Eat The Press Do Not Read It

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?

  
By:  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  one month ago  •  31 comments

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?
The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
1  Sparty On    one month ago

I think you just had another one.   I can recommend my Doctor.

Dr Vinny Boombatz.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Sparty On @1    one month ago
Dr Vinny Boombatz.

He's been busy. "Why just last week he had 3 cases of VD........He's alright now!".....Rodney Dangerfield

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @1    one month ago

I have heard of Dr. Vinny. He is legionary in our world. But, I never thought I had the courage to ring him up. Thanks for the suggestion. I will get on it, ASAP. Because I am a registered sap!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
1.2.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2    one month ago

Np, we aim to please here in Michigan.    

After all, we are America’s high five

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Freshman Expert
2  magicschoolbusdropout    one month ago

Is SPELLING Necessary, Or Grammar Prerequisites To Communicate?

Nah !

The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant.

Hmmmm....would the "Smart" one be ....... The one that whines about your spelling and grammer and can't understand without a "FIX", or Would the "Smart one" Be "the one that figured out" what one wrote or meant without the great spelling or grammer NEED.

256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @2    one month ago

These are complex and difficult questions you ask. I will need more time to ponder them. My "ponder" is on loan to a "Trump-Tard" who is still trying to decide if "Diaper Don" won the election or just SHAT his pant!

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Freshman Expert
2.1.1  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1    one month ago
These are complex and difficult questions you ask.

To some.... SMILE 

 I will need more time to ponder them. My "ponder" is on loan to a "Trump-Tard"

Careful though.....If you go too deep, you may hit an old stump !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @2.1.1    one month ago

Do you have access to my original article? I hit a key while updating it and lost the damn thing. It was a classic, too. Any chance, you might still have it one your site?

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Freshman Expert
2.1.3  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    one month ago
Do you have access to my original article? I hit a key while updating it and lost the damn thing. It was a classic, too. Any chance, you might still have it one your site?

Nope !

My Site ?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
2.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @2    one month ago
Is SPELLING Necessary, Or Grammar Prerequisites To Communicate?

Nah !

The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant.

First posed question, answered with;    Know

Second point exclaimed >   Yes

Third Point:    U c, eye would be in agreement width, asz ignorance for many round hear, has become the rule,

butt, ewe seem two bee taking too many sides, and the entree only comes with two....

at least the impression u left , in the rained on soft groiund, is a bigger, deeper one, than the paved, meant fore you to have, hold, and cherrish 

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Freshman Expert
2.2.1  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.2    one month ago
U c, eye would be in agreement width, asz ignorance for many round hear, has become the rule, butt, ewe seem two bee taking too many sides, and the entree only comes with two....

too sides isnt too mny.

Thir is know thurd optcian.

at least the impression u left , in the rained on soft groiund, is a bigger, deeper one, than the paved, meant fore you to have, hold, and cherrish 

Pndring is a dirtee job. It is hard wirk ditch diggin'

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
2.3  Thrawn 31  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @2    one month ago

That episode made me laugh to the point of tears multiple times. 

 
 
 
Hallux
Sophomore Principal
3  Hallux    one month ago
e. e. cummings could get away with just about anything ...

in Just- spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee and eddieandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it's spring when the world is puddle-wonderful the queer old balloonman whistles far and wee and bettyandisbel come dancing from hop-scotch and jump-rope and it's spring and the goat-footed balloonMan whistles far and wee
 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
3.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Hallux @3    one month ago

i now see why a few compared my garble to this mans poetry, but, to my knowledge, this is the first i have read of Cummings. Geee, eye hope tits knot too early, asz i just keepinyaul abreast, and it could, leave some with out the satisfaction of da would, asz it should, but since i'm off X Ms. 

 stood

under

and daily misunderstand, buy those who off 10 imma prematurely R inn all ways cummings round hear, perhaps i've red this up and cummings............Too Soon.......??? cause

who wishes to be the phirst, to pre- immaturely  Sea and Bee

 an   e e cummings   round the mountains

there are often plains, that never take off.....just land

N i happen to pre fur EVERYTHING , on bay gullz, Ken ewe C Y.....knot Jelly

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4  Buzz of the Orient    one month ago

I didn't delete your article, although you probably wrote it because of me.   jrSmiley_68_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4    one month ago

I did.

As a professed "edeeit", I was in the process of "updating" it" when I hit a key accidentally, and Walleye, it disappeared.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    one month ago

Apparently the devil made you do it in order to protect me. LOL

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1.1    one month ago

Yes, she did.

And force me to have unwanted sex, nearly breaking my back. Between the She-Wolf, and the female (I hope they are female) voluptuous, big busted, gorgeous beauties, I can't get a good night's sleep. 

At my age, I need my sleep, my naps, my dozing off, my daydreams. Otherwise, what is purpose of retirement.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.2    one month ago

There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old you stop being polite and start being honest.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
5  pat wilson    one month ago

Every time I see your article's image/photo I can't help but laugh. Thank you.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
5.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  pat wilson @5    one month ago

i recognize that face. Who is it ?

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
5.1.1  pat wilson  replied to  igknorantzrulz @5.1    one month ago

I think it's Chuck Grassley. Or his wife.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
5.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  pat wilson @5.1.1    one month ago

or a cross dressin transgendered he said she said arghument between ones ears that can't decide weather ore knot to Cave inn the She Shed as stated on the Man plan

cuz

related or not, know way n e body ever compares my Man Cave with watt She Shed, cause i'll cave inn their heads   of

schedule

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
6  igknorantzrulz    one month ago

yes, the picture was cut from my lawn, with a 'switched' blade....  of Grassley 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
7  Buzz of the Orient    one month ago

Too bee ore knot two bee.  (Chaykespeer)

Now, teach that to your kids who already have made up their own language to use for text messaging, and contribute to furthering the education of America.

CUL8R

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7    one month ago

Dig that, Man. I'm down with dat, on the low down, up high, give me five, brother.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
7.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1    one month ago

Just saw this line...

As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of .. it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8  Ender    one month ago
I was lying on the grass of Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self-defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my tribal lunar-speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun
I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
If you steal my sunshine
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
8.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ender @8    one month ago

I used to write prose, poetry, nonsensical nonsense, but could only do it when I was in a deep funk.

If I was anxious, couldn't sleep, I wrote. Sometimes all night until I was vanquished. In the morning I was often stunned by the result, and daily would make small edits until I thought it was perfect.

The agony, the pain, the loneliness fueled by writing, thankfully, somewhere along the line I switched to humor, as Robert Frost might say, "and that has made all the difference" in the world, for me.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8.1    one month ago

Jack Handey?    Is that you?