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By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  20 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")”

WARNING:  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to skip this intellectual tome and meander over to "Gun Nuts Without Brains."Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer...

How To Fail At Everything Without Even Trying

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  26 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  8 months ago

“A handbook for losers, written by a losers, for losers!”

Friends, Fellow Newstalkers.com, consider this:   There are advantages to being a "loser," there are NO expectations of success, which eliminates undue stress, that can lead to hair loss. Losers are free to go about their chore "Willy-Niley," or, without Willy, or, Niley. Those two are...

"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  66 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  8 months ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus Bill," passed by the House and Senate, "gives MONEY to every illegal alien in America. Even Space...

Calcified Cement Heads are holding their "Hate Fest" & are showcasing #45 as the Headliner! Yuck!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  57 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  7 months ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

My Fellow Newstalkers.com Fiends, I am quite beside me-self!  My panties are in a knot, and I am a fixin' to get "horse tied and whipped" by Right Wing Conservative Re-Thugs, who openly approve of the asinine behavior of that colossal despot, (#45) aka, "The Devil's Apprentice," in literate...

Trump Has Left the House...in Shambles

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  131 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  8 months ago

“"Freedom is not Free If It is based upon LIES, driven by a LIAR-In-Chief!" - JLPP”

Do you feel the sense of release now that he is gone?  It is time that we embrace the future, move away from this heinous mistake, stop flopping about in the Swamp.He lost by a wide margin, then, continuously lied about it, as he did from the day he walked down that escalator spewing unending...

"RESIGN, OR, BE IMPEACHED, Punk?"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

Congress must make an "offer that cannot be refused" to Donald J. Trump, ASAP. This sick psychopath is the most dangerous THREAT to America. Trump's second impeachment is about the future. It is a "marker" that our Republic must lay down to those future occupants of the White House.It is the Red...

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“"If you don't think I am 'DOCTORED'...look in my medicine cabinet. I take 17 medications, if I ain't "doctored," who is?”

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years ago."They didn't. It is just another damnable lie perpetuated by Republicans to cover up their...

Ghouliani makes a last ditch effort to help Trump - FLATULENCE!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Aardvark-Adorers!  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“If it smells like a FART, sounds like a ripe FART, it probably is a FART!”

"A FART is not a Fart if it smells like a Rose." - Gertrude Swine"Blowing In The Wind - What's that smell? Taco Bell? No, it is Rudy blowing another F-bomb in the wind." -Bob Die-land

Sore LOSER Trump, despite losing the election, continues to wallow in his pen like a SPOILED BABY!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“"When Karma is taking a break, Kamala stepped in to SHUT this punk down. - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"”

"Baby Trumpy" is further debasing, degrading, and defiling his tenure in office by hurdling lie after lie like a warthog in a pig pen as he stokes his supporters to violence.How can CONGRESS stop this madness?

CRUSH THEM AT THE POLLS!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  34 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

We can do this. We MUST do it!Crush the cockroaches at the polls with a stampede of VOTERS! The Republican Party, hijacked by Extreme RIGHT-WING Billionaires seeking TAX CUTS for the Super Rich, has taken control of the "Party of Lincoln," turning it into the "Party of Greed!"Don't Eat The...