When Your Heart Is Broken - A Work In Progress

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“We cannot pick our parents, nor parents their children. But we can pick our nose and rub it on our clothes. It's a consolation.”

WARNING:  Content may be offensive to Sissies, Tight-Arses, Trumpers, DumFugazies, Right-Wing Gun Slingers, Communists Singers and regular peoples.Skip it if you are offended by words, but not deed!When Your Heart is Broken and Your Teeth Aren't:Do you weep dry tears, squeeze your eyes, howl...

Confession of a NewsTalkers.com MEMBER

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

“"You are a Girlie Man!" - Arnold Stautzenberger ”

(CAUTION:  This Treatise is Not Yet Rated. Proceed at your own peril. Please, wear apparel when reading. This ain't no smut channel. (But it could be) So dig right in, if you dare to hear da Tooth. The Whole Tooth and Nut-ing, butt da Tooth. It ain't no Dental office, either.)Yes, the rumors are...

Breaking News from Broke Back Mountain: GOP New Pleas for $$$

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

“"Money is an evil, dirty thing!" Rev Oral Fleece”

(This Epistle may be offensive to some readers. If your are offended by words, particularly poorly bunched together, perhaps you would be well advised to skip this masterpiece and skedaddle on over to the Right-Wing, Guns Are Everything Page, and lick there.)This treatise is constantly being...

The Untold Biography of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, Doctored. Told by an Idiot for Maroons, only!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“"The Information you are about to encounter is truthful, except the parts that are lies! Which are many. Read at your own peril. She is watching...”

When I was a kid studying for the electric chair, I lived in a poor part of town, "Trash-Landia."We were so poor we couldn't afford groceries, we had to rent them. We were so poor that we thought drinking sheep-dip was a delicacy.It wasn't until I grew up and moved away that I learned that my...

Democrats STOP Criticizing Democrats & Start Criticizing Conservative ReThugs

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“"Vote Republicans Out Of Office!" - Doctored Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & FLOUNDER of the Less Than Prestigious "Bird Droppings...”

What the HELL is wrong with self-flagellating Democrats constantly criticizing Biden and the Democrat leadership, when every damn problem in this country is, and has been, created by the the Corporate Lackeys in Right-Wing, Religious Distorted, Republican Party?Republicans for over 20 years have...

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  31 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 months ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

WTF happened to me article?

Fellow News Stalkers.Communists

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  184 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 months ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

My Fellow, Left Leaning Liberals, this is Jonathan Livingston-Pigeon Shat, coming to you "LIVE - From Inside Uranus!"You know that scratchy, itchy feeling you get? That's not hemorrhoids, that's our "POTTY CAST," coming to you live from UR-ANUS, so, whatever you do-do...don't scratch...it...

Crush The Party of Obstruction, of No, No, and Hell, of Corruption, "Diaper Don" and Putin!

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“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

If you haven't NOTICED we, the USA, are under siege by our own "under-educated," easily manipulate, Fox TV FAKE NEWS viewers, super rich Conservative Republican Billionaires, Gun Bearing Nutcases, Trumpers Drunk on "Diaper Don's" toxic spital.If that is not bad enough, Putin bots flood the...

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  37 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 months ago

“"Incontinency Is A Bitch. You should see my Dry Cleaning bills. _T-Rump”

Yesterday, I telepathically interview Donald J. Trump, or, someone that resembles him, while he nabbed.As a psycho-psyche, I discovered that the best way to interview a "Pathological Liar" is during sleep. That is when we both sleep.Nevertheless, "Don The Con," confessed that he has been unable...

Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")”

WARNING:  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to skip this intellectual tome and meander over to "Gun Nuts Without Brains."Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer...