AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th
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BRONX, NY—United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited Woodlawn Cemetery this morning to grieve in quiet dignity at her own grave on the 1-year anniversary of her death on January 6. She was seen openly weeping and tearing her clothes by the photo crew she brought with her.
AOC, who was killed in the Capitol’s House Chamber by murderous Trump supporters, left a wreath where her body had been peacefully laid to rest. Though she made no official statements, eyewitness testimony claims she “looked mournfully off into the distance” as if contemplating the fleeting brevity of life.
“She just looked so brave and helpless,” said Jim Acosta from the scene. “I could see that she was clearly hurting. I don’t know how she gets up in the morning, especially since she’s already dead. What a fighter.”
Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake.
Visitors to the cemetery are advised to socially distance and mask up while mourning the loss of America’s greatest congresswoman. For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.
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If this all the MAGA has, the MAGA ain't got much except the 'Orange Flim Flam Man' that dwells in Mar-a-Lago with his...............( wife ) ?
Trump, Trump, Trump...
Melania, Melania, Melania...
Now, perhaps it is time we are more tolerant of the folks who blurt out Trump whenever possible. I really don't think it is something they can control any longer.
We should be raising funds for a cure for the dreadful disease in hopes of saving as many as we can.
Why waste the money, they aren't worth it.
It's like a tic for somebody that has Tourettes. It just happens, they can't control it. They hear something against one of their failing heroe's and it's triggered.
The only difference is, in instances like this, it ONLY comes from certain groups and it can be treated with education and understanding.
I guess the constant drone of "But Trump!!!!!!!!" just gets to be a little too much when it appears on every article almost.
That's who I go to for education and understanding - trumpturd supporters.
It's turned childish. Even on an obvious satire seed like this. No sense of humor. Nothing to back up a single claim they make. Just like young children.
yep, 1/2 of them don't bother to read the articles and about 1/2 that do will do nothing but bitch about the source.
Of the 1/4 remaining, most will blurt out "TRUMP" at every conceivable chance.
No chance at debate.
Trying to debate them is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon will go all over the place, knock over pieces make a mess of everything and shit on the board.
A sense of humor requires intelligence.
They have Congress back in 10 months!
That's what they got!
yeah sure, lots of luck with that...
Gonna be fun around here the day after the midterms.
Should we start a pool on how many articles will be posted on how the election wasn't fair and votes were suppressed?
that pool has already been running on the right for over a year...
Wow.
Pretty impressive originality there.
There won't be many here that morning, but you and I for sure!
Should we start a pool on how many articles will be posted on how the election wasn't fair and votes were suppressed?
We'll start a pool on who has the guts to show up!
You would think after 7 years they will get over their trump hate... there is nothing trump has had to do with the state of the nation today...
So you know when they are running out of things to attempt to explain away their failures when they go back to Trump Trump Trump....
It just might have something to do with their popularity in the nation today.... But lets not stop them from what they think is a winning political strategy...
But it's good for a few laughs...
Trump will never get over his hate and fear of being exposed as a failure even as a flim flam man.
He takes solace in knowing how many angry liberals let him live rent free in their heads
He is still a flim flam man who broke every promise he ever made.
For as long as I have known him or had dealings with any arm of the Trumpoctopus Orginization
Trump thinks nothing of anyone who doesn't like him.
He only cares about making money and fame for Donald.
The only people he thinks about are those who crossed him or cost him$$
Is that you Steve?
Which puts him in good company with all politicians.
And he will fade away into insignificance....if only you'll let him.
They can't let Trump go. If they do everyone will be focused on Biden, Harris, and what the Democrats in Congress are trying to do. That is the last thing they want.
Trump is their ultra bogeyman. He is the reason the Democrats can't afford to lose.
Democrats will run against Trump whether or not he himself runs.
They have really no other options.
They certainly can't run on Biden's record, and Harris is a lost cause to them already, so it will be Biden or Buttigieg running against Trump.
I think that is why the Jan 6 commission is taking so long. They want to use it as a campaign tool.
There goes your credibility swirling down the drain.
