'Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!' Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 hours ago

“U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country to protest what they believe is Israel's...”

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  yesterday

“Have you ever noticed that Joe Biden has a funny way of speaking? From his