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When police asked a man how his girlfriend got shot in the leg, he blamed the dog.
Jacksonville, Florida, police, responding to a 911 call about a shooting Tuesday night, met with Brian Murphy, who told them his dog Diesel had accidentally shot his girlfriend while she was in bed, according to Jacksonville’s WJAX-TV .
Murphy told officers he and his girlfriend, Summer Miracle, were sleeping when Diesel woke him up wanting to go outside. When Diesel and Murphy went back into the house, the dog led the way into the bedroom, he said, according to First Coast News.
Murphy reported that he then saw a flash and heard a bang. He told police he thinks Diesel jumped up on a nightstand, causing a gun on it to fire.
The bullet from Murphy’s gun hit Miracle in the leg.
Murphy told police he covered Miracle’s wound with a towel before calling 911.
Miracle’s not sure how she was shot, according to The Palm Beach Post. She told police she was asleep when the bullet struck her.
Miracle was treated at a hospital for injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening.
There was no word on whether charges would be filed.
And you thought that they only ate homework...
It's Florida so the dog can use the ''stand your ground'' defense. The women was snoring aggressively.
Case closed.
Usually, I would suspect that shenanigans were afoot, but Mr. Murphy's story is too ridiculous not to be true.
Holy shit, Kavika? Is that Wiki?
LOL, yes it is Buzz, all doxie's come fully armed and dangerous.
Not only that Buzz, but they can fly as well...So the story is quite possible true.
I suggest that you and Red keep treating Wiki as well as you have been for the rest of her life!!!
Case closed.
Nah, the real story is obvious. Murphy probably got a big load of insurance on the girl. So, he hired the dog to do a hit on her. I can just see the interview now.
Diesel: No way you'll ever get me to talk copper. I'm a dog, not a rat.
Sound of paper rustling as detective rolls up a newspaper, then........SPLATT, right across the nose.
Diesel: All right, all right, I'll talk. It was the boyfriend. He offered me a whole box of dog biscuits if I'd whack the chick. I told him that he shoulda hired the cat. I can't see in the dark and missed the shot.
LMAO. I smell a series of short stories. ''The Adventures of Diesel the Dog''
He should have hired the cat. Everyone knows they are more evil and better shots!
Thanks for posting this article, Kavika. It's the most fun article I've seen on the home page for quite a while.
"Summer Miracle" ? A flower child perhaps. 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love comes in a few months.
If he leaves his loaded gun in a place where the dog likes to jump on, the two people are lucky this is the first bullet that has come their way.
I must say, with the Trump disaster sucking up all the oxygen in the news, Florida's intrinsic craziness has gotten the shaft. We used to hear about this stuff in Fla. every other week, but even Floridian redneck hessians can't hold a candle to Trump. Ironically, it's nice to return to some normal news.
I must say, with the Trump disaster sucking up all the oxygen in the news, Florida's intrinsic craziness has gotten the shaft.
I, too, have noticed that Florida Man has been on hiatus.
Could it be possible that.....naw, he wouldn't have swallowed Florida Man.
Sounds like a "Shaggy Dog Story" to me!
LOL
Unfortunately the dog was not given lessons in gun safety, but with the dearth of gun control laws in the USA the dog could have been the one that purchased the gun.
And I am certain that the NRA fully supports the right of dogs to purchase and openly carry guns.
You could be right, Randy.
LOL! Did that dog pass a background check? And how does it grab the gun from it's holster?
I think Labradors are okay, but I wouldn't trust a pit bull with a gun.
Hey buddy, don't me stereotyping me again, ya hear!!!
Says he, enjoying the company of his meal before eating it.
Probably checked background before they sent him to the police academy; that's an undercover cop. Can't be sure whether it's a police dog masquerading as an armed civilian dog or a human cop who is really, really good at disguise.
A disguised agent right out of "Get Smart" LOL!
With his own paw phone.
LOL
The dog simply turns it's head and grabs the gun with it's mouth....don't you know, strange happen in Foriduh?