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Should Franken be Forced To Resign as Judge Roy Moore's famous Gun Waving Pistol Is Held to His Head?

SHOULD FRANKEN BE SHOT?

Impaled on a stake in front of the Capital Building, burned at the staked, horsewhipped, "bitch slapped", or, just Tarred & Feathered as we like to do in Alabama?

Al Franken, United States Senator from Minnesota, is being accused of "French Kissing" a female actress during a comedy sketch rehearsal in a scene where the script called for a "kiss". French kissing ain't even 'Merican!

Can you image the horrors this poor, innocent, naïve debutante must have felt, as the older actor surprised her in a COMEDY SKETCH by stinking his Jewish tongue into her pure, all white, Christian Mouth?

Horror of Horror. In Alabama we hanged them for less!

The accuser, Mother's Teresa's own daughter, born out of wedlock, Leeann Tweeden, is a FOX TV sports contributor who likes to pose NUDE in Playboy and was on the cover of the magazine twice.

Tweedely-Dee is a highly recognized, acclaimed Men's Magazine Model. She is also a PERSONAL FRIEND of Sean Hannity, Fox TV Network's Hate & False News, where she flirts and teases with Sean in, of course, totally acceptable, Christian ways.

TweedlyeDum is currently making the rounds of networks TV, garbed in a sheik nun's black dress, revealing in great, lurid detail, how she was "sexually assaulted". She even compares it to" the trauma suffered by victims of Harvey Weinstein's victim's sexual assaults", and, says, "she now know how they felt", because before she was just a Slut, or, words not remotely similar to these.

The Movie Mogul, Weinstein, (also a dirty Jew) reportedly likes to masturbate in front of actresses who wanted a part in a movie.  When Harvey heard of Leeann's crisis, he said to ACCESS HOLLYWOOD, "I would do her".

Weinstein, went on to explain to Billy Bush, who was brought back specifically to do this piece, explained that interaction with female actress was noting more than them "paying their Union dues", sort of.

"In Hollywood", the famous producers said, "that is understood that that is the price one pays,  if one  wanted play", in a movie, of course,  or a TV production in which his company was producing.

Although, disquieting as this practice might seem to those of us outside of the "industry", it is the key to opening or closing one's acting career in the film industry  for female actress, and, some good looking men in Hollywood.

In Mr. Weinstein's defense, "at least it was a quid pro quo"!

"Not so with the Jewish, tightwad, Al Franken's with the big nose, and, in pure blood", noted Judge Roy Moore during his recent speech to a group of Alabama self-proclaimed "preacher men" as the judged defensed the accusations of thrusting himself on nine young teen girls and a much younger  black, male janitor, just fer fun!

"Why Frankenstein, ain't even a Christian!", added the Judge.

"This incident of kissing an actress one time during a comedy scene rehearsal where he plunged his ethnic tongue deep into her throat sending her into a lifetime compulsive pattern of posing nude for Men's Magazine could have ignited a Nuclear War with Evangelical Christians and North Korea!" 

No Qui Pro Quo there.

Well, folks, I ask you to examine the facts, look at the photo that TweedleLeeDum offered up as proof of her assault by Franken, the then, comic actor know for pulling pranks on cast members.

In that horrific picture, Frank can be seen mugging towards the camera and smiling. It was taken on board a USO TROOP PLANE loaded with entertainers in route to another gig.

Lee-ass-Anne accused Franken of groping her huge breasts while asleep. She acknowledged, that, however, she was layered up in full combat uniform attire, complete with an ARMOR, BULLET PROOF VEST covering her chest and wearing three layers of clothing.

If you look at the picture closely, you can see that the COMIC ACTOR has his hand above her chest. The shadow of his fingers are cast below them. But, in Evangelical circles play acting is a SIN. It's in the Bible, somewhere!

If one looks at the photo, it is obvious that he is not touching her chest, or, groping her frequently exposed, large breasts! He is pretending to do it for the camera and his plane load of tired, fellow entertainers.

Franken, the clown/comedic actor, is mugging for the camera, making a visual joke and his fellow actors on tour with him were laughing at him and the high school  prank.

Further, his accuse, Leeanne "I have shown my tits to millions"!

Tweeden, was the "hostess with the Most-est" on her "Poker Mid- Night" show, on cable TV, where she was known for prancing around dressed as a "Hooker", in a black lingerie, pretending to be a "prostitute", as she professionally interviewed professional gamblers while her breasts, in nearly full view, where always on display AND ACCOUNTED FOR THE PREMOMINATELY LARGE MALE, LATE NIGHT AUDIENCE.

Please, do not be disappointed in Franken, this was nothing but a "theatrical stunt" played by a fellow actor, CLAIMED the photographer that took the PHOTO! He added in his recent post that "she was in on the gag and that everyone in the cast laughed and loved it! Leeanne loved the attention"!

Who do you trust?

Senator Franken, or, a Fox News FAKE Reporter who is obviously auditioning for a better position on FOX TV?

I am not "slut shaming", as a slut, I would never do that to my own kind. I am a slut and proud of it! I have been one all my life and always have remained loyal to my fellow professionals.

Nevertheless, shouldn't we, as Right Wing, Christian, Evangelical Hypocrites condemn the behavior of a COMEDIC ACTOR'S rehearsal's antics, 11 years ago?

Why, in my damaged way of thinking, "this is WORSE than anything my good buddy, Judge Roy Moore's from Alabama is alleged to have done on 9 underage teenage girls"!

That's The Buzz, it is ludicrous! And I know a thing or two about ludicrous!

Why should we not RUSH TO JUDGEMENT on this vile, Jewish Senator from a Northern State, who tends to vote liberal?

Some distractors say that it is FOX TV FAKE NEWS "is, again, manufacturing another FAKE SCANDAL to deflect from Republicans' bad behavior".

I say that is impossible. Fox TV Network News is a "vessel of God" that is why God let so many powerful men in high places get so much "pussy". It's in the bible, somewhere.

REPUBLICANS SENATORS want to hold hearings on this incident, but, refuse to hold any on CURBING GUN VIOLENCE.

Which is more obscene?

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CB
Professor Principal
3  CB    7 years ago

Howdy Winthrop! Wow! My friend, I love your comedy routines and we mix it up alot for giggles-sake. But, I have got to ask you SERIOUSLY what is up with this racist "bite" in your humor? My friend, you do not need it. You are caustically funny without that for an edge! What's up? Pull back. Go forward full open!

Funny up-side down comment numbering system over here.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 years ago

What are you talking about?

I don't know. I post!

 
 
 
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1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 years ago

Forget what the Conservative Republicans are doing on TAX CUTS for Billionaires, Gun Legislation to Curb Mass Shootings, or, Restricting an Emotionally Unstable, Illegally Installed PRESIDENT from starting a NUCLEAR WAR because he got his feeling hurt.

We must hold a year of Senatorial Investigations into Senator Al Franken behavior as a comic actor and get to the bottom of this SEX SCANDAL, or, we may end up with a SEXUAL PREDATOR in the Whitehouse!

What say you?

 
 
 
Jim Smith
Freshman Silent
2  Jim Smith    7 years ago

:)

 
 
 
Jim Smith
Freshman Silent
1  Jim Smith    7 years ago

Just trying to figure this out.

 
 
 
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1.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jim Smith @1    7 years ago

There is no there, there!