Cards Against Humanity
I know.. a very strange title....But let me explain.
When I was at a family reunion, I found out about this game. Yes it is an actual game. It's kind of like Apples to Apples, but much naughtier. I am going to try an experiment and see how it goes. It could be fun.
You start a thread. You give the beginning of a thought.... Here is an example:
"Every time I see Donald trump"......
Then the players put down a phrase that they think I would finish that thought with...
Examples:
he could use a new hairdresser
how does his mouth move that way
why does he always have to use his hands to talk
The winner of that round is the one I pick. The person who started the thread can let it run for 5 comments and then they must pick one and post it in red. That person gets a point. All endings to the phrase must be kept in one thread.
All new threads start a new thought to be finished.
OK, let's try this!
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I'm going to start....
Jeb Bush needs to.......
...Change his last name...
btw, CAH is an excellent party game!
I played it a while back. (All the other players were Millennials). Well, I agree it is a good party game! Some of the responses were incredibly funny. (I think a lot of the responses are really satirical...some very biting. And mostly very politically incorrect.
Not a game for uptight people!
accept defeat.
Quit trying to keep up with "The Joneses", (aka his dad and brother...)
be a man and choose his own path.
PJ,
You just started a new thread.. I am assuming you are ending mine. What you have to do is hit the reply under my starter... No biggie!
OK guys I am waiting for one more. Also, anyone can start a new thread if they like. They don't have to finish mine first and this will keep the game flowing.
YIKES - I didn't want to start a new thread. I'm a rookie!!!! Can we just "ignore" mine and finish out your thread.
No worries PJ... everyone is new at this. I'll keep your answer. I am waiting for one more... and btw... you can start your own thought....
OK so I am going to call mine. The point goes to jwc for:
admit that he's only running to piss off his mom.
Great answer! Laughed my head off.
"The bigger they are ......"
The more likely they will show up on reality TV
The more flatulence they produce.
The quicker they will try to run for president...
"The bigger they are ......"
the more likely they will show up on Biggest Loser
Gary wins that round.
the more likely they will show up on Biggest Loser
(I played this for the first time at a New Year's eve party. I kind of had the wildcard....A Big B____K DI_K. Found you could pretty much use that anywhere....another fav of the evening was 'Anal Beads'.
Gary, I had so much fun playing this... but it figures I got the card that said "felching" And don't look up the word if you don't know it, LOL!
Ohmigod....you need to listen to this to get a full understanding.....:
That's FUNNY!
At the same time, I feel sorry for the hamster...
OMG... that is too funny!!! Gary great vid!!!
Flaming hamster balls, that was hilarious! Armageddon!
Hey Perrie, is there like a link on line or something so I can learn how to play without making the usual idiot out of myself?
No worries Sister....
Right now Dowser has started the new thread.:
Donald Trump is like (the animal)...
You have to finish that thought (One did a great job)
The you hit the reply button that is the one that Dowser put her first part to.
It's just that easy! Silly comments along the way encouraged.
The radio announcer is Robert D Raiford of the John Boy and Billy Big Show from Charlotte NC. I remember listening to this very broadcast sometime in 1997 or 1998.
Thanks for the 411. Totally a hoot!
I finally found a 1971 first edition print of Bruce's Gross Me Out Almanac. I'd bet $50 he knows what 'felching' is without having to google it.
LMAO... so true Sister!!! So true!
It's that navy man in him.... wait... who said that? :P
So, JR needs to call a winner.
Gary, while we are waiting for JR to make the call, how about start the next one.
OK someone start the next one!!!
Donald Trump is like (the animal)...
...a sloth.
This look I'm sure is just around the corner for him.
LMAO! Not if he can fight it with dye and hairspray... lots of hairspray.
A Persian Cat
A Cockatoo
Jackass
Oh gosh, with so many wonderful pictures, it is VERY difficult to pick one!
However, I select Hal's as the winner...
LOL!
Great choice. I wished I'd come across that picture first.
""Every time I see Donald trump"......"
... I get a little dumber.
Hal,
Here is the newest round with Dowser's here:
Try your hand at it.
Here's my thoughts on CAH - I've played it several times with intelligent, witty people. Unfortunately, they tended to overlook the truly uniquely paired question and answers, because the cards with ultra-blunt, shocking phrases "trumped" anything that was based on strategic and intelligent pairing of cards. I felt like it made everyone a little dumber, just like Trump does.
Well Hal, I am hoping that the NT version, with a chance to be also creative, will be fun and colorful. You did a most excellent job.
OK we need a new starter.
Well, there are two ways to play it.
You can look for the answers that make the most sense. The most logical pairings of cards. But while that might be a game of strategy, there arfe much better strategy games out there. (Risk! anyone>0. And all the war games like Gettysberg, etc.
But the real fun IMO is finding that pairings that make no sense whatsoever-- but are hysterically funny! (I don't think I ever laughed so much during any game as I did that night playing CAH). That way is not for ultra-logical" people "-- or anyone who is in general "uptight".
Here's a story about a DC cop Sashay Brown . Sorry if the name isn't immediately recognizable but here are a couple of stories to get you up to speed :
Any use of the word boob should be put into context ! Or maybe heroine comes to mind ?
This game plus numerous "expansion sets" are available on Amazon.
Some reviews:
October 2, 2016
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