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Cards Against Humanity

  

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Via:  perrie-berlin-halpern  •  10 years ago  •  52 comments

Cards Against Humanity

I know.. a very strange title....But let me explain. 

When I was at a family reunion, I found out about this game. Yes it is an actual game. It's kind of like Apples to Apples, but much naughtier. I am going to try an experiment and see how it goes. It could be fun. 

You start a thread. You give the beginning of a thought.... Here is an example:

"Every time I see Donald trump"......

Then the players put down a phrase that they think I would finish that thought with...

Examples:

he could use a new hairdresser

how does his mouth move that way

why does he always have to use his hands to talk

The winner of that round is the one I pick. The person who started the thread can let it run for 5 comments and then they must pick one and post it in red. That person gets a point. All endings to the phrase must be kept in one thread. 

 All new threads start a new thought to be finished.

OK, let's try this! 


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Perrie Berlin-Halpern
Freshman Silent
link   seeder  Perrie Berlin-Halpern    10 years ago

I'm going to start....

Jeb Bush needs to.......

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton  replied to  Perrie Berlin-Halpern   10 years ago

...Change his last name...

btw, CAH is an excellent party game!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Guide
link   Krishna  replied to  Larry Hampton   9 years ago
btw, CAH is an excellent party game!

I played it a while back. (All the other players were Millennials). Well, I agree it is a good party game! Some of the responses were incredibly funny. (I think a lot of the responses are really satirical...some very biting. And mostly very politically incorrect.

Not a game for uptight people!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell  replied to  Perrie Berlin-Halpern   10 years ago

accept defeat.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Silent
link   Dowser  replied to  Perrie Berlin-Halpern   10 years ago

Quit trying to keep up with "The Joneses", (aka his dad and brother...)

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Silent
link   PJ    10 years ago

be a man and choose his own path.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  PJ   10 years ago

PJ,

You just started a new thread.. I am assuming you are ending mine. What you have to do is hit the reply under my starter... No biggie!

OK guys I am waiting for one more. Also, anyone can start a new thread if they like. They don't have to finish mine first and this will keep the game flowing.  

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Silent
link   PJ    10 years ago

YIKES - I didn't want to start a new thread.  I'm a rookie!!!!  Can we just "ignore" mine and finish out your thread.   

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  PJ   10 years ago

No worries PJ... everyone is new at this. I'll keep your answer. I am waiting for one more... and btw... you can start your own thought....

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   10 years ago

OK so I am going to call mine. The point goes to jwc for:

admit that he's only running to piss off his mom.

Great answer! Laughed my head off. 

 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell    10 years ago

"The bigger they are ......"

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  JohnRussell   10 years ago

The more likely they will show up on reality TV

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Expert
link   Kavika   replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   10 years ago

The more flatulence they produce.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Silent
link   Dowser  replied to  JohnRussell   10 years ago

The quicker they will try to run for president...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell   10 years ago

"The bigger they are ......"

the more likely they will show up on Biggest Loser

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  JohnRussell   10 years ago

Gary wins that round. 

 
 
 
Spikegary
Junior Quiet
link   Spikegary    10 years ago

the more likely they will show up on Biggest Loser

(I played this for the first time at a New Year's eve party.  I kind of had the wildcard....A Big B____K DI_K.  Found you could pretty much use that anywhere....another fav of the evening was 'Anal Beads'.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Spikegary   10 years ago

Gary, I had so much fun playing this... but it figures I got the card that said "felching" And don't look up the word if you don't know it, LOL!

 
 
 
Spikegary
Junior Quiet
link   Spikegary  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   10 years ago

Ohmigod....you need to listen to this to get a full understanding.....:

 

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Silent
link   Dowser  replied to  Spikegary   10 years ago

That's FUNNY!

At the same time, I feel sorry for the hamster...

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Spikegary   10 years ago

OMG... that is too funny!!! Gary great vid!!!

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Participates
link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Spikegary   10 years ago

Flaming hamster balls, that was hilarious!  Armageddon! 

Hey Perrie, is there like a link on line or something so I can learn how to play without making the usual idiot out of myself?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom   10 years ago

No worries Sister....

Right now Dowser has started the new thread.:

Donald Trump is like (the animal)...

You have to finish that thought (One did a great job) 

The you hit the reply button that is the one that Dowser put her first part to. 

It's just that easy! Silly comments along the way encouraged. 

