED" for alleged "improper behavior", dallying in the Valley of Love. With so many going down, do you think DONALD J. TRUMP, "America's...

Should Franken be forced to resign?Judge Roy Moore, the famous Gun Waving, Cowboy is running for Senate as a Republican in the highly contested election in Alabama has weighed in on the so called...