Medical Website Indulges Trans Community With New Term For Female Genitalia
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A health information site titled Healthline, which serves a reputed 85 million people a month, is offering an “ LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide ” that stipulates the word “vagina” is no longer appropriate for that part of the female genitalia. Instead, the proper term for that orifice is . . . “front hole.”
But why, you may ask? Why is a term that has been used for ages suddenly jettisoned in favor of the term “front hole?” The LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide writes:
For the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the “front hole” instead of solely using the medical term “vagina.” This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals.
The term “front hole” has been bandied about for a while; last January Bustle quoted “sex educator” Kenna Cook pontificating, "Language for sex that is coded in anatomy is meant to reinforce a heteronormative, reproductive-based idea of sex … The terms people use for their sexual body parts are a large contributor to them feeling comfortable engaging in certain sex acts. Some trans men don't refer to their genitals with female-coded language, opting for 'boy hole' or 'front hole.'”
Anyone who promulgates that heteronormative, reproductive-based idea of sex should just shut their piehole.
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No, just no. It's a vagina.
I try to be PC and very inclusive, but this is just a bit over the top.
Medically speaking, our urethra is the front hole.
Gotta agree. Taught bio... never once referred to it as the front hole.
If this is about female-to-male transgendered, they can call it their mangina. Calling it a "front hole" sounds a bit adolescent. Maybe a professional liar who works in marketing can create a more palatable name.
Donald Trump picked "pussy", so that's what you get from professional liars.
But only a mid level job. I think it's upper management.
Well . . . I think that depends upon what sort of job someone is seeking
Maybe, but I don't think we want to discriminate between the front hole, back hole and the two side holes. I don't anyway.
How does someone have two side holes?
Front, back, and middle I understand.
Ears. There are two of them, one on each side.
I will even say it shows typical western snobbish physiological ignorance of a not insignificant number of women of European lineage living fairly east of the Greenwich line.
In fact in the UK it is illegal to portray this characteristic in movies. Of course the movies get it all wrong.
Don't ever mention crumpets and tea to a proper English lady.
No.
Just remember to always be polite.
Darn.....I missed one. So that makes 4 holes in front including the pie hole and the pee hole, one in back, and one on each side......and all designed for male pleasure.
But wait, there's more! Depending on how well endowed you and your POSSLQ are there are 8 or even 9 front holes available for use when you're in the mood.
OK, you've got me.. what does that mean? Will I be sorry I asked?
Yes.
Pleasure from the ear holes?
Is that where they get the expression "aural sex"?
Hummm.. whisper to me in a private note or IM. Now I am too curious
There are 2 nostrils and 2 eye sockets. Plus the space between boobs. So that's 5 plus the other 4 front holes already discussed = 9 front holes.
I'm glad you posted that out in the open
Sounds like you've already heard of nostril sex. In modern America there's no reason to keep that in the closet!
I heard that Urethra died the other day.
I would have been laughed out of nursing school if I had used "front hole" instead of vagina on a test.
Isn't the Daily Wire satire?
I wish... but here it is:
$20.00 says it was a social worker or an intern psychologist.
It's still.....juvenile?
The medically correct term is "vagina"
LMAO... you are so on the money epistte!
I'm with you. I have no plans on changing how I refer to it, especially on my annual exams.
It just sounds like something that they would assign a social worker or a grad ass' psychologist to write.
I think that people have too much time on their hands and are looking for reasons to get upset. Which kind of bugs me since we have so many real issues to deal with.
Complete agreement.
Wait a minute.....I thought the front hole was the belly button?
Or secondary TV entertainment for the hands.
Only a person obsessed with their front hole would understand!
I think that people have too much time on their hands and are looking for reasons to get upset. Which kind of bugs me since we have so many real issues to deal with.
Actually I think one of the reason there's so much stupidity that comes out of the academic world is the pursuit of grant money. There's a tremendous amount of grant money that (sometimes well meaning) philanthropists make available-- but there's a lot of competition for it. So many professors and others in academia feel the need to come up with "creative" ideas in hope of landing some big bucks.
(I've heard this definition of "PhD": Bullshit, more shit, Piled higher and deeper).
Of course there are some wonderful exceptions . . .but!
Lots of content-- quite "meaty" actually-- but all that absurd pontification just seems to endlessly grind on and on!
For some unknown reason, that reminds me of this short video clip: "Does Your Dog Bite"? [Peter Sellers, The Pink Panther Strikes Again]:
But can you wound a beast with two backs? It'd be like running over an armadillo with a bicycle.
I wish... but here it is:
From that site:
Here’s a list of more common gender identities and a quick description to better understand them:
And there's a lot more on that page.
Reminds me of a reply to something like that-- a phrase that used to be fairly common on the Internet:
Someone needs to get a life!
Well, you know what they say:
One man's meat is another man's poisson!
That's why god invented the crotch.
There is an old engineering joke about whole designed the human body.
Dear Friend Episette: Great joke.
Love it.
Thanks for brightening my day.
Peace and Abundant Blessings.
Enoch.
I used to keep a tic tac in mine in case I had garlic for dinner on a date.
Dear Friends: This true story is semi on topic.
Badfish, feel free to delete if you choose.
In our youth, my older brother and I were studying a Talmudic Tractate in a class on Mesechet Brachot (Book of Blessings).
One of the less gifted students was asked by the teacher to recite the blessing on washing hands to purify before a meal. Then explain what it meant.
The blessing goes, "Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheynu Melech ha Olam, asher Kiddishanu Ba Mitzvotav; al Netilat Yadayim".
That means, "Blessed are You, King of the Universe who has ordained us to purify ourselves by the washing of the hands".
However, the student, instead of saying "al Netilat Yadayim" (washing of the hands) instead, in error proclaimed "al Netilat Shadyaim" (breast play).
My brother and I looked at each other. Without speaking we both thought, "Here comes trouble"!
As the student made his mistake, the Rosh Yeshivah (Seminary Headmaster) was walking by our class in the hall.
Hearing what was said, he chimed in, "Amen Selah" (So be it, for ever and ever).
Being five years old at the time, I never got the humor until after my Bar Mitzvah years later.
Still funny today.
Peace and Abundant Blessings.
As Well Celebration of Things We Have that Bring Us Together in Sustainable Relationships Which Endure the Test of Time; Grant Us Joy in Pleasing and Being Pleased By Those We Love.
Enoch.
“front hole.” ?????
The "Mouth" is in the front too. Should we rename it "The Dumpster" ?
Its pretty mundane but one could just go with inny.
Not sure how anyone could get offended by that but i suppose some would try.
I could share what nearly every male DI has called it in the past but THAT would likely earn me another ticket .......
Depends on what the word "IS" means……. AGAIN !
one of my favorite " names " for it: Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet