AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  116 comments

AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th
For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.

S E E D E D   C O N T E N T



BRONX, NY—United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited Woodlawn Cemetery this morning to grieve in quiet dignity at her own grave on the 1-year anniversary of her death on January 6. She was seen openly weeping and tearing her clothes by the photo crew she brought with her.

AOC, who was killed in the Capitol’s House Chamber by murderous Trump supporters, left a wreath where her body had been peacefully laid to rest. Though she made no official statements, eyewitness testimony claims she “looked mournfully off into the distance” as if contemplating the fleeting brevity of life.

“She just looked so brave and helpless,” said Jim Acosta from the scene. “I could see that she was clearly hurting. I don’t know how she gets up in the morning, especially since she’s already dead. What a fighter.”

Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake. 

Visitors to the cemetery are advised to socially distance and mask up while mourning the loss of America’s greatest congresswoman. For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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squiggy
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2  squiggy    3 weeks ago

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bbl-1
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3  bbl-1    3 weeks ago

If this all the MAGA has, the MAGA ain't got much except the 'Orange Flim Flam Man' that dwells in Mar-a-Lago with his...............( wife ) ?

 
 
 
squiggy
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3.1  squiggy  replied to  bbl-1 @3    3 weeks ago

Trump, Trump, Trump...

 
 
 
squiggy
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3.2  squiggy  replied to  bbl-1 @3    3 weeks ago

Melania, Melania, Melania...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.2.1  Texan1211  replied to  squiggy @3.2    3 weeks ago

Now, perhaps it is time we are more tolerant of the folks who blurt out Trump whenever possible. I really don't think it is something they can control any longer. 

We should be raising funds for a cure for the dreadful disease in hopes of saving as many as we can.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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3.2.2  Ronin2  replied to  Texan1211 @3.2.1    2 weeks ago

Why waste the money, they aren't worth it.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.2.3  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @3.2.1    2 weeks ago
Now, perhaps it is time we are more tolerant of the folks who blurt out Trump whenever possible. I really don't think it is something they can control any longer.

It's like a tic for somebody that has Tourettes.  It just happens, they can't control it.  They hear something against one of their failing heroe's and it's triggered. 

The only difference is, in instances like this, it ONLY comes from certain groups and it can be treated with education and understanding.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.2.4  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.3    2 weeks ago

I guess the constant drone of "But Trump!!!!!!!!" just gets to be a little too much when it appears on every article almost.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3.2.5  Tessylo  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.3    2 weeks ago

That's who I go to for education and understanding - trumpturd supporters.

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Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.2.6  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @3.2.4    2 weeks ago

It's turned childish.  Even on an obvious satire seed like this.  No sense of humor.  Nothing to back up a single claim they make.  Just like young children.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.2.7  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.6    2 weeks ago

yep, 1/2 of them don't bother to read the articles and about 1/2 that do will do nothing but bitch about the source.

Of the 1/4 remaining, most will blurt out "TRUMP" at every conceivable chance.

No chance at debate.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.2.8  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @3.2.7    2 weeks ago

Trying to debate them is like playing chess with a pigeon.  The pigeon will go all over the place, knock over pieces make a mess of everything and shit on the board.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
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3.2.9  Jack_TX  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.6    2 weeks ago
No sense of humor.

A sense of humor requires intelligence.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.2.10  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Jack_TX @3.2.9    2 weeks ago

original

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.3  Vic Eldred  replied to  bbl-1 @3    2 weeks ago
If this all the MAGA has

They have Congress back in 10 months!

That's what they got!

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.3.1  devangelical  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.3    2 weeks ago

yeah sure, lots of luck with that...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.3.2  Texan1211  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.3    2 weeks ago

Gonna be fun around here the day after the midterms.

Should we start a pool on how many articles will be posted on how the election wasn't fair and votes were suppressed?

