Really?

By: GregTx  •  Metafied  •  59 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“As the group mods are preventing the site mods from doing their jobs here,”

Would Bill Buckley Yell Stop?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  9 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“The year 2025 marks the centenary of modern conservativism’s founder, William F. Buckley Jr. But given the takeover of the Republican Party by...”

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa's workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages due to an influx of...”

Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley's Death Still At Large

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large.”

Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View' In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — In order to avoid further lawsuits, Sunny Hostin was forced to read a legal notice on camera acknowledging that not a single statement made...”

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.”

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WILMINGTON, DE — After finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition...”

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy...”

Biden was the fluke in 2020, not Trump in 2016

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“Reporters should have been able to see that Trump was winning the working-class voters who are key to victory in Pennsylvania.”

Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically...”