What's it Like to Live as an Agnostic Democrat in the Bible Belt?
That quote is the quote I have heard from co-workers and neighbors since moving to the Bible Belt. I actually had a Lieutenant who was the OIC of our shop ask me that question. I knew it was going to be rough working there.
Then when we moved into the house we're living now the neighbor across the street comes over and those were the first words out of her mouth. Not, "Hi! Welcome to the neighborhood" while handing over a plate of cookies.She scurried away once we told her we were idol worshipping Catholics (she was a member of the Church of Christ...a scary bunch)
Everywhere I go I see Trump stickers, fuck Biden stickers, crosses, verses on the restaurant menu, Jesus fish on businesses, etc...
I was raised in rural PA. My folks were hardworking stock. Dad was a coal miner along with all of his brothers and his own father. Dad was a blue collar democrat, mom was a blue collar republican, but politics nor religion was spoken much of at home or at family gatherings. In the north where I grew up, politics and religion weren't spoken about much until it was election season. Even then, people kept their thoughts to themselves. Religion was pretty much kept quiet, too, except for the pushy evangelical churches who were always trying to get you to go their church. And they were kinda rare since there was a large Catholic presence in the area.
Maybe it's because the North Eastern states have been around longer than the rest of the country, the Revolutionary War is still remembered. The Civil War isn't talked about much even tho a lot of PA boys lost their lives in that silly war. There's still quite a few forts leftover from the French and Indian Wars which were seized by the British but then maintained by the colonials during the RW.
Anyway...I got off track. I call myself a hick, redneck, hillbilly. I still live in a rural area and I won't put my politics or religion on my bumper.
THAT VARMINT UP THERE IS THE INFAMOUS PUNXSYTAWNEY PHIL.
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want to find the most reprehensible lowlife scum on the planet? go to an evangelical church.
When I moved to Winston-Salem way back in 2001, I never went to any of the local churches and the locals ostracised me.
Do they still drown witches there?
Are you thinking of the Salem witch trials? That was Salem, Massachusetts, not Winston-Salem, North Carolina. And, they didn't drown the alleged witches in Salem, they hung them.
Aside from that, the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem is one of the best museums I have ever been to, even though it is a small museum. The House of the Seven Gables (The Turner-Ingersoll Mansion) in Salem is historic and also very interesting. Salem is a nice town with a beautiful harbor.
Oooops. Never studied American geography - yes, I meant Salem, Mass. Just recognized the name Salem. Maybe it was overseas where they drowned the witches, with the concept that if they survived they were not witches, but none survived.
I'm absolutely comfortable here in China, where it's normal for people to ask where I come from, how old I am, or how much money I make, but nobody ever asks what religion I am, and I'm very happy that my wife and her family are Buddhists, and we have a small Buddhist shrine to Bodhisattva Guan Yin, Goddess of Mercy, in our home. I would not want to live where you are.
There are a lot of places where identity politics is the soup du jour every day. It's the sand they build their populist house of cards on. Yes, I'm mixing metaphors...
Lived in the Bible belt for 6 years, not interested in returning. Your experiences are much the same as mine were. It becomes more ''interesting'' if you're not white.
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I gather you are saying, you and Mr. Giggles are subtly or forcefully confronted for being pagan? It's like being an eligible bachelor and bachelorette or "virgin territory": you are untapped raw materials (to be brought into the fold)!
We're not pagans but we were practicing Catholics. Here in the Bible Belt there aren't many Catholics especially in the rural areas. In my small town of approx 30K there are numerous baptist, church of christ, pentecostal, etc that I don't anything to do with
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now. Just so you know I have some Pentecostal "holiness" roaming around in me and I love it! Born and raised in a Baptist church family, but departed the faith, returned Pentecostal! Now, full of the spirit but non-church affiliated. But I can feel your 'concern.' If the Bible belt is one thing: it's judgemental. (Or, at least it used to be.)
It's just that I have some doctrinal concerns/differences with the Pentecostals. I don't like Baptists because they don't dance. The Church of Christ doesn't dance, doesn't drink, and doesn't like music!
And yes, they are judgemental. But they are no match for me. I sit in judgement every day on the holier than thous
Understood. I have heard the critique of the Church of God in Christ. But I can't contest that God 'dropped' me into their midst in the early 90's. And I have a 'ball' with them despite the doctrinal matters. As you point out other churches are similarly positioned for their doctrinal stances: Lutherans (are a very quiet church). And yes, I once was interested in the Church of Christ until I heard they have a problem with music.
It's weird to me, because after all there is a book of Psalms in the Bible and it features King David throughout. And David danced before God so much so that his own wife despised him for it! (King David must have been "showing out" as the old folks would say.)
Baptists don't have sex standing up because it could lead to dancing.
I think you have that inverted.
From my experience in the Fort Smith area, the religious folk there just want one to attend church. Preferably it will be the church that they attend, I don't know, I guess they get brownie points or something like that. But as long as one is following some branch of religion, it is viewed as a plus on some people's checklist.
Yup. I don't think it's quite as bad as that in rural Virginia, but I did get a lot of "Where do you to to church?" when I first got here. And at that time, I was actually a believer, but some of the churches - wow. Internal fighting, general snarkiness, etc. No, thanks. And some of the "churchier" people were just so over-the-top in their beliefs. I heard one woman call a pastor who had a glass of wine at a wedding he officiated an "alcoholic". Now, I grew up in churches where drinking was forbidden, but we knew the difference between "a guy having a glass of wine" and an "alcoholic".
So I just started deflecting those questions, eventually just stopped believing, and now rarely discuss religion with anybody. Nor my politics, as my county is bright red and I'm more purple.
Live and let live, sez I. But bring on the cookies!
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I doubt it since you don't have any problems spouting your bullshit everday
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And you're a supporter of the radical RW militia that are threatening people in Redding even republicans and trying to take over the council...
Yikes, you've turned into a 2nd coming ghost.
I guess you could say I ghosted him
How Goulash of you.
It's like the Gazpacho police are moderating here.
That of course is a gross Mischaracterization of the situation
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Gazpacho police, you mean like the ''Soup Nazi''?
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Those that read the links I provided will see that your comment is mostly a cover-up of what is happening. This is about what is happening to the Board of Supervisors not the frickin school board.
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REDDING, Calif. — A new independent analysis on crime statistics lists the Redding area as having one of the highest violent crime rates in 2018 among 50 US cities.
According to the report, the Redding area, which includes all of Shasta County, is ranked the 31st most dangerous city in the US in 2018 in terms of violent crimes. The analysis actually ranks the Redding area higher than LA and Bakersfield.
The report is based on data from the FBI's Uniform Crime Reporting Program for 2018, the most recent year data is available. The FBI did not provide the rankings themselves.
"our family friendly local environment", LOL
Good to know that you support the nutcase militia that seem to be running Redding and Shasta county.
News flash, so are most other areas in the US growing, job markets, housing and commerical area are growing, the exception is that most areas isn't drawing people that favor making treats to get their way. Two of the three largest employers are government entities and the third is a medical center. Better hope that tourism is strong, if not your going to have a lot of businesses and people hurting.
As for ''family friendly'' the last stats from the FBI tell a very different story.
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Red areas are growing much better and faster than blue areas.
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The growth rate for Redding is 1.04% not anywhere close to the other cities in CA.
It's not working.
Stop the presses!!! I remember in our baptist church when our pastor died and we needed to accept a new shepherd, the incoming pastor 'split' the church and some of the older 'heads' left because the incoming pastor was a smoker and he had the audacity to have an ashtray in his private office. (I know, because I as a child I assisted weekly church cleaning and would dump it.) . (Long time ago now, but I understand he is still pastor (near ninety) and I wonder if he still smokes?)
The church I grew up in was the result of another church's congregation splitting. Something about the pastor saying all women were "bitches". Remarkably (or maybe not?) quite a few people stayed in the "Hey, did you know your mom, sisters, and daughters are bitches" church.
Then that church split.
We went to another church (my mom still goes there) that split over the pastor being forced out because his wife first dressed too conservatively, then gained weight, and their daughter, who is an absolutely gorgeous young woman who dressed in nice, but not revealing, clothes, had the temerity to grow boobs as a teenager that could only be hidden by wearing a potato sack.