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.3.3  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @3.3.2    2 weeks ago
Should we start a pool on how many articles will be posted on how the election wasn't fair and votes were suppressed?

that pool has already been running on the right for over a year...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.3.4  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @3.3.3    2 weeks ago

Wow.

Pretty impressive originality there.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.3.5  Vic Eldred  replied to  Texan1211 @3.3.2    2 weeks ago
Gonna be fun around here the day after the midterms.

There won't be many here that morning, but you and I for sure!


Should we start a pool on how many articles will be posted on how the election wasn't fair and votes were suppressed?

We'll start a pool on who has the guts to show up!

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
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4  Nowhere Man    3 weeks ago

You would think after 7 years they will get over their trump hate... there is nothing trump has had to do with the state of the nation today...

So you know when they are running out of things to attempt to explain away their failures when they go back to Trump Trump Trump....

It just might have something to do with their popularity in the nation today.... But lets not stop them from what they think is a winning political strategy...

But it's good for a few laughs...

 
 
 
bbl-1
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4.1  bbl-1  replied to  Nowhere Man @4    3 weeks ago

Trump will never get over his hate and fear of being exposed as a failure even as a flim flam man.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
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4.1.1  Jack_TX  replied to  bbl-1 @4.1    3 weeks ago
Trump will never get over his hate and fear of being exposed as a failure even as a flim flam man.

He takes solace in knowing how many angry liberals let him live rent free in their heads 

 
 
 
bbl-1
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4.1.2  bbl-1  replied to  Jack_TX @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

He is still a flim flam man who broke every promise he ever made.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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4.1.3  Split Personality  replied to  Jack_TX @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

For as long as I have known him or had dealings with any arm of the Trumpoctopus Orginization

Trump thinks nothing of anyone who doesn't like him.

He only cares about making money and fame for Donald.

The only people he thinks about are those who crossed him or cost him$$

 
 
 
GregTx
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4.1.4  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.3    2 weeks ago

Is that you Steve?

 
 
 
Ronin2
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4.1.5  Ronin2  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.3    2 weeks ago

Which puts him in good company with all politicians.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
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4.1.6  Jack_TX  replied to  bbl-1 @4.1.2    2 weeks ago
He is still a flim flam man who broke every promise he ever made.

And he will fade away into insignificance....if only you'll let him.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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4.1.7  Ronin2  replied to  Jack_TX @4.1.6    2 weeks ago

They can't let Trump go. If they do everyone will be focused on Biden, Harris, and what the Democrats in Congress are trying to do. That is the last thing they want.

Trump is their ultra bogeyman. He is the reason the Democrats can't afford to lose.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1.8  Texan1211  replied to  Jack_TX @4.1.6    2 weeks ago

Democrats will run against Trump whether or not he himself runs.

They have really no other options.

They certainly can't run on Biden's record, and Harris is a lost cause to them already, so it will be Biden or Buttigieg running against Trump.

I think that is why the Jan 6 commission is taking so long. They want to use it as a campaign tool.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Nowhere Man @4    3 weeks ago
there is nothing trump has had to do with the state of the nation today...

There goes your credibility swirling down the drain. 

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
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4.2.1  Nowhere Man  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2    3 weeks ago

What's new John? you've been saying the same thing for over a decade now... (or at least as long as I've known you)

My credibility hasn't gone anywhere yet... still waiting to see some of yours though...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2    2 weeks ago

He never had any.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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4.3  Split Personality  replied to  Nowhere Man @4    2 weeks ago
You would think after 7 years they will get over their trump hate...

I grew up in the realm of Trump directed eminent domain cases, local;y no one liked him and his gold decadence

and phony BS with radio disc jockeys and Jeff Epstein and planting phony stories in the newspapers and magazines.

He hasn't changed/

He should be largely out of office and out of everyone's minds, but he just keeps talking, scheduling rallyes etc.

there is nothing trump has had to do with the state of the nation today...

We haven't spent (wasted) $519 million in election audits at his behest?

He isn't still publicly endorsing candidates and telling the party what he wants?

oh yeah, he is still influencing the nation, for sure.

