Matt Gaetz Wants To Hire Kyle Rittenhouse As His “Intern”

  
Via:  Trout Giggles  •  2 weeks ago  •  102 comments

By:   Jason Easleu

Matt Gaetz Wants To Hire Kyle Rittenhouse As His “Intern”
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) said that he wants to hire Kyle Rittenhouse as one of his interns, which might be possible if they are sent to the same prison.

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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) said that he wants to hire Kyle Rittenhouse as one of his interns, which might be possible if they are sent to the same prison.

Gaetz said on Newsmax, “He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict because, you know what? Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern. We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in different ways.”

By helping the country, Matt Gaetz could potentially mean procuring underage girls for sex trafficking.

Gaetz knows how to say inflammatory things that get him more attention. The reality is that the one thing that Gaetz and Rittenhouse may soon have in common is prison sentences.

Matt Gaetz has committed so many crimes that it is taking federal prosecutors some time to weed through all of the potential offenses to pick out the charges that are most likely to result in a conviction.

Gaetz may be able to get to work with Kyle Rittenhouse, but in prison, I don’t think he’ll be called an intern.

Gaetz and Rittenhouse have a better chance of working together in prison than in Congress.



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Trout Giggles
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1  seeder  Trout Giggles    2 weeks ago

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1.1  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    2 weeks ago

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Trout Giggles
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1.1.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.1    2 weeks ago

Easy! Go to the offending member's avatar and click on it. It will bring up a drop down menu with 3 options, Friend, Mark, Ignore. Click Ignore give it a seconds and you are on the road to troll less bliss

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

Ah, peace and quiet at last!  Thanks TG!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.3  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.2    2 weeks ago

You are very welcome

Now that  I've done my one good deed for the year....it's off to the races!

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    2 weeks ago

I find this to be helpful on seeds also -

please help keep christo-fascism and white supremacy off the NT front page by commenting and voting up seeds like this one - thank you

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @1.2    2 weeks ago

I will copy that and add it to my disclaimer

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2.1    2 weeks ago

merely a suggestion to help keep sanity on the front page.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.2.3  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @1.2.2    2 weeks ago

Charge keeps deleting that part. Apparently he thinks it's Meta

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2.3    2 weeks ago

Censorshit  stinks.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.5  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2.3    one week ago

teabag bullshit.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.6  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2.3    one week ago

teabag bullshit.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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2  Sparty On    2 weeks ago

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devangelical
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2.1  devangelical  replied to  Sparty On @2    2 weeks ago

that would be a short career move. ... but kyle did just turn 18. gee, maybe they'll end up in the same prison.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @2.1    2 weeks ago

He's already a fine little republican in training.  Already has killer on his resume.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @2.1    2 weeks ago

Those Trump Dick Suckers are so desperate for attention aren't they?

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @2.1.2    2 weeks ago

... especially the teabag wannabe militia pedophiles

 
 
 
Sparty On
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2.2  Sparty On  replied to  Sparty On @2    2 weeks ago

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XXJefferson51
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2.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  Sparty On @2    2 weeks ago

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Trout Giggles
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4  seeder  Trout Giggles    2 weeks ago

So...apparently one does not need an education to be a congressional intern

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    2 weeks ago

he's demonstrated he can pull a trigger on a lefty. that's good enough for any trump teabagged sycophant.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1    2 weeks ago

Still...shouldn't interns know how to read and write?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

I don't think edumucation is a requirement for the republithugs.  I know it's not a requirement for their supporters who have as many IQ points as teeth.  I think a criminal record though is a requirement.  

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

matt's probably only counting on kyle to draw in the underage white females from surrounding DC middle schools.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.4  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.3    2 weeks ago

That butt fugly little weasel???

First he needs a better haircut. Second he needs to drop some weight. Third he needs a better wardrobe. Fourth...he needs a real job and a brain

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.5  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.4    2 weeks ago

matt's coke habit will peel off those pounds of kyle's. he can get his camo wardrobe tailored.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.6  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.5    2 weeks ago

I wore camo. It did nothing for my figure

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.7  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.4    2 weeks ago

"That butt fugly little weasel???

First he needs a better haircut. Second he needs to drop some weight. Third he needs a better wardrobe. Fourth...he needs a real job and a brain"

Who Gaetz or killer Rittenhouse - or both?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.8  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.7    2 weeks ago

GAetz is not that bad looking tho he does have that aura of creepiness about him.

Baby Kyle on the other hand....he needs a whole new makeover.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    2 weeks ago

Kyle Rittenhouse's mother is still asking for donations to cover her son's legal costs as the jury continues to deliberate his case

Gaetz and Large Marge should cover it, right?

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.10  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.9    2 weeks ago

buying beer, shooting pool, buying trump and militia paraphernalia is expensive. plus those camo and gadsden flag printed condoms are twice as expensive as regular...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.12  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.9    2 weeks ago

She'll get the money. People where I work are defending the little shit. It can taxing being a liberal in a right winger world

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.13  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.12    2 weeks ago

I feel you.  Luckily the ladies in my office and I are like minded.  

