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Back From The the LIVING DEAD, like LAZARUS, I am BACK!

Back From The the LIVING DEAD, like LAZARUS, I am BACK!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  2 months ago

"The Truth, Nothing But the Truth" is not always da "Tooth", sometimes it is Trump BS!

Looking Forward to Number 3's Pop Up Appearance, are you?

Looking Forward to Number 3's Pop Up Appearance, are you?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Sometime the best thing one can do to WIPE the compaction O U T!" - Eliza Musk-Rat

We Are In a New Civil War - Where Stupid Vs. Sane!

We Are In a New Civil War - Where Stupid Vs. Sane!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  82 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  7 months ago

Which side are you on?

Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?

Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  32 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  7 months ago

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron

They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!

They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago
Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

"What a gracious, beast"! - Mark Swain

Trump's Trial Antics:  Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!

Trump's Trial Antics: Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  53 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  8 months ago

"Making America Stink, Again!" Jonathan Lipschitz

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  42 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  8 months ago

"Fragrance is a powerful influence..." Perfume Tester

Republicans' new Conspiracy:  "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!

Republicans' new Conspiracy: "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  8 months ago

"Desperate people say desperate things about other people!" - Animus

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  59 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  8 months ago

"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus

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