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We Are In a New Civil War - Where Stupid Vs. Sane!

We Are In a New Civil War - Where Stupid Vs. Sane!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  82 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

Which side are you on?

Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?

Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  32 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  one month ago

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron

They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!

They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one month ago
Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one month ago

"What a gracious, beast"! - Mark Swain

Trump's Trial Antics:  Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!

Trump's Trial Antics: Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  53 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Making America Stink, Again!" Jonathan Lipschitz

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  42 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Fragrance is a powerful influence..." Perfume Tester

Republicans' new Conspiracy:  "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!

Republicans' new Conspiracy: "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Desperate people say desperate things about other people!" - Animus

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  59 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus

Is "Dirty Diaper Donnie" losing his SHAT!

Is "Dirty Diaper Donnie" losing his SHAT!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 months ago

"A brown stain, of unknown substance, and putrid odors FOLLOWS Dirty Diaper Donnie, where every he goes!" Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot &...

We Must Prepare For WAR! Our Enemies Are!

We Must Prepare For WAR! Our Enemies Are!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

"Trump is under the control of PUTIN!" - John K Roberts

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