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.14  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.12    2 weeks ago

pffft, he and mommy will probably end up dripping down a wall after his rwnj martyrdom wears off.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.15  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    2 weeks ago
GAetz is not that bad looking

yeah, if you like the protruding frontal lobe and unibrow look...

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.16  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 weeks ago
Still...shouldn't interns know how to read and write?

waving a bible in peoples faces is the rwnj equivalent.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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4.1.17  XXJefferson51  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.12    2 weeks ago

My California community is a right wing world you’d love to live in.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.18  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.16    2 weeks ago

Do you know how hard the KJV version is to read?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.19  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.7    2 weeks ago

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devangelical
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4.1.20  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.18    2 weeks ago

yes, that's all we ever had. mine's in a box somewhere, doing the same good for humanity as most of the others.

care to speculate on how many of those bible waving thumpers have actually read any bible, let alone fully grasped any of it's concepts? I'm sure there's been studies made.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.21  Tessylo  replied to  XXJefferson51 @4.1.17    2 weeks ago
"My California community is a right wing world you’d love to live in."

Shudder - talk about nightmares.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.22  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.20    2 weeks ago

I think maybe half a dozen or so have actually read the thing and comprehend it. I know my Christian friends don't understand the concepts contained in it and that's because they haven't actually read it.

I have a Catholic Bible and somewhere I have my mom's Bible. I don't know which version it is

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.23  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.21    2 weeks ago

Yeah...that certainly is creepy. I meant to delete it but fucked up

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.24  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.21    2 weeks ago

ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little. can you imagine that fresh rwnj thumper hell?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.25  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @4.1.24    2 weeks ago

I just had a bout of projectile vomiting at the thought

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.1.26  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

Maybe mommy can be an intern also.  They would make the perfect trifecta of the R party....a sex trafficker, a murderer, and a completely dysfunctional parental figure.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.1.27  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    2 weeks ago

He looks like an evil demented Eddie Munster.

 
 
 
Kavika
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5  Kavika     2 weeks ago

The perfect match, LMAO but what is Gaetz gonna do with MTG, have a threesome?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago

And the right wing was bitching about Dev's dirty mind...

Shame on you, Kavika!

(LMAO!!!!)

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.2  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago

nobody wants to toss their hotdog down that hallway, except the really old white teabag goobers.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.2.1  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @5.2    2 weeks ago

Excuse me while I vomit!

I bet they put a bag over her skank ass ho face.  

I'm sure everybody rode that skank train.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.1    2 weeks ago

she was part of the regular workout equipment at her goober gym.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.2.3  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @5.2.2    2 weeks ago

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XXJefferson51
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5.2.4  XXJefferson51  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.1    2 weeks ago

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MrFrost
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5.2.5  MrFrost  replied to  XXJefferson51 @5.2.4    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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5.3  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago

No doubt Matt Gaetz is thinking he'll take this little conservative crybaby down to spring break in Miami to lose his virginity. Plus he needs a teen wingman with a sob story to break the ice with some of those 17 year old girls he's so fond of fondling.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.3.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @5.3    2 weeks ago

I thought the age of consent in Florida was 10?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.3.1    2 weeks ago

Only in the case of incest.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.3.3  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @5.3.2    2 weeks ago

... only at family reunions...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5.3.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.3.1    2 weeks ago

It is at R fund events.

 
 
 
evilgenius
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5.4  evilgenius  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago
but what is Gaetz gonna do with MTG, have a threesome?

Show him how to do coke off an underage hookers ass and bill it from a PAC account.

 
 
 
Kavika
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5.4.1  Kavika   replied to  evilgenius @5.4    2 weeks ago

LMAO

 
 
 
Tacos!
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6  Tacos!    2 weeks ago
Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern.

Based on what, exactly? His ability to reload? His skill for shooting from a sitting position? Or maybe because he looks so cute when he’s crying?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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6.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tacos! @6    2 weeks ago

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al Jizzerror
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7  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Kyle Rittenhouse will be a killer intern after his extensive anus stretching exercises in prison.

Here is Rittenhouse practicing his fake orgasms for prison.

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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7.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

Wow...he's an ugly crier

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1    2 weeks ago

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1    2 weeks ago
Wow...he's an ugly crier

that last time he pulled that act, his mommie got him an AR...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7.2  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

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Trout Giggles
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7.2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @7.2    2 weeks ago

I used to pick my toddlers up and throw them in their rooms

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

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oh fuck yeah...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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7.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

He will have to kill again in order to face prison.  That joke of a jury acquitted him.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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8  MrFrost    2 weeks ago

Nestor must be pissed... 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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8.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @8    2 weeks ago

Who?

 
 
 
MrFrost
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8.1.1  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8.1    2 weeks ago
Who?