 
 
 
squiggy
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4.3.1  squiggy  replied to  Split Personality @4.3    2 weeks ago

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Jack_TX
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4.3.2  Jack_TX  replied to  Split Personality @4.3    2 weeks ago
He should be largely out of office and out of everyone's minds, but he just keeps talking, scheduling rallyes etc.

It's difficult for someone to fade out of everyone's mind with a never ending congressional investigation,

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4.4  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Nowhere Man @4    2 weeks ago
there is nothing trump has had to do with the state of the nation today..

Especially when Bare Shelves Biden come in on day 1 with a stack of EO's stopping everything Trump had accomplished.  

 
 
 
Ronin2
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5  Ronin2    2 weeks ago

This seed is about AOC; and all it took was one TDS driven comment at #3 to turn this into another Trump bashing tirade, There are already countless numbers of articles posted to NT doing just that.

Don't like Trump fine, then don't vote for him if he decides to run for the Presidency again. The Trump haters are not going convince anyone not to vote for Trump at this point. You are either with him or against him.

Meanwhile, by deflecting every damn article posted to Trump it is diminishing the BS that are the Democrats.

This article is about AOC- it is satire; but it points out she is every bit as full of shit as Trump. She is an internet content creator and nothing more. She is as fake as the media that covers her every move in adoring fashion. She represents a very small district that even Pelosi has admitted :"A glass of water with a D on it could win." 

If the Democrats get their way and pass their federal voting law that is what it will be across the entire US. Districts will be made up based on population, not the number of registered voters. The electoral college will be gone. Fly over country will be a meaningless wasteland dominated by the leftist coasts. That will bring about a true civil war and coup attempt; not Donald Trump.

How about talking about the human fuck up machine that is currently in the White House wrecking this country at warp speed? How about talking about the wide open southern border with 200,000 plus illegals streaming across it a month, and being transported all across the US during a pandemic? How about talking about those US citizens, Green card holders, and Special VISA holders that were abandoned in Afghanistan- and the administration is doing jack shit of nothing to help get them out, as Brandon has "Turned the page"? How about talking about high gas prices and inflation? How about talking about un-Constitutional vaccine mandates? How about talking about Russia and China emboldened to the point that it is not if; but when Taiwan and Ukraine ill be taken? How about talking about more infections and deaths this year than last due to Covid; even though Brandon said he "Would shut down Covid". How about talking about a sluggish economy that can't produce jobs at nearly the pace needed? How about talking about increased crime rates all across the US; especially in those Democrat bastion of stupidity run cities that wanted to defund the police? How about talking about the two tier justice system under a AG that is nothing more than a Democrat hack?

Democrats are the most evil and vile thing in the US right now. Midterms can't come quick enough.

But all we get is "But Trruuummmmppppp!!!!!" Truly fucking pathetic.

 
 
 
JBB
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5.1  JBB  replied to  Ronin2 @5    2 weeks ago

Butt, was this "article" really about AOC? Or, was it satire that invites ridicule purely based on politics?

Also, Jan 6th is in the title, so this is about Trump...

You can't control how people react to utter bullshit!

AOC won't dismiss Trump's January 6 Insurrection...

 
 
 
Ronin2
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5.1.1  Ronin2  replied to  JBB @5.1    2 weeks ago

Insurrection? More BS. Expect nothing more from the TDS driven.

Jan 6th was a riot, that AOC played for all it was worth for internet content. 

If you cannot accept AOC is a Trump wannabe that is your problem.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1.1    2 weeks ago

One has to remember that any word that appears in any story makes it on topic.

Or at least in many cases.

 
 
 
JBB
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6  JBB    2 weeks ago

Anybody who thinks AOC has suffered her political death must be insane. She scares shit out of bassackwards flatearth know nothing throwbacks mired in the gop!

Why? Because she is a future political leader. There is nobody on the right to compete with her. She won her reelection by forty points. She is not going away!

