Eat The Press Do Not Read It

Article History


When Your Heart Is Broken - A Work In Progress

When Your Heart Is Broken - A Work In Progress


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  60 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one week ago

We cannot pick our parents, nor parents their children. But we can pick our nose and rub it on our clothes. It's a consolation.

Confession of a NewsTalkers.com MEMBER

Confession of a NewsTalkers.com MEMBER


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

"You are a Girlie Man!" - Arnold Stautzenberger

Breaking News from Broke Back Mountain:  GOP New Pleas for $$$

Breaking News from Broke Back Mountain: GOP New Pleas for $$$


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

"Money is an evil, dirty thing!" Rev Oral Fleece

The Untold Biography of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, Doctored. Told by an Idiot for Maroons, only!

The Untold Biography of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, Doctored. Told by an Idiot for Maroons, only!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

"The Information you are about to encounter is truthful, except the parts that are lies! Which are many. Read at your own peril. She is watching...

Democrats STOP Criticizing Democrats & Start Criticizing Conservative ReThugs

Democrats STOP Criticizing Democrats & Start Criticizing Conservative ReThugs


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  37 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  one month ago

"Vote Republicans Out Of Office!" - Doctored Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & FLOUNDER of the Less Than Prestigious "Bird Droppings...

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  31 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 months ago

The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre

Fellow News Stalkers.Communists

Fellow News Stalkers.Communists


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  184 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 months ago

The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre

Crush The Party of Obstruction, of No, No, and Hell, of Corruption, "Diaper Don" and Putin!

group image

Crush The Party of Obstruction, of No, No, and Hell, of Corruption, "Diaper Don" and Putin!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Heated Discussions  •  9 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 months ago

The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  37 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Incontinency Is A Bitch. You should see my Dry Cleaning bills. _T-Rump

Hi, Friends!  Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"

Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 months ago

"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")

 / 10