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My Fellow Lipshitzes - This is Jonathan Lipschitz coming to you "LIVE from URANUS"
By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it
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2 years ago
Hello, My Fellow Lipshitzes, you know who I am talkin' to, you damnable Right-Wing Numb-Nuts, too lazy to get a job, 'cause you be wasting your life away playing that Devil's Game, "CORN HOLE",...
WARNING: New PAN-DAMN- IT Virus Spreading through RED-NECK states! - NO Known CURE!
By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it
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News & Politics
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2 years ago
The CDC, or an agency with similar initials, has declared a NATIONAL HEALTH WARNING.Drs. Ding-A-Ling and Ding Dong, conjoined Siamese Twins stated, faced up from the barroom floor (that they were...
Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!
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News & Politics
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2 years ago
President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as "National Indictment Day".Biden told reporters, "Every year for the next 30 years, a new Indictment will be brought against...
Mildew, Ohio is no longer "WOKE", We be "BROKE"! Thanks to the Re-Puritans who invaded our lovely community!
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News & Politics
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2 years ago
Hello, my fellow Lipschitzers, this is Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", coming to you "LIVE From URANUS".You know that "scratchy, itchy" feeling you get, that ain't hemorrhoids, that's...
The Bird Dropping Institute - A Think/Stink Tank for Morons!
By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it
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News & Politics
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2 years ago
As many of my dear readers, and illiterate friends, know, as CEO & FLOUNDER of the Bird Droppings Institute, located in lovely, but nearly all torn down Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs,...