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Understanding Trump's Rants Requires Professional Help


"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating this highly contagious...

Will Evangelicals Ever Awaken From Their Religious Comas and Realize that Trump is EVIL?


By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It; The Content is Worthless! We Are the Real Fake News, not the real news our FAKE PRESIDENT whines about!Posted in: Politics As many of you may know, I, too, am a Man of Glob, er,...

Who are Evangelicals Talking to When They Talk In Tongue


Evangelicals talk "In-Tongues', or, in the theater, as part of an acting tool, it is called "gibberish". In many mental institutions it is referred to as "nonsense". Do Evil-Genitals ever ask themselves, "What I...

Did You Take Your Trump Today? Be sure to Wipe Your Pence; that thing is more toxic than your Trump!


Health tips to avoid PTSD, President Trump's Stress Disease!  Recently, the Center For Disease Control, the CDC, issued this health warning:"If America is going to cleanse its BODY POLICTICS, every American must, upon...

Should Franken be Forced To Resign as Judge Roy Moore's famous Gun Waving Pistol Is Held to His Head?


SHOULD FRANKEN BE SHOT?Impaled on a stake in front of the Capital Building, burned at the staked, horsewhipped, "bitch slapped", or, just Tarred & Feathered as we like to do in Alabama? Al Franken, United States...

Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! The content is worthless. We are the original FAKE NEWS. We are so fake, we just make SHAT UP!


CAUTION:  This TOME is not, yet, rated! Viewer discretion is advised! Violence, Vulgarity, Left-Wing Sentiments, Sexual Situations are all included, at NO EXTRA COST ! (Unless you want to pay more to...