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Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 6 Likes • 10 months ago
“WASHINGTON, DC — In a clever move to encourage an embattled Biden to relinquish his position, Democrat leaders convinced the President he had...”
Journalists Dumbfounded As There Were No Previous Signs Of Biden Declining Whatsoever
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 17 Comments • 6 Likes • 10 months ago
“NEW YORK, NY — Journalists from media outlets around the country are reeling from shock after Biden's performance in the presidential debate,...”
Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 6 Likes • 10 months ago
“U.S. — As summer ramped up heading into the important home stretch to the November presidential election, an alarming new study found that 33% of...”
White House Warns Public Any Videos Of Biden Looking Confused And Senile During Debate Will Be Deepfakes
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 0 Comments • 10 months ago
“ATLANTA, GA — As the much-anticipated first presidential debate of the 2024 election approaches, officials at the White House have stepped forward...”
Biden's vacation-length debate prep shows he isn't up for the job
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 139 Comments • 5 Likes • 10 months ago
“President Joe Biden just isn't up for the job in his advanced age, and taking a week's vacation to prepare for a 90-minute debate is yet another...”