They split again when the new pastor wasn't popular and a bunch of people invited the old pastor with the plump wife and stacked daughter to return.
The same people thought soap operas were sinful. Except their own, of course.
Oh my, say what? The "B" word from a shepherd? Unacceptable. I would split too over it. And, I still think soap operas are the 'pits.' I mean really. Some of those character actors can watch 40 years of their looks on the 'small screen' and online. That's good or bad depending. . . . Smile.
That was the rumor, anyway, from several different sources. I never went there.
I just quit going to church when I passed Confirmation Class (almost 40 years ago) and don't get asked about it much. On short street I am on out of 22 houses only at 2 are they regular church goers. But there are a lot of churches in towns and out in the country.
It was more when I was a new transplant here. It really doesn't happen anymore. I did have one local preacher ask to play audio of himself preaching while I worked on his teeth, along with an invitation to visit his church that Sunday. I told him I wasn't listening to sermons while I worked, and that was that. That was several years ago.
My former neighbor who moved away a few months ago joked that the ladies at the Catholic outreach store were still trying to convert her, but weren't making any progress. She volunteered at the outreach store, and I know her family went to church, but I don't know which one - just that it wasn't the Catholic church.
I think there are actually a lot fewer regular church-goers than when I arrived here. I know one of my assistants was really active in her church for years, and quit going over one of those internal battles. She no longer attends anywhere. On my road, I think there is one family that goes pretty regularly that I know of.
There are some dentists around here who require their staff to attend Bible study or prayer meetings on work time. I think that is ridiculous overreach by an employer.
sounds like some slam dunk wrongful termination lawsuit possibilities.
One would think so.
Grew up as an agnostic in a far right wing religious family.
Seems I was the only one of us who was able to think for himself.
Was always the black sheep in a world of right wing fascists.
Mom and dad introduced me to a plethora of far right wing politicians and I refused to shake their hands.
Dad would get pissed and mom would wink at me.
I looked at Bob Doles hand, shook my head and walked away. I was 14.
Years ago, my father found out that he had a half-sister, Jane, who lived in Houston. A couple of months later, we went to Houston and met Jane and her family at their club in River Oaks. They were lovely and sweet people, but at one point, Jane's husband, a prominent lawyer, asked if we were believers. There was a chorus of amens, sing it brothers, and other phrases that the judgmental populous used when confronted about religion. I was the only person at the table to ask, "In what?" A nano-second later, I received a kick under the table that was so hard, it took weeks for the bruise to go away. To this day, I'm not sure who did the kicking, but I suspect it was my mother, who proceeded to throw me a viscous stink-eye for the remainder of our visit. Coincidentally the drive back to Dallas wasn't exactly a slice of Heaven.
When I moved to Arkansas (something that I had made the pledge to never do, but that is another, longer story), the first neighbor to welcome us was from out the road a li'lbit and introduced herself with a plate of cookies and a ," Would you like to come to our church?" It wasn't the first thing out of her mouth, but it was really close to it. I politely abstained. Throughout the time that I lived in Arkansas, I never did accept any of those offers, but neither did I receive any reactions that could be considered "off".
There are good people all over the place and that seems to be forgotten in the artificially heated, socially stigmatizing world that appears to be working backwards from the impersonal internet to the actual lived lives that we have. This trend towards treating people in a black and white, us vs them way is becoming readily apparent in the lives of Americans. The problem is that (IMO) the politicians and the internet-media sphere have conquered our feelings of safety and replaced them with feelings that somebody is out to get us. Being from New York I have always been waiting for "the other shoe to drop", waiting to see just who is "behind the curtain", but, even for me, the intensity of the, I will euphemistically call it "chatter", has risen to new heights.
Get out of your house. Meet your neighbors. Talk to people as people, not as a label that someone else has placed upon you or them.
Arkansas is not all bad. It's great outdoors. I like to fish and camp.
The first few years we lived here everyone belonged to the same church. Everytime we went for a walk we would come across another neighbor who always asked the same question. Now it's not like that. There's still a few. I live in a subdivision that has very large lots. No lot is smaller than 1.5 acres. We have 3, surrounded by trees, and don't see what our neighbors are doing.