 
 
 
Ronin2
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6.1  Ronin2  replied to  JBB @6    2 weeks ago
Why? Because she is a future political leader. There is nobody on the right to compete with her. She won her reelection by forty points. She is not going away!

She represents a very small district that even Pelosi has admitted :"A glass of water with a D on it could win." The fact she won reelection by 40 points prove how stupid the left really is.

Political leader? She couldn't lead her way out of a paper bag if you spotted her the open end and kicked her towards it.

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.1  JBB  replied to  Ronin2 @6.1    2 weeks ago

Small District? AOC represents the same number of voters as all members of Congress.

Land does not vote. People do. Comprehendo?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @6.1.1    2 weeks ago

Where DO you get this misinformation from?

She certainly doesn't represent the same number of people as all other Congresspeople.

Districts may vary as much as nearly 300,000 in population from state to state.

Understand?

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.3  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.2    2 weeks ago

Congressional districts represent roughly the same number of voters with a few exceptions.  

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @6.1.3    2 weeks ago
Congressional districts represent roughly the same number of voters with a few exceptions.  

My statement is 100% correct, and you are just flat out wrong.

Do I really need to prove it to you???????

or are you willing to spend 2 minutes doing your own research?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.5  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.2    2 weeks ago

The vast majority of US congressional districts fall within the 700,000 range, some others give or take a little from that range. 

It is more accurate to say they are all roughly the same size than to say they are not. 

Demographics of congressional districts as of 2015 - Ballotpedia

I'm not sure what it is you want to argue about. 

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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6.1.6  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.5    2 weeks ago

They can vary 10%

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.7  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.5    2 weeks ago
I'm not sure what it is you want to argue about. 

Then I will simply ignore your post since you don't know but felt compelled to post anyway.

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.8  JBB  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.6    2 weeks ago

Meaning most are about the same size with very little difference in numbers by district...

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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6.1.9  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JBB @6.1.8    2 weeks ago

If you use JR"s number of 700,000, that's 70,000. Not very little where I went to school............................

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.10  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.2    2 weeks ago
New York’s 14th District represents more than 650,000 people across parts of the Bronx and Queens. Our neighborhoods include sections of: Astoria, College Point, Corona, North Corona,

In a quick look at the list , I counted 30 US congressional districts with a population in the 650- 700 thousand range.  So what?  650 is roughly equivalent to 700,000 in this sort of context. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.11  Texan1211  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.6    2 weeks ago

Districts within each state should be fairly consistent, but states like Wyoming, Rhode Island, and Montana have different numbers than the more normal roughly 700k per district.

Montana has almost a million people.

Never heard once any Democrat declare that Montana was underrepresented.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.12  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @6.1.8    2 weeks ago

Montana has almost 1 million people. Tell me more how that is the same as 700,000.

I am always fascinated with liberal math.

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.13  JBB  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.9    2 weeks ago

Must you engage in such pickaune arguments?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.14  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.10    2 weeks ago
In a quick look at the list , I counted 30 US congressional districts with a population in the 650- 700 thousand range.  So what?  650 is roughly equivalent to 700,000 in this sort of context. 

Strawman.

I never argued they weren't fairly equal within a state.

Look at Montana and Wyoming and Rhode Island.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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6.1.15  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JBB @6.1.13    2 weeks ago

Learn a new word or two today?

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Do you have to be so pedantic?

 
 
 
Jack_TX
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6.1.16  Jack_TX  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.6    2 weeks ago
They can vary 10%

They deviate by 57% from smallest to largest.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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6.1.17  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Jack_TX @6.1.16    2 weeks ago

I'm talking within the same state...............or are you too? And if so I'd like to see that state's data

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.18  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.14    2 weeks ago

There are very few congressional districts with a total of over 800,000 and I saw only two (out of 435) with a population over 900,000. Its hard to see what your point is. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.19  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.18    2 weeks ago
Its hard to see what your point is. 

