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malignant toad gloats over death of national hero

  

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Via:  bob-nelson  •  8 months ago  •  13 comments

By:   Jeff Tiedrich

malignant toad gloats over death of national hero



shut the fuck up, Donny


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Is there any level of crassness to which our President will not descend?



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Donny Convict is cordially invited to  fuck off.

no, seriously.  fuck straight off, Donny.  fuck  all the way  off. start fucking off  over here , and then just fuck yourself all the way over to  there  — and then keep on going, until you’ve fucked yourself right to the very edge of the universe.

and when you get there, eat the bowl of fuck that’s waiting for you.

there are no words to adequately describe just much of a repulsive little spite-fueled homunculus Donny is.

look at this disgusting shit .



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“Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

shut the fuck up, you fucking ghoul.



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Robert Mueller volunteered to serve in Vietnam. Little Donny Fuckface volunteered to grab women by the pussy, in case you need a comparison of the characters of these two individuals.



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once again, we are starkly reminded of how none of the  in-your-face  bullshit that Donny inflicts on us every single goddamned day is normal.

Donny always has the option of saying nothing — yet somehow, he manages never to take it.  you didn’t like Robert Mueller? you weren’t happy with the way he proved your campaign colluded with Russia, and how you obstructed justice? tough shit. keep it to your fucking self. act like an adult, not a colicky piss-baby.

I’m so old, I remember when presidents were supposed to be  presidential . they were expected to be  the best of us . they didn’t always attain that lofty goal,  but at least most of them tried.



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not this shithead, obviously


but not Donny. somehow, he gets a free pass to be  the worst of us .  he gets to tart himself up like a fluorescent tangerine rodeo clown, shit out disastrous decisions, break every rule, commit actual crimes, ramble incoherently, and blurt whatever vile shit pops into his head — and not one of the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press says boo. they just stand around, nodding their heads like useless lumps they are, as if this were all the most perfectly normal stuff in the world.

it’s not. none of this is normal, and all of it is maddening.

how the fuck did we get here?

in case you’ve forgotten,  here’s how a  real  president acts .



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Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

that’s it. short, sweet — and dignified.

for fuck’s sake, even the war criminal George W. Bush  managed to act like a human being .



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fuck you once again, Donny, for making me say something nice about George W. Bush.








meanwhile, Donny continues to teach a master class in how  not  to lead a nation.

in case you haven’t been inside an airport lately, going though the security checkpoint is an unholy nightmare right now.



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with the government  partially shut down since Feb 14th  — remember that? — TSA agents have  stopped getting paid . as a result, a lot of them just plain stopped showing up for work, resulting in hours-long lines in airports.

you’ll be shocked, I’m sure, to learn that  Republicans keep blocking Democratic efforts to restore full funding to the TSA .



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so here comes Mad King Donny, with a brilliant plan:  let’s replace properly-trained TSA agents with lawless masked and armed ICE thugs .



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that’s great. imagine showing up at the airport, and it’s the pocket-Nazi — Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino — who starts pawing through your shit.



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or worse, the trigger-happy fuckfaces who shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good.  what could possibly go wrong?

a lot , it seems .


Bringing in untrained personnel could pose its own problems, Borek said.
“If you bring people in there, they are not trained, they don’t know what they’re looking for, then certainly it could be a problem,” he said. Even trained TSA officers must be recertified after taking medical leave from work for 30 days, Borek said.

ICE shitwads who have no clue how to do  airport security  jobs are going create more problems than they solve — but that’s the point. as always, Donny gives away the game by screaming the quiet part out loud. he isn’t  offering  to replace TSA workers with ICE thugs — he’s  threatening  to do it.

Donny knows that his personal Gestapo of lawless and violent goons exists only to  create  chaos. Donny isn’t sending them into airports to solve anything —  he’s sending them in to fuck shit up, if Democrats don’t fall in line and give him everything he wants.

once again, Donny’s acting like the penny-ante mob boss he is.



