"Hey, Hey Trump - How Many Kids Did You Lock Up, Today?"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  167 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"I will lock up MS-13 on my first day in office". - Donald J. Trump”

Trump separated three hundred children (300) [for those that can't read, but, know their numbers] as his Goosestepping ICE Troops rounded up suspected, undocumented parents working at a Mississippi food processing plant.According to the new rules established by ICE'S newest director, Herr...

Will Mueller Carve Trump a New One?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Op/Ed  •  133 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"No collusion, no obstruction"! - Donald J. Trump”

Hopefully, Robert Mueller's testimony to the United States House of Representatives' Judiciary Committee, scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m., July 24, 2019 will be the shot fired across Trump befuddled brow and end his daily assault on our Republic form of government.The 445 page Mueller...

Have You Noticed How Many People SHAT Their Pants, Now, that Trump set the Standard?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  COLLABORATIVE ARTS FORUM  •  70 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"He not only shats the bed, but his pants when golfing". Melanoma”

WARNING:  Satire . . . Do Not Run To Your Bomb Shelter. If you are offended by words, but, not "deeds", skip this article.Presidents, even "fake" ones like Trump, often set trends that are quickly picked up by the general public and become the new "rave" of the moment, e.g., baggy pants hanging...

Exactly what does the use of the term "meta" mean in TheNewsTalker.com lexicon?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Metafied  •  26 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 years ago

Exactly what are you talking about, Sandy-2021492, when you say "enough with the meta"? The American Heritage Dictionary of English defines "Meta" as a "River rising in the West Central part of Columbia". The other usages indicate that it is a "prefix for anatomy," e.g., "Metacarpus". Does...

The mystery surrounding Jeffrey Epstein's PRIVATE ISLAND is telling a tale!

Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  7 years ago

“Epstein is a lot of fun. He love women more than me, and, younger, too" - Donald J. Trump ”

Locals call it "The Perverts Island", or, "Orgy Island", where Jeffrey Epstein and his VIP friends threw parties featuring underage girls and some of the most influential names in America were frequent visitors.Names that pop up include TRUMP, Clinton, members of the Senate and the House of...

Fox News host: Trump’s comments about Jeffrey Epstein ‘are horrifying’

Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  129 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  7 years ago

Fox News host Melissa Francis on Tuesday blasted President Donald Trump for his remarks about financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Trump told New York Magazine in 2002 that he had known Epsteinfor 15 years. “Terrific guy,” he told the magazine. “He’s a lot of fun to be with....

Rate Trump's Military Parade for the FAKE POTUS, Real Five Time DRAFT DODGER!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  106 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"I know more than the Generals!" - Donald J Trump”

It rained on Trump's Parade. GOD must be displeased with the accused rapist and sexual predator, whose nickname is "Grab Them By the Pus*y!"Our Chief Political Reporter, Steve Bunions (a former DEFROCKED, Whitehouse Adviser to the "COMMANDER-OF-DISEASED-FILLED-DEATH CAMPS") reported, from his...

DRAFT DODGERS Do Not Deserve A MILITARY PARADE!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Op/Ed  •  551 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"He's a good man. We should let him do his job. His job is golfing!" Jonathan Simpleton”

What is it going to take for Americans to realize that Trump wants to be our dictator? Why is the Military too timid to stand up to this imposter in the Whitehouse? Please, for the sake of our country, boycott Trump's hijacking of our nation's celebration of INDEPENDENCE by turning it into a...

How will TRUMP leave the Whitehouse? Headfirst, or, in a BOX?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  22 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 years ago  •  LOCKED

“"He's a good man. We should let him do his job. His job is golfing!”

In my mind's eye, the left one, I envision Trump being dragged down the steps of the Whitehouse and tossed into the streets of Washington, D.C., unceremoniously, like the White Neo-Nazi Trash that he is.How do you see Trump's end unfolding?Is there a favorite image seared into your mind of the...

Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  The Zoo  •  61 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Stop making fun of me. It hurts my golf game!" - Donald J. Trump”

DISCLAIMER: Warning Fellow NewsTalkers.com, this Epistle is ripe with "Man Talk".  Manly, Man-Talk is kicked about "cheer". We don't cotton, like our hero, Swatzenagger, to "Girlie Man" talk about flowers, birds, and such, even, though, I am a "girlie man", and, proud of it.  Are you a girlie...