Matt Gaetz Wants To Hire Kyle Rittenhouse As His “Intern”
By: Jason Easleu
This is not satire
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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) said that he wants to hire Kyle Rittenhouse as one of his interns, which might be possible if they are sent to the same prison.
Gaetz said on Newsmax, “He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict because, you know what? Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern. We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in different ways.”
By helping the country, Matt Gaetz could potentially mean procuring underage girls for sex trafficking.
Gaetz knows how to say inflammatory things that get him more attention. The reality is that the one thing that Gaetz and Rittenhouse may soon have in common is prison sentences.
Matt Gaetz has committed so many crimes that it is taking federal prosecutors some time to weed through all of the potential offenses to pick out the charges that are most likely to result in a conviction.
Gaetz may be able to get to work with Kyle Rittenhouse, but in prison, I don’t think he’ll be called an intern.
Gaetz and Rittenhouse have a better chance of working together in prison than in Congress.
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that would be a short career move. ... but kyle did just turn 18. gee, maybe they'll end up in the same prison.
He's already a fine little republican in training. Already has killer on his resume.
Those Trump Dick Suckers are so desperate for attention aren't they?
... especially the teabag wannabe militia pedophiles
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So...apparently one does not need an education to be a congressional intern
he's demonstrated he can pull a trigger on a lefty. that's good enough for any trump teabagged sycophant.
Still...shouldn't interns know how to read and write?
I don't think edumucation is a requirement for the republithugs. I know it's not a requirement for their supporters who have as many IQ points as teeth. I think a criminal record though is a requirement.
matt's probably only counting on kyle to draw in the underage white females from surrounding DC middle schools.
That butt fugly little weasel???
First he needs a better haircut. Second he needs to drop some weight. Third he needs a better wardrobe. Fourth...he needs a real job and a brain
matt's coke habit will peel off those pounds of kyle's. he can get his camo wardrobe tailored.
I wore camo. It did nothing for my figure
"That butt fugly little weasel???
First he needs a better haircut. Second he needs to drop some weight. Third he needs a better wardrobe. Fourth...he needs a real job and a brain"
Who Gaetz or killer Rittenhouse - or both?
GAetz is not that bad looking tho he does have that aura of creepiness about him.
Baby Kyle on the other hand....he needs a whole new makeover.
Kyle Rittenhouse's mother is still asking for donations to cover her son's legal costs as the jury continues to deliberate his case
Gaetz and Large Marge should cover it, right?
buying beer, shooting pool, buying trump and militia paraphernalia is expensive. plus those camo and gadsden flag printed condoms are twice as expensive as regular...
She'll get the money. People where I work are defending the little shit. It can taxing being a liberal in a right winger world
I feel you. Luckily the ladies in my office and I are like minded.
pffft, he and mommy will probably end up dripping down a wall after his rwnj martyrdom wears off.
yeah, if you like the protruding frontal lobe and unibrow look...
waving a bible in peoples faces is the rwnj equivalent.
My California community is a right wing world you’d love to live in.
Do you know how hard the KJV version is to read?
yes, that's all we ever had. mine's in a box somewhere, doing the same good for humanity as most of the others.
care to speculate on how many of those bible waving thumpers have actually read any bible, let alone fully grasped any of it's concepts? I'm sure there's been studies made.
Shudder - talk about nightmares.
I think maybe half a dozen or so have actually read the thing and comprehend it. I know my Christian friends don't understand the concepts contained in it and that's because they haven't actually read it.
I have a Catholic Bible and somewhere I have my mom's Bible. I don't know which version it is
Yeah...that certainly is creepy. I meant to delete it but fucked up
ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little. can you imagine that fresh rwnj thumper hell?
I just had a bout of projectile vomiting at the thought
Maybe mommy can be an intern also. They would make the perfect trifecta of the R party....a sex trafficker, a murderer, and a completely dysfunctional parental figure.
He looks like an evil demented Eddie Munster.
The perfect match, LMAO but what is Gaetz gonna do with MTG, have a threesome?
And the right wing was bitching about Dev's dirty mind...
Shame on you, Kavika!
(LMAO!!!!)
nobody wants to toss their hotdog down that hallway, except the really old white teabag goobers.
Excuse me while I vomit!
I bet they put a bag over her skank ass ho face.
I'm sure everybody rode that skank train.
she was part of the regular workout equipment at her goober gym.