 

 
 
 
Uncle Bruce
Professor Silent
link   Uncle Bruce  replied to  Spikegary   10 years ago

The radio announcer is Robert D Raiford of the John Boy and Billy Big Show from Charlotte NC.  I remember listening to this very broadcast sometime in 1997 or 1998.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uncle Bruce   10 years ago

Thanks for the 411. Totally a hoot!

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Participates
link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Uncle Bruce   10 years ago

I finally found a 1971 first edition print of Bruce's Gross Me Out Almanac.  I'd bet $50 he knows what 'felching' is without having to google it.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom   10 years ago

LMAO... so true Sister!!! So true!

It's that navy man in him.... wait... who said that? :P

 
 
 
Spikegary
Junior Quiet
link   Spikegary    10 years ago

So, JR needs to call a winner.

 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

Gary, while we are waiting for JR to make the call, how about start the next one. 

 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    10 years ago

OK someone start the next one!!!

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Silent
link   Dowser  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   10 years ago

Donald Trump is like (the animal)...

 
 
 
One Miscreant
Professor Silent
link   One Miscreant  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

...a sloth.

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Silent
link   PJ  replied to  One Miscreant   10 years ago

This look I'm sure is just around the corner for him.   

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  PJ   10 years ago

LMAO! Not if he can fight it with dye and hairspray... lots of hairspray. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

A Persian Cat

 

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Silent
link   PJ  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

A Cockatoo

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

 

Jackass

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Participates
link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

Lots of yap. Lots of (hair) flap.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Participates
link   Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Silent
link   Dowser  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

Oh gosh, with so many wonderful pictures, it is VERY difficult to pick one!

However, I select Hal's as the winner...  

 

LOL!

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Silent
link   PJ  replied to  Dowser   10 years ago

Great choice.  I wished I'd come across that picture first. 

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Participates
link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago

""Every time I see Donald trump"......"

... I get a little dumber.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Hal A. Lujah   10 years ago

Hal,

 

Here is the newest round with Dowser's here:

Try your hand at it. 

 

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Participates
link   Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   10 years ago

Here's my thoughts on CAH - I've played it several times with intelligent, witty people.  Unfortunately, they tended to overlook the truly uniquely paired question and answers, because the cards with ultra-blunt, shocking phrases "trumped" anything that was based on strategic and intelligent pairing of cards.  I felt like it made everyone a little dumber, just like Trump does.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Guide
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Hal A. Lujah   10 years ago

Well Hal, I am hoping that the NT version, with a chance to be also creative, will be fun and colorful. You did a most excellent job. 

OK we need a new starter. 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Guide
link   Krishna  replied to  Hal A. Lujah   9 years ago
because the cards with ultra-blunt, shocking phrases "trumped" anything that was based on strategic and intelligent pairing of cards.

Well, there are two ways to play it.

You can look for the answers that make the most sense. The most logical pairings of cards. But while that might be a game of strategy, there arfe much better strategy games out there. (Risk! anyone>0. And all the war games like Gettysberg, etc.

But the real fun IMO is finding that pairings that make no sense whatsoever-- but are hysterically funny! (I don't think I ever laughed so much during any game as I did that night playing CAH). That way is not for ultra-logical" people "-- or anyone who is in general "uptight".

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    10 years ago

Here's a story about a DC cop Sashay Brown . Sorry if the name isn't immediately recognizable but here are a couple of stories to get you up to speed :

Any use of the word boob should be put into context ! Or maybe heroine comes to mind ?

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Guide
link   Krishna    9 years ago

This game plus numerous "expansion sets" are available on Amazon.

Some reviews:

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Angel Lueras

October 2, 2016

Verified Purchase
This game has got to be the funniest game I've played in awhile... Played it with friends at a BBQ and it was a huge hit... Game is played with fairly simple instructions, each round one player picks a black card and shares it with the other players, the other players each get (3) cards from the white deck and answer with their funniest card... the funniest add on to the black card wins that round... WOULD DEFINETLY not recommend playing around children though, the cards are funny, however not intended for little ones... I have attached some examples in my photos below!
* [...]... Have an awesome day!;)
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on March 9, 2017
This is a terrible game for terrible people! I did edit my game and took all of the Offensive religion cards out! I don't mind pushing the envelope but that takes it to a whole different level for me so I took those cards out! It is still just as fun to play! Do not play with family you will learn more than you wanted to know playing with them!
 
 

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