Your loss.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.20  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.19    2 weeks ago

In other words you cant explain yourself. Ok. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.21  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.20    2 weeks ago

I did explain it.

Sorry you missed it.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.22  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.19    2 weeks ago
Congressional districts represent roughly the same number of voters with a few exceptions.  

That is what JBB originally said. He's right. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.23  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.22    2 weeks ago
Small District? AOC represents the same number of voters as all members of Congress. Land does not vote. People do. Comprehendo?

THAT is the post I responded to. Try to keep up.

Why are you talking about this to me when you readily admitted you don't know what my argument even is?

BTW, does AOC--in your mind--represent the same number of voters as all members of Congress do?

 
 
 
Ronin2
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6.1.24  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.10    2 weeks ago

This has to be one of the dumbest arguments I have ever seen on NT; and that is saying a lot.

AOC only represents her ultra liberal little dumbass district of 650,000 people. They are moronic enough to reelect her by by a 40% margin, then they deserve what they get. 

She is the dumbass that chased Amazon away from her district. Seems she doesn't realize how taxation works. She is exactly what the Democrats need in charge of their critical thinking when it comes to paying for things.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/ocasio-cortez-amazon-cancelling-nyc-hq-proves-anything-is-possible.html 

She is also the mighty mental midget that can cry on cue; and makes sure to get her virtue signaling in at every opportunity.

Guess AOC can't find her damn way to border detention facilities now that Biden is in charge. The conditions are several times worse; over crowding even higher; and all during a pandemic. Ted Cruz even offered to show her the way, in case she forgot.

She cried on the Congressional floor after a bill was passed supporting Israel's Iron Dome.

Ocasio-Cortez and her progressive caucus had expressed opposition to the bill, forcing Democrats to pull the provision from a bill a day earlier in order to ensure its passage along party lines. On Thursday, the New York lawmaker voted against the funding, but raised eyebrows when she only later amended her vote to "Present" at the last minute. After the bill was passed by a 420-9 majority, Ocasio-Cortez reportedly became emotional on the floor and was seen being comforted by her colleagues. 

Nice virtue signaling dumbass that doesn't even have the conviction to stand up for what she believes in. "Present" that is all she ever is. What has she ever done for the Palestinians. I personally can direct her to two charities that work directly with Palestinian private businesses, and farmers. They provide free legal council (both in Israeli and Palestinian Courts), financial aid, as well as medical, food, and educational services. One thing they don't do is work directly with the Israeli or Palestinian governments. They also aren't big on photo ops, or getting notoriety. It makes it kind of difficult to travel too and from Israel and the Occupied Territories if they get famous. It also requires more than a couple of hour junket. Work isn't AOC's strong suit.

Now, for what this satire is all about. AOC's hyperbolic reaction to Jan 6th in which she was in absolutely no damn danger- except in her own little warped "All Republicans want to have sex with me" mind.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is being dubbed “Alexandria Ocasio-Smollett” as details emerge that she exaggerated the extent of her “trauma” from the Capitol riot, given that she was not at the site of the siege, but in an office building nearby.

In the four weeks since the riot, Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has said repeatedly that she feared for her life on Jan. 6, as a result of a “very close encounter.”

This week, the progressive pol shared more details of that encounter during an Instagram Live.

Ocasio-Cortez was in her office, which is located in the Cannon building, when rioters stormed the Capitol. The building is part of the overall Capitol complex, but is not within the Capitol building itself.

She had been barricaded in her office for hours when a man who turned out to be a Capitol Police officer rushed into her office to direct her to a safer location for lawmakers.

The officer, AOC said, had “anger and hostility in his eyes,” making her question if he was trying to put her in a “vulnerable situation.” Still, she chose to trust him and not “pass judgment.”

The 31-year-old lawmaker then became emotional, revealing that she was a sexual assault survivor, which caused her to “struggle with the idea of being believed.”

She gave no details about the assault or when it took place.

That struggle, she said, kept her from speaking out initially about her experience at the Capitol.