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‘nice airport ya got here. be a real shame if something were to happen to it.’








oh look, it’s a trifecta of dumbfuck — because here’s  a  third  reckless thing Donny’s manged to do in the last 24 hours .



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oh, how lovely.

this illegal  don’t-call-it-a-war  on Iran is being waged without any plan or strategy. it’s just Donny shitting out whatever fucked-up impulse his rotting lizard-brain stem dictates.

every day we get a new story from America’s Mad King. Iran is COMPLETELY OBLITERATED. the war is over. wait, the war is winding down. no, the war is back on. we’re not putting boots on the ground — but here comes 4,500 troops! our allies need to help us open the Strait of Hormuz. oh look, our allies are already helping us. no wait, they’re refusing to help us. well, our allies can all go fuck themselves. we wash our hands of the whole matter, because we don’t even need or use the Strait.

and now, barely 24 hours after  that last statement about how  it’s up to our allies to open the Strait , now Donny’s threatening to bomb shit out of Iran’s energy infrastructure if  they  don’t open the Strait.

decisions that affect the entire world are being made based on which wires the family of raccoons that live inside Donny’s head happen to randomly chew through at any given moment.



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it’s fucking insane.

where the hell is our Republican-controlled Congress?  they could shut all this shit down in a heartbeat, by passing legislation that would constrain Donny’s ability to wage  don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war , and fully fund government services like the TSA.

don’t they understand — or even care — that this shit affects their own constituents?

apparently not — because instead of working to solve anything that matters, here’s what Senate Republicans were voting on yesterday:  trans people in sports .



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the stupid, it fucking burns.



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one day, three clusterfucks — all because America’s Mad King is a stark barking piece of shit.

how nice and simple it would be if we could just get that ginormous Monty Python foot to come down and crush the crap out of everything.



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Bob Nelson
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1  seeder  Bob Nelson    8 months ago

Such an embarrassment!

 
 
 
Gordy327
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1.1  Gordy327  replied to  Bob Nelson @1    8 months ago

Indeed. Showing some class as President does not seem to be one of his strong points.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Bob Nelson @1    8 months ago
fuck you once again, Donny, for making me say something nice about George W. Bush.

Actually a whole branch of our family is from the Midland, Odessa and  Lubbock area. At one time Laura Bush was their school librarian and as fate would have it one of those kids grew up to be on Georges SS, HSI detail.  

George isn't the sharpest spoon in the drawer but they are as George's parents were, very nice people who just got into something that was too big for them. It happens.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    8 months ago

A poll posted yesterday shows Trump with a 100% approval rating from MAGAs.  Trump bragged about it. He has never cared about any American who doesn't kiss his ass. Everyone in this country knows that for a fact, but his supporters don't care. 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.1  seeder  Bob Nelson  replied to  JohnRussell @2    8 months ago

1000%

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @2    8 months ago

um...who cares what MAGA thinks. I know I don't. They're all a bunch of losers anyway

 
 
 
TᵢG
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3  TᵢG    8 months ago

We are living in surreal times.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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4  sandy-2021492    8 months ago
the family of raccoons that live inside Donny’s head

Raccoons are more clever.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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4.1  Split Personality  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4    8 months ago

I am betting that his Amygdala is a lot larger than an almond.

320

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    8 months ago

I think the T rex was more clever. He had to be or how else did he eat with those short arms?

 
 
 
Freewill
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4.2  Freewill  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4    8 months ago
Raccoons are more clever.

But their hands are about the same size! jrSmiley_82_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Gsquared
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5  Gsquared    8 months ago
Is there any level of crassness to which our President will not descend?

Not this President.  As bad as Trump is on any given day, the next day he is usually worse.

 
 
 
Freefaller
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6  Freefaller    8 months ago
based on which wires the family of raccoons that live inside Donny’s head happen to randomly chew through at any given moment.

Okay I don't care which side you're on that is a funny comment

 
 

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