What's new John? you've been saying the same thing for over a decade now... (or at least as long as I've known you)
My credibility hasn't gone anywhere yet... still waiting to see some of yours though...
He never had any.
I grew up in the realm of Trump directed eminent domain cases, local;y no one liked him and his gold decadence
and phony BS with radio disc jockeys and Jeff Epstein and planting phony stories in the newspapers and magazines.
He hasn't changed/
He should be largely out of office and out of everyone's minds, but he just keeps talking, scheduling rallyes etc.
We haven't spent (wasted) $519 million in election audits at his behest?
He isn't still publicly endorsing candidates and telling the party what he wants?
oh yeah, he is still influencing the nation, for sure.
Orange Man bad
It's difficult for someone to fade out of everyone's mind with a never ending congressional investigation,
Especially when Bare Shelves Biden come in on day 1 with a stack of EO's stopping everything Trump had accomplished.
This seed is about AOC; and all it took was one TDS driven comment at #3 to turn this into another Trump bashing tirade, There are already countless numbers of articles posted to NT doing just that.
Don't like Trump fine, then don't vote for him if he decides to run for the Presidency again. The Trump haters are not going convince anyone not to vote for Trump at this point. You are either with him or against him.
Meanwhile, by deflecting every damn article posted to Trump it is diminishing the BS that are the Democrats.
This article is about AOC- it is satire; but it points out she is every bit as full of shit as Trump. She is an internet content creator and nothing more. She is as fake as the media that covers her every move in adoring fashion. She represents a very small district that even Pelosi has admitted :"A glass of water with a D on it could win."
If the Democrats get their way and pass their federal voting law that is what it will be across the entire US. Districts will be made up based on population, not the number of registered voters. The electoral college will be gone. Fly over country will be a meaningless wasteland dominated by the leftist coasts. That will bring about a true civil war and coup attempt; not Donald Trump.
How about talking about the human fuck up machine that is currently in the White House wrecking this country at warp speed? How about talking about the wide open southern border with 200,000 plus illegals streaming across it a month, and being transported all across the US during a pandemic? How about talking about those US citizens, Green card holders, and Special VISA holders that were abandoned in Afghanistan- and the administration is doing jack shit of nothing to help get them out, as Brandon has "Turned the page"? How about talking about high gas prices and inflation? How about talking about un-Constitutional vaccine mandates? How about talking about Russia and China emboldened to the point that it is not if; but when Taiwan and Ukraine ill be taken? How about talking about more infections and deaths this year than last due to Covid; even though Brandon said he "Would shut down Covid". How about talking about a sluggish economy that can't produce jobs at nearly the pace needed? How about talking about increased crime rates all across the US; especially in those Democrat bastion of stupidity run cities that wanted to defund the police? How about talking about the two tier justice system under a AG that is nothing more than a Democrat hack?
Democrats are the most evil and vile thing in the US right now. Midterms can't come quick enough.
But all we get is "But Trruuummmmppppp!!!!!" Truly fucking pathetic.
Butt, was this "article" really about AOC? Or, was it satire that invites ridicule purely based on politics?
Also, Jan 6th is in the title, so this is about Trump...
You can't control how people react to utter bullshit!
AOC won't dismiss Trump's January 6 Insurrection...
Insurrection? More BS. Expect nothing more from the TDS driven.
Jan 6th was a riot, that AOC played for all it was worth for internet content.
If you cannot accept AOC is a Trump wannabe that is your problem.
One has to remember that any word that appears in any story makes it on topic.
Or at least in many cases.
Anybody who thinks AOC has suffered her political death must be insane. She scares shit out of bassackwards flatearth know nothing throwbacks mired in the gop!
Why? Because she is a future political leader. There is nobody on the right to compete with her. She won her reelection by forty points. She is not going away!
She represents a very small district that even Pelosi has admitted :"A glass of water with a D on it could win." The fact she won reelection by 40 points prove how stupid the left really is.
Political leader? She couldn't lead her way out of a paper bag if you spotted her the open end and kicked her towards it.
Small District? AOC represents the same number of voters as all members of Congress.