After she shared her story, Rep. Katie Porter (D-Calif.) revealed that during the riot, Ocasio-Cortez walked into her office, didn’t stop to speak to her and just began opening cabinet doors.

“I was like, ‘Can I help you?’ Like, ‘What are you looking for?’” Porter shared during an MSNBC appearance.

“‘I’m looking for where I am going to hide,’” Ocasio-Cortez reportedly responded.

Porter said she tried to calm AOC down, saying that  she was a mom  and had plenty of supplies in the office to sustain them.

“She said, ‘I just hope I get to be a mom. I hope I don’t die today,’” according to Porter, who works next door to Ocasio-Cortez in the Longworth office building.

The problem with her story, however, is that rioters did not storm the building in question, which was confirmed by Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), who tweeted, “My office is 2 doors down. Insurrectionists never stormed our hallway.”

The accusation began to circulate on social media, resulting in the Democratic socialist getting dragged on multiple platforms including her favorite, Twitter.

After being called out by conservative journalist Jack Posobiec on the platform with a map of the Capitol complex, the New York lawmaker responded.

“This isn’t a fact check at all. Your arrows aren’t accurate. They lie about where the mob stormed & place them further away than it was,” she tweeted Wednesday afternoon. “You also fail to convey *multiple* areas people were trying to storm. It wasn’t 1. You also failed to show tunnels. Poor job all around.”

Posobiec’s map highlighted the 0.3-mile distance between the Democratic lawmaker’s office building and the Capitol Rotunda itself.

After being called out by Ocasio-Cortez, Posobiec stood by the map, sharing it again and writing, “Maps cut through the rhetoric.”

Posobiec went on to call AOC out for continuing to stand by her story, writing a series of tweets, including one in which he screenshotted a post from the lawmaker about how protests are supposed to make people uncomfortable.

“This you?”  he asked  alongside the screenshot of AOC’s tweet saying, “The whole point of protesting is to make ppl uncomfortable. Activists take that discomfort w/ the status quo & advocate for concrete policy changes. Popular support often start small & grows. To folks who complain protest demands make others uncomfortable… that’s the point.”

But hey, at least she managed to get to stream online with some very prominent content creators. She was really in her element. I don't know how she wasn't triggered by playing Among Us, given her past sexual assault. Some of the male content creators she was playing with can be very intimidating. Just the voice of Corpse Husband alone can creep people out. In fact AOC even commented on it. She really must be a strong individual to be that brave./S

I am sure AOC would love a major network to pay her millions for any television show like it did Trump. She needs the coverage since she would only be a lower tier content creator. She is just not that original, smart, or good looking as compared to other female content creators. Can't make millions with her limited following. 

I guess the left is full of shit, since they now consider internet success more important than actually getting things done to actually benefit the American people.

She’s the queen of Twitter — but less successful at lawmaking.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was among the least effective members of the last Congress according to a new survey from the nonpartisan Center for Effective Lawmaking — a joint project of Vanderbilt University and the University of Virginia.

AOC introduced a total of 21 bills which the center defined as “substantive” — but that is where the story ends. Her legislation received no action in committees, no floor votes, and none ever became law, according to the center, which takes its data from Congress.gov.

“She introduced a lot of bills, but she was not successful at having them receive any sort of action in committee or beyond committee and if they can’t get through committee they cannot pass the House,” Alan Wiseman, a Vanderbilt political scientist and co-director of the center, told The Post.

“It’s clear that she was trying to get her legislative agenda moving and engage with the lawmaking process,” Wiseman added “But she wasn’t as successful as some other members were — even among [other] freshmen — at getting people to pay attention to her legislation.”

When looking at the legislative effectiveness of all congressional Democrats, AOC was ranked 230th out of 240 Democrats. Among the 19 Dem lawmakers from New York state, she ranked dead last.

Among the bills that failed were a federal overhaul of public housing, a ban on fracking, and a mandate to provide full federal public benefits to illegal aliens.