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No doubt Matt Gaetz is thinking he'll take this little conservative crybaby down to spring break in Miami to lose his virginity. Plus he needs a teen wingman with a sob story to break the ice with some of those 17 year old girls he's so fond of fondling.
I thought the age of consent in Florida was 10?
Only in the case of incest.
... only at family reunions...
It is at R fund events.
Show him how to do coke off an underage hookers ass and bill it from a PAC account.
LMAO
Based on what, exactly? His ability to reload? His skill for shooting from a sitting position? Or maybe because he looks so cute when he’s crying?
Kyle Rittenhouse will be a killer intern after his extensive anus stretching exercises in prison.
Here is Rittenhouse practicing his fake orgasms for prison.
Wow...he's an ugly crier
that last time he pulled that act, his mommie got him an AR...
I used to pick my toddlers up and throw them in their rooms
oh fuck yeah...
He will have to kill again in order to face prison. That joke of a jury acquitted him.
Nestor must be pissed...
Who?
Matt's adopted, "son", <cough> <cough>
I feel sorry for any kid he adopted.
And here we go with the predictable retarded response to the verdict. Offer him a job as an intern? Why? Cuz he killed 2 people and didn’t go to prison for it? God America is fucking dumb.
I didn’t follow the case much, but I know that offering that dumbass kid a job as an intern in congress because he wasn’t found guilty of murder shows just how low our country has sunk. That is how low our standards of government are these days.
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Maybe he'll follow in Zimmerman's footsteps and become a pariah, that would be a fitting job for this crybaby.
IMO he's got a short shelf life. as soon as he completes a circuit or two around the alt-media using his 15 minutes of fame, the diehard rightwing nuts will figure out he's worth a lot more to their cause as a martyr. they'll combine that with a conspiracy theory and cash in.
OR he simply doesnt have to play the games either side are attempting to ..
He already has when he had fox news follow him around and do a documentary about him.
We need to find out who the sponsors are and notify them that this is fucked up.
your entitled to your opinion , i say he has the right to pick and choose as he pleases its called freedom of choice and freedom of association.
he is under no obligation to open himself up to any news media outlet he can choose who he will speak to . the press doesnt get to choose it for him .
if he chose fox , thats his perogative , it simply means the other outlets have to wait and see what the outlet he talks to says .
You said he doesn't have to play games with either side. I said he has already picked a side and you come back with it is his choice...
So you think it is right that right wing people have been paying his legal bills, fox news followed him around during the trial.
It was always his choice what side of the isle he wanted to be on and he made that choice even before the trial.
He was already playing political games.
By the way, that fox news followed him around is not just my opinion...
on what grounds? because there is no equal acsess of the press?
sounds like sour grapes to me , people have to grasp the idea , it is his choice if he will play , who he will play with if he chooses to , and just how deeply or involved he will get if he decides to play ., he is under no obligation to play by others rules they dictate with out his consent .
everything you just took issue with are things you have no control over and actually have no say in . and i never said fox didnt get acsess to him , thing you may not like is he allowed them to while not allowing it to others . again something you have no control or say over .
I never said I have any say over anything.
What he has done is public knowledge and I can comment on it.
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ok that should be long enough , that was an example of how ritterhouse can choose to react to the media .
i engaged in a conversation with you by my choice ,
i decided i has had enough after my last comment and decided not to say more as an example of the choices one has , by my choice .
said you simply dont like things you have no say over
as for making comments , yes you can , much like the media can ask questions of ritterhouse , and just like ritterhouse doesnt have to give any answers to their questions they ask to those he choses not to , no one has to agree with or even listen to your comments , its their choice you have no control over .
Have a nice night and a better tomorrow .
You have basically made no point and are getting upset for absolutely no reason...
What ever.
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he's not smart enough to NOT get sucked in
i think your likely right , mainly due to his age and inexperience , but then again as with the path of the discussion i was having , it is still his choice and he is free to make them as he sees fit .
it is a dicussion that is very much debatable .
In my opinion of "EXCEPTIONAL" America, Rittenhouse and the unbelievable support he has, he could become POTUS one day.
that has about as much chance as me having inimate relations with my hollywood actress crush .....
LOL. You never know for sure.....
I do, my crush is married, and I don't do that...
I can't say the same thing. I had some dangerous adventures before I got married.