Land does not vote. People do. Comprehendo?
Where DO you get this misinformation from?
She certainly doesn't represent the same number of people as all other Congresspeople.
Districts may vary as much as nearly 300,000 in population from state to state.
Understand?
Congressional districts represent roughly the same number of voters with a few exceptions.
My statement is 100% correct, and you are just flat out wrong.
Do I really need to prove it to you???????
or are you willing to spend 2 minutes doing your own research?
The vast majority of US congressional districts fall within the 700,000 range, some others give or take a little from that range.
It is more accurate to say they are all roughly the same size than to say they are not.
Demographics of congressional districts as of 2015 - Ballotpedia
I'm not sure what it is you want to argue about.
They can vary 10%
Then I will simply ignore your post since you don't know but felt compelled to post anyway.
Meaning most are about the same size with very little difference in numbers by district...
If you use JR"s number of 700,000, that's 70,000. Not very little where I went to school............................
In a quick look at the list , I counted 30 US congressional districts with a population in the 650- 700 thousand range. So what? 650 is roughly equivalent to 700,000 in this sort of context.
Districts within each state should be fairly consistent, but states like Wyoming, Rhode Island, and Montana have different numbers than the more normal roughly 700k per district.
Montana has almost a million people.
Never heard once any Democrat declare that Montana was underrepresented.
Montana has almost 1 million people. Tell me more how that is the same as 700,000.
I am always fascinated with liberal math.
Must you engage in such pickaune arguments?
Strawman.
I never argued they weren't fairly equal within a state.
Look at Montana and Wyoming and Rhode Island.
Learn a new word or two today?
Do you have to be so pedantic?
They deviate by 57% from smallest to largest.
I'm talking within the same state...............or are you too? And if so I'd like to see that state's data
There are very few congressional districts with a total of over 800,000 and I saw only two (out of 435) with a population over 900,000. Its hard to see what your point is.
Your loss.
In other words you cant explain yourself. Ok.
I did explain it.
Sorry you missed it.
That is what JBB originally said. He's right.
THAT is the post I responded to. Try to keep up.
Why are you talking about this to me when you readily admitted you don't know what my argument even is?
BTW, does AOC--in your mind--represent the same number of voters as all members of Congress do?
This has to be one of the dumbest arguments I have ever seen on NT; and that is saying a lot.
AOC only represents her ultra liberal little dumbass district of 650,000 people. They are moronic enough to reelect her by by a 40% margin, then they deserve what they get.
She is the dumbass that chased Amazon away from her district. Seems she doesn't realize how taxation works. She is exactly what the Democrats need in charge of their critical thinking when it comes to paying for things.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/ocasio-cortez-amazon-cancelling-nyc-hq-proves-anything-is-possible.html
She is also the mighty mental midget that can cry on cue; and makes sure to get her virtue signaling in at every opportunity.
Guess AOC can't find her damn way to border detention facilities now that Biden is in charge. The conditions are several times worse; over crowding even higher; and all during a pandemic. Ted Cruz even offered to show her the way, in case she forgot.
She cried on the Congressional floor after a bill was passed supporting Israel's Iron Dome.
Nice virtue signaling dumbass that doesn't even have the conviction to stand up for what she believes in. "Present" that is all she ever is. What has she ever done for the Palestinians. I personally can direct her to two charities that work directly with Palestinian private businesses, and farmers. They provide free legal council (both in Israeli and Palestinian Courts), financial aid, as well as medical, food, and educational services. One thing they don't do is work directly with the Israeli or Palestinian governments. They also aren't big on photo ops, or getting notoriety. It makes it kind of difficult to travel too and from Israel and the Occupied Territories if they get famous. It also requires more than a couple of hour junket. Work isn't AOC's strong suit.
Now, for what this satire is all about. AOC's hyperbolic reaction to Jan 6th in which she was in absolutely no damn danger- except in her own little warped "All Republicans want to have sex with me" mind.
But hey, at least she managed to get to stream online with some very prominent content creators. She was really in her element. I don't know how she wasn't triggered by playing Among Us, given her past sexual assault. Some of the male content creators she was playing with can be very intimidating. Just the voice of Corpse Husband alone can creep people out. In fact AOC even commented on it. She really must be a strong individual to be that brave./S
I am sure AOC would love a major network to pay her millions for any television show like it did Trump. She needs the coverage since she would only be a lower tier content creator. She is just not that original, smart, or good looking as compared to other female content creators. Can't make millions with her limited following.
I guess the left is full of shit, since they now consider internet success more important than actually getting things done to actually benefit the American people.
But she is a real leader all right.
*facepalm* I didn't think it was possible to misunderstand a joke more completely.
She is God's gift to the GOP. It's like she's a secret GOP plant.
No, she's the next Bernie Sanders.
Correct. Bernie is very old and will retire soon.
Nobody from Texas can call other states dumb...
Says the person who claims that all Congressional districts are of equal population!
Oh sweetie.... bless your heart.
And now she has Covid after her mask less frolicking in Miami. Karma?
That's the breaking news this morning!
And she was one of the self proclaimed virtuous ones!
Wonder if she took it to Miami with her and spread it at will before testing positive or picked it up there.
Obviously the republican virus wanted to have sex with her.
Poetic justice is what it is.
After berating everyone else AOC gets a breakthrough case of Covid by doing stupid shit maskless in Florida. Hell, if she were just a normal human being vacationing in Florida there is a very good chance she could have avoided it. But being the social media influencer she is, she just had to be the center of attention.
If we put enough requests on twitter under her account do you think she could be influenced enough to French Kiss Nancy while still contagious? We can all promise to like and share the image.
Thanks for the visual. I hope a pint of Makers Mark is enough to get it out of my head.
I don’t think so. I would up it to a 1/5 and just put a straw right in the bottle.
Sorry Right Down the Center and JaneDoe. Sometimes my American Mutt sense of humor, or lack of it depending on who you ask, comes up with things like that.
Truth is I shortened the post to make it less graphic for readers with sensitive stomachs and active imaginations. Guess some images aren't meant to be shared no matter how watered down they are.
It wasn't funny no matter what.
No sweat. It was funny!
No, it wasn't.
Thanks for your opinion.
Well, there goes that boner.
Who was the boner for? Couldn't be that great a loss though.
And people wonder why there are so few conservative comedians. This ‘satire’ represents their best effort.
There is a reason the Babylon Bee is not a household name the way The Onion was. It is about 1/10th as funny as The Onion.
Nothing is sacred at the Onion, they are an equal opportunity source of comedy. BB only has one trick.
One thing no one wonders is whatever happened to the days when Democrats had a sense of humor, though, so its all good.
Not everyone has the wits to appreciate satire.
They must have at least a little sense of humor......they think The Onion was a household name.
Well, hell, many of them probably think The Onion is a legitimate news source!
After all, many seem to get their real news from late-night comedians!
You mean stephen colbert is not news? He sure isn't a comedian. Must be why Gutfeld has more viewers than he does.
If there’s someone in your household that is not aware of the Onion and it’s purpose, then maybe you should bring them up to speed. Explain it to them, and then teach them about other things they are likely uneducated about, like the internet, cell phones, and bottled water.
I can write satire. Can you?
The Onion had their own newspaper boxes on city streets. I dont know if they still do but they did at one time. Does the Babylon Bee?
Yes.
More importantly, I can understand it.
Can you?
YOURE RIGHT ! Your whole comment just now is satire !
I know.
Okay, who told you though?
Do you ever have an original thought? Just wondering.
Sure, which is one reason why I haven't posted hundreds of "I Hate Trump" articles over the last 6 years!
Pity not everyone can say that!
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JR, leave the personal bullshit out of this.
If possible, of course.
I’m glad you’re feeling better. [deleted]
I am sure that there are millions and millions of people that have not heard of the onion, and they are living their lives just fine
Probably not. Newspaper boxes on the corner of some city streets made them a household word?
You should call them and tell them about it.
No, no I shouldn't. If you feel the need to inform the world, feel free to scream it from the mountaintops.