Democratic House insiders said many of Ocasio-Cortez’s colleagues found her approach alienating.

“Tweeting is easy, governing is hard. You need to have friends. You need to understand the committee process, you need to be willing to make sacrifices,” said one. “Her first day in Congress … she decided to protest outside of Nancy Pelosi’s office.”

A second Democratic insider who worked with her in the New York delegation added that “legislation was never her focus. It was media and narrative.”

Across the aisle, Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-Brooklyn/Staten Island), told The Post, “Her ludicrous policy ideas would destroy our country — Americans should be thankful she’s not effective.” As a current freshman Malliotakis does not appear on the list.

But she is a real leader all right. jrSmiley_88_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Junior Quiet
6.2  Jack_TX  replied to  JBB @6    2 weeks ago
Anybody who thinks AOC has suffered her political death must be insane.

*facepalm*  I didn't think it was possible to misunderstand a joke more completely.

She scares shit out of bassackwards flatearth know nothing throwbacks mired in the gop!

She is God's gift to the GOP.   It's like she's a secret GOP plant.  

Why? Because she is a future political leader.

No, she's the next Bernie Sanders.

There is nobody on the right to compete with her.

Correct.  Bernie is very old and will retire soon.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.2.1  JBB  replied to  Jack_TX @6.2    2 weeks ago

Nobody from Texas can call other states dumb...

original

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
6.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @6.2.1    2 weeks ago

Says the person who claims that all Congressional districts are of equal population!

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Junior Quiet
6.2.3  Jack_TX  replied to  JBB @6.2.1    2 weeks ago
Nobody from Texas can call other states dumb...

Oh sweetie....  bless your heart.

 
 
 
squiggy
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6.3  squiggy  replied to  JBB @6    2 weeks ago

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Just Jim NC TttH
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7  Just Jim NC TttH    2 weeks ago

And now she has Covid after her mask less frolicking in Miami. Karma?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
7.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

That's the breaking news this morning!

And she was one of the self proclaimed virtuous ones!

 
 
 
JaneDoe
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7.2  JaneDoe  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

Wonder if she took it to Miami with her and spread it at will before testing positive or picked it up there. 

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
7.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

Obviously the republican virus wanted to have sex with her.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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7.3.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Right Down the Center @7.3    2 weeks ago

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Ronin2
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7.4  Ronin2  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

Poetic justice is what it is.

After berating everyone else AOC gets a breakthrough case of Covid by doing stupid shit maskless in Florida. Hell, if she were just a normal human being vacationing in Florida there is a very good chance she could have avoided it. But being the social media influencer she is, she just had to be the center of attention.

If we put enough requests on twitter under her account do you think she could be influenced enough to French Kiss Nancy while still contagious? We can all promise to like and share the image.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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7.4.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Ronin2 @7.4    2 weeks ago

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Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
7.4.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  Ronin2 @7.4    2 weeks ago

Thanks for the visual.  I hope a pint of Makers Mark is enough to get it out of my head.

 
 
 
JaneDoe
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7.4.3  JaneDoe  replied to  Right Down the Center @7.4.2    2 weeks ago

I don’t think so. I would up it to a 1/5 and just put a straw right in the bottle.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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7.4.4  Ronin2  replied to  JaneDoe @7.4.3    2 weeks ago

Sorry Right Down the Center and JaneDoe. Sometimes my American Mutt sense of humor, or lack of it depending on who you ask, comes up with things like that.

Truth is I shortened the post to make it less graphic for readers with sensitive stomachs and active imaginations. Guess some images aren't meant to be shared no matter how watered down they are.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.4.5  Tessylo  replied to  Ronin2 @7.4.4    2 weeks ago

It wasn't funny no matter what.  

 
 
 
JaneDoe
Sophomore Silent
7.4.6  JaneDoe  replied to  Ronin2 @7.4.4    2 weeks ago

No sweat. It was funny!