You need to better equip the squirrels in your yard:
That's not a bad idea
My grandmother was about five foot tall with curly red hair and she would walk up to anyone, I mean anyone, and strike up a conversation with them.
Personally, I have always been somewhat awed by this ability of hers. (I was always the "stand in the corner and hope to god no one noticed me because then I would actually have to speak and everyone would know that I was a non-human fraud." You might say I had some self-esteem issues.) It did not matter if it was a well dressed individual or someone who looked as if they had just crawled out of a dumpster, she would just walk up, introduce herself, and start what I called the "grand inquisition".
Amazingly enough, at least it seemed amazing at the time to me, if the person was forthcoming with answers and not too standoffish, she would generally walk away from the conversation having made a friend. To my knowledge, she never lead with church related questions but would work that way if the person seamed amenable. It should be noted that she was deeply religious, but I don't think that was the source of her curiosity. She did not approach someone (to my knowledge) with the intent of having them come to her church. She was genuinely interested in people and I think that it was that interest, as much as anything else, that made her interactions with people turn out so well.
Me, I just stumble fuck around in verbal conversation and thank god for the keyboard because I can at least hopefully eek out a cogent conversation and get something like the point I was trying to make across.... What point was I trying to make...? (Stumbles away, shaking head in confusion....)
Your squirrels should be armed and ready.
Thomas, you make excellent points. I 'adore' your comments. Here is the thinking from a Christian's point of view:
Christians believe that Jesus is that 'thing' that must be shared. . .benefiting all who encounter him. Admittedly, I do see Jesus as a benefit to my life (of course!). The difference is I no longer 'lead' with God in discussion. Maturity in my faith means I don't have to. I simply let them see the "Jesus" in me and follow after according to their own timetable, if possible.
Your grandmother sounds like an amazing woman
And then they turn that thing on me....
Hey Lady! Bring 'em nuts out slowly, . . . and lay them where we can see 'em!
Thank you, Trout! She was pretty special to me, at least. And she made the best cinnamon rolls, amongst other things.
Personally, I consider myself agnostic, because I have no idea what is going on. More So as I grow older, I feel that anyone who makes claims to "knowing" is suspect. But that is just me.
What? Leading by example? More people should do that. I fear that the emulation of hatred is what they are going for, though.
Agreed. How could anyone possibly know if there is or is not a sentient creator? It is unknowable.
However, one can know that anything defined as a contradiction does not exist (as defined).
Yes, that's why I like you. You prefer to show your faith instead of blasting at everyone
Aww shucks. (BTW, in my 'infancy' days (I don't write this lightly either that would be arrogance) I 'carried' the gospel on my back as a weighted blanket. Moreover, I handled the biblical text (old and new testaments) in a manner that was 'ever before my eyes':
So you see this methodology is a 'biblical' way of life for old and new testament followers of the two faiths. Until. . . something divergent occurred in the New Testament:
Maturity gives the believer (license) to share his or her faith with others who want to hear about something good the believer once 'lost' has 'found'! It is word of mouth that utters 'forth' and moves unbelievers to want something from the believer. His or her example and modeling.
It is a voluntary act on the unbelievers part to participate. It is not the 'driver' of everything the believer is in public or private. Many believers fail to understand this and so they force people to choose between their way of life or being pushed away, softly or 'harshly.' If someone asks me for this understanding I have in Jesus Christ and my faith-I share that. If not, I mutually share it with him or her. If they do not ask or indicate participation in Jesus-I live it up to God to 'manage.' After all, it's God's program of salvation—no mine.
Lastly, it is for thinking like the paragraph above that some believers are disdainfully and diminutively labeled: "Liberal Christians."
Never mess with squirrels .
Good stuff, Thomas! Emphatically. Thank you. Somebody had to call us back to the 'center.' Because 'drift' creates its own inertia. I admit feeling sometimes feeling 'stuck' accenting one aspect of a discussion more than its center point where I have a 'home' too!
Used to drive a semi OTR and met folk from all over the country. Folks are mostly good folk.
I have lived in many parts of the country and visited many more. I have found that most of the people are "good folk" as a rule.
The sad part comes when we start defining each other based on a limited number of factors (that may or may not be true) and extending that definition across the rest of the person. I think that is called prejudice.
When I lived in Missouri, I went to church functions with family, largely because I was needing the social interaction. I didn't have any problems with anyone and I made some aquaintances and also some really good friends.
Sorry to hear about that. I've lived coast to coast and north to south in Canada and by far and away neither politics or religion are discussed as most realize that that sort of thing is ones' own business and possible divisive and impolite
Religion is a polarizing force but the people here don't seem to realize that. They throw it in your face whenever they can
down in texas where I am, church serves two functions, fashion show and hangover club. so far the SBC and the regular baptist church has taken a run at me, both via FB. how they found out about me is a mystery. I declined both offers. prior to my 14th birthday we never missed a sunday, and when I was younger I was also subjected to the free day care and indoctrination service otherwise known as vacation bible school. I feel I've more than fulfilled my religious obligations and since I'm not a fucking scumbag in life, I don't feel the need to pay and be reminded weekly not to be one. I can count the number of times I've been in a church on 1 hand since then. I am very proud though of being instrumental in taking down an evangelical church based in a hotel conference room because the thumper pastor couldn't grasp the concept that door to door thumping was soliciting in my condo complex, and then he OD'd in the spirit when I would call the cops on his dumb ass. at least the LDS missionaries learned after 3 times.
Snort!!!
You get this a lot, my friend?
I love this song and the movie. The great Loretta Lynn. Great lady.
Occasionally from Mr Giggles.
I love her, too.
Religion shoud be live and let live. No one can "prove" anything.
As long as no one makes affirmative claims based on religion, then there's no problem.
gettysburg triggered an ugly blood feud between the va and wv factions on one side of my family that lasted for 7 years after the end of the civil war. the US side won that feud too, but the goober side lost what was left of a revolutionary war GW land grant to the tax man.
You're not related to the Hatfields or the McCoys are you?
not that I know of, but it is the south...
Well, here in Southern California we have everything -- Catholics, Jews of all varieties, Moslems, various Buddhist sects, Hindus, every type of Protestant there is (I saw Michael Jackson walking door-to-door with a small group of Jehovah's Witnesses one time), Mormons, Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, every kind of Orthodox, practitioners of Native American religions, Jains, Baha'is, Rastafarians, Zoroastrians, Satanists, atheists, agnostics... I had clients recently who were Mandaeans, which is an ancient religion from Iran whose members are persecuted by the government there.
A former co-worker and friend of mine died a few years ago and his funeral service was conducted at a Byzantine Ruthenian Church just a few miles from my house. I didn't know it was there. Apparently, it is associated with the Roman Catholic Church but uses certain Byzantine rituals. It was interesting.
I must be missing a few.
For the most part, we all get along!
Just tell them you belong to the Unitarian Universalist Church. It's non-denominational so it shouldn't offend anyone (right ?).
What about Quakers?
I believe they are the ones who eat oats and/or like to live near tectonic shelfs or fault lines...
Very punny.
Depending on who is asking I tell people that I attend the UU church, which I do attend some functions there such as a discussion group. Other people, I admit that I am a Humanist. If you manage to tell a Southern Baptist or another religious conservative that you are a Humanist you risk having your car vandalized or getting crank calls and hate mail.
What would happen if I told them I was an atheist? Or even a Satanist? I might get burned at the stake. lol
likely a lot of door knockers and unsolicited letters. maybe a prayer group invites.
Wow, talk about annoying.
I have a small FSM decal (4x6") on my car as a way to laugh at them but 99.9% of them are too stupid that I am satirizing their idiocy. Once in a while, I get a thumbs up from someone, usually about the millennial age who understands the icon.
I have a pair of gold Happy Human Humanist earrings that I received as a gift from an atheist SO, but they are usually hidden by my hair. I doubt that they would recognize their meaning anyhow.
I like the FSM decal idea.
A coworker of mine nearly had an apoplectic fit when I asked him, "What religion are you? Unitarian? "
This was in Fort Smith, Arkansas. ... hee hee