Matt's adopted, "son", <cough> <cough>

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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8.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @8.1.1    2 weeks ago

I feel sorry for any kid he adopted.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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9  Thrawn 31    2 weeks ago

And here we go with the predictable retarded response to the verdict. Offer him a job as an intern? Why? Cuz he killed 2 people and didn’t go to prison for it? God America is fucking dumb.

I didn’t follow the case much, but I know that offering that dumbass kid a job as an intern in congress because he wasn’t found guilty of murder shows just how low our country has sunk. That is how low our standards of government are these days. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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10  Perrie Halpern R.A.    2 weeks ago

Article opened

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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10.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @10    2 weeks ago

didn't know it was closed

thanks

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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11  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Kavika
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12  Kavika     2 weeks ago

Maybe he'll follow in Zimmerman's footsteps and become a pariah, that would be a fitting job for this crybaby.

 
 
 
devangelical
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12.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @12    2 weeks ago

IMO he's got a short shelf life. as soon as he completes a circuit or two around the alt-media using his 15 minutes of fame, the diehard rightwing nuts will figure out he's worth a lot more to their cause as a martyr. they'll combine that with a conspiracy theory and cash in.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.1  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  devangelical @12.1    2 weeks ago

OR he simply doesnt have to play the games either side are attempting to ..

 
 
 
Ender
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12.1.2  Ender  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @12.1.1    2 weeks ago

He already has when he had fox news follow him around and do a documentary about him.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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12.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Ender @12.1.2    2 weeks ago

We need to find out who the sponsors are and notify them that this is fucked up.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.4  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Ender @12.1.2    2 weeks ago

your entitled to your opinion , i say he has the right to pick and choose as he pleases  its called freedom of choice and freedom of association.  

he is under no obligation to open himself up to any news media outlet  he can choose who he will speak to . the press doesnt get to choose it for him .

 if he chose fox , thats his perogative , it simply means the other outlets have to wait and see what the outlet he talks to says .

 
 
 
Ender
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12.1.5  Ender  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @12.1.4    2 weeks ago

You said he doesn't have to play games with either side. I said he has already picked a side and you come back with it is his choice...

So you think it is right that right wing people have been paying his legal bills, fox news followed him around during the trial.

It was always his choice what side of the isle he wanted to be on and he made that choice even before the trial.

He was already playing political games.

By the way, that fox news followed him around is not just my opinion...

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.6  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Paula Bartholomew @12.1.3    2 weeks ago

on what grounds? because there is no equal acsess of the press?

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.7  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Ender @12.1.5    2 weeks ago

sounds like sour grapes to me , people have to grasp the idea , it is his choice if he will play , who he will play with  if he chooses to , and just how deeply or involved he will get if he decides to play ., he is under no obligation to play by others rules they dictate  with out his consent .

 everything you just took issue with are things you have no control over and actually have no say in . and i never said fox didnt get acsess to him , thing you may not like is he allowed them to while not allowing it to others . again something you have no control or say over .

 
 
 
Ender
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12.1.8  Ender  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @12.1.7    2 weeks ago

I never said I have any say over anything.

What he has done is public knowledge and I can comment on it.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.9  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Ender @12.1.8    2 weeks ago

5 hours ago

 ok that should be long enough , that was an example of how ritterhouse can choose to react to the media . 

 i engaged in a conversation with you by my choice , 

 i decided i has had enough after my last comment and decided not to say more as an example of the choices one has  , by my choice . 

 said you simply dont like things you have no say over 

 as for making comments , yes you can , much like the media can ask questions of ritterhouse ,  and just like ritterhouse  doesnt have to give any answers to their questions they ask to those he choses not to  , no one has to agree with or even listen to your comments , its their choice you have no control over .

 Have a nice night and a better tomorrow .

 
 
 
Ender
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12.1.10  Ender  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @12.1.9    2 weeks ago

You have basically made no point and are getting upset for absolutely no reason...

What ever.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.11  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Ender @12.1.10    2 weeks ago

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Trout Giggles
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12.1.12  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @12.1.1    2 weeks ago

he's not smart enough to NOT get sucked in

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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12.1.13  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.12    2 weeks ago

i think your likely right , mainly due to his age  and inexperience , but then again as with the path of the discussion i was having , it is still his choice  and he is free to make them as he sees fit .

 it is a dicussion that is very much debatable .

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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13  Buzz of the Orient    2 weeks ago

In my opinion of "EXCEPTIONAL" America, Rittenhouse and the unbelievable support he has, he could become POTUS one day. 

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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13.1  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @13    2 weeks ago

that has about as much chance as me having inimate relations with my hollywood actress crush .....

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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13.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @13.1    2 weeks ago

LOL. You never know for sure.....

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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13.1.2  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @13.1.1    one week ago

I do, my crush is married, and I don't do that...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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14  Buzz of the Orient    one week ago

I can't say the same thing.  I had some dangerous adventures before I got married.  

 
 
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