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.4.7  Tessylo  replied to  JaneDoe @7.4.6    2 weeks ago

No, it wasn't.  

 
 
 
JaneDoe
Sophomore Silent
7.4.8  JaneDoe  replied to  Tessylo @7.4.7    2 weeks ago

Thanks for your opinion.

 
 
 
squiggy
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7.5  squiggy  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

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squiggy
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7.6  squiggy  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @7    2 weeks ago

Well, there goes that boner.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.6.1  Tessylo  replied to  squiggy @7.6    2 weeks ago

Who was the boner for?  Couldn't be that great a loss though.  

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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8  Hal A. Lujah    2 weeks ago

And people wonder why there are so few conservative comedians.  This ‘satire’ represents their best effort.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @8    2 weeks ago

There is a reason the Babylon Bee is not a household name the way The Onion was. It is about 1/10th as funny as The Onion. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
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8.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  JohnRussell @8.1    2 weeks ago

Nothing is sacred at the Onion, they are an equal opportunity source of comedy.   BB only has one trick.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2  Texan1211  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @8    2 weeks ago

One thing no one wonders is whatever happened to the days when Democrats had a sense of humor, though, so its all good.

Not everyone has the wits to appreciate satire.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
8.2.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2    2 weeks ago

They must have at least a little sense of humor......they think The Onion was a household name.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  Right Down the Center @8.2.1    2 weeks ago
They must have at least a little sense of humor......they think The Onion was a household name.

Well, hell, many of them probably think The Onion is a legitimate news source!

After all, many seem to get their real news from late-night comedians!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
8.2.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.2    2 weeks ago

You mean stephen colbert is not news?  He sure isn't a comedian.  Must be why Gutfeld has more viewers than he does.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Expert
8.2.4  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Right Down the Center @8.2.1    2 weeks ago

If there’s someone in your household that is not aware of the Onion and it’s purpose, then maybe you should bring them up to speed.  Explain it to them, and then teach them about other things they are likely uneducated about, like the internet, cell phones, and bottled water.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.2.5  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2    2 weeks ago
Not everyone has the wits to appreciate satire.

I can write satire. Can you?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.2.6  JohnRussell  replied to  Right Down the Center @8.2.1    2 weeks ago

The Onion had their own newspaper boxes on city streets. I dont know if they still do but they did at one time. Does the Babylon Bee?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.7  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.5    2 weeks ago
I can write satire. Can you?

Yes.

More importantly, I can understand it.

Can you?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.2.8  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.7    2 weeks ago

YOURE RIGHT !  Your whole comment just now is satire !

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.9  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.8    2 weeks ago
YOURE RIGHT ! 

I know.

Your whole comment just now is satire !

Okay, who told you though?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.2.10  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.9    2 weeks ago

Do you ever have an original thought?  Just wondering. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.11  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.10    2 weeks ago
Do you ever have an original thought?  Just wondering. 

Sure, which is one reason why I haven't posted hundreds of "I Hate Trump" articles over the last 6 years!

Pity not everyone can say that!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8.2.12  JohnRussell  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.11    2 weeks ago

[removed for taunting and META]

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.13  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.12    2 weeks ago

JR, leave the personal bullshit out of this.

If possible, of course.

 
 
 
squiggy
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8.2.14  squiggy  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.12    2 weeks ago

I’m glad you’re feeling better. [deleted]

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
8.2.15  Right Down the Center  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @8.2.4    2 weeks ago

I am sure that there are millions and millions of people that have not heard of the onion, and they are living their lives just fine

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
8.2.16  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @8.2.6    2 weeks ago

Probably not.  Newspaper boxes on the corner of some city streets made them a household word?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Expert
8.2.17  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Right Down the Center @8.2.15    2 weeks ago

You should call them and tell them about it.

320

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Quiet
8.2.18  Right Down the Center  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @8.2.17    2 weeks ago

No, no I shouldn't.   If you feel the need to inform the world, feel free to scream it from the mountaintops.

 
 
 
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