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Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?

Is SPELLING necessary, or grammar a prerequisites to communicate?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  31 Comments  •  3 months ago

WTF happened to me article?
Fellow News Stalkers.Communists

Fellow News Stalkers.Communists


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  184 Comments  •  3 months ago

My Fellow, Left Leaning Liberals, this is Jonathan Livingston-Pigeon Shat, coming to you "LIVE - From Inside Uranus!"You know that scratchy, itchy feeling you get? That's not hemorrhoids, that's...
UNDERSTANDING TRUMP'S RANTS

UNDERSTANDING TRUMP'S RANTS


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating...
ERECTION Results For Mildew, Ohio, WHERE THERE ARE NO JOBS,!

ERECTION Results For Mildew, Ohio, WHERE THERE ARE NO JOBS,!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  19 Comments  •  5 years ago

A disclaimer: This libelous piece of dribble is the sole responsibility of the half-wits at EAT THE PRESS – Do Not Read It! All complaints should be folded, stapled and shoved up your...
Trump, the Accussed Child Rapist, is again in the news, thanks to his BF Jeffrey Epstein's re-indictment on CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!

Trump, the Accussed Child Rapist, is again in the news, thanks to his BF Jeffrey Epstein's re-indictment on CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  97 Comments  •  3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS:   July 7, 2019: ttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-in-new-york-today-on-charges-related-to-sex-trafficking-2019-07-05/ JEFFREY EPSTEIN, Trumps Best Friend, and...
Al Franken's Political Assassination

Al Franken's Political Assassination


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  34 Comments  •  5 years ago

FRANKEN is resigning at this moment to an oration of praise by his fellow Democrat Senators for his contributions to the Senate and for his work on behalf of his Constituents from the...
Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas

Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  10 Comments  •  5 years ago

What does a Christmas in the Alt-Right, All-White Folks-Only Trump White House look like? One see the most gigantic, "biggest, best ever" Xmas tree hung with "Indictments" dangling from its...
Garrison Keller Goes Down

Garrison Keller Goes Down


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  10 Comments  •  5 years ago

Another "Mighty, left leaning Liberal" has fallen! "FIRED" for alleged "improper behavior", dallying in the Valley of Love. With so many going down, do you think DONALD J. TRUMP, "America's...
Should Franken Be Forced To Resign?

Should Franken Be Forced To Resign?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  25 Comments  •  5 years ago

Should Franken be forced to resign?Judge Roy Moore, the famous Gun Waving, Cowboy is running for Senate as a Republican in the highly contested election in Alabama has weighed in on the so called...