No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions
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Claim: JD Vance wrote in his 2016 memoir about having sex with "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."
On July 15, 2024, X user @rickrudescalves posted (archived) that Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio wrote in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," about thrusting his penis into "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions." The user created the post on the same day former U.S. President Donald Trump announced Vance as his 2024 vice-presidential running mate.
The user's post read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."
This rumor was false. Vance's memoir contained no such passage. Further, as KnowYourMeme.com reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the Go on the Internet and Tell Lies meme."
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Claim: JD Vance wrote in his 2016 memoir about having sex with "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."
On July 15, 2024, X user @rickrudescalves posted (archived) that Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio wrote in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," about thrusting his penis into "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."
The user created the post on the same day former U.S. President Donald Trump announced Vance as his 2024 vice-presidential running mate.
Why would a hillbilly use a latex glove and cushions. He probably has a sister.
The user's post read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."
Good for him, practicing safe sex.
Well, there are two sides to every coin (to coin a phrase!)
Yes, some enjoy head and tail.
This rumor was false. Vance's memoir contained no such passage.
Further, as KnowYourMeme.com reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the Go on the Internet and Tell Lies meme."
Some people will believe anything (no matter how absurd) if they wee it posted on the Internet!
Not so sure they would "wee" it - I think some people call that appendage to a man's body a "wee-wee", and that could also mean to take a piss.
Glad they cleared that up. The rumor was becoming disconcerting.
Now if we could only do the same with Trump’s ear.
Indeed!
Unfortunately, for some reason, that one has been much harder to eradicate-- many people seem to enjoy that one-- for reasons I can never understand!
Easy peasy! Take off the bandage. Done and done.
I’m not voting for Trump. I despise Trump. I don’t obsess about Trump.
Do yourself a mental health favor.
Are you afraid to see what’s under the bandage? Sure seems like it.
Not at all.I won’t be surprised if the injury is minimal.
I have no idea why this is a major issue to you.
Unless you brush everything Trump does or says off they accuse you of being obsessed with him.
I have no idea why this is a major issue to you.
Yes you do. It is majorly scandalous to feign injury for political gain. That is what is happening and you continue to act perplexed why this is a big deal. Your inner maga is showing.
Of course, why do you act surprised.
I’m perplexed after all of these years that you and others are surprised by Trump’s behavior.
Your bias towards me is showing.
I agree.
While of course there are always differences of opinions (and I'm sure there were many who actually found the rumour to be quite concerting-- probably many more found it to be extremely disconcerting!
So I thought I'd post this (in a possibly futile) attempt to clear things up.
Why "possibly futile"?
Well while there are many 'net denizens who are open to reason, unfortunately there are also a few weirdos who populate the nether regions of the Internet.
On the other hand it could be a fertile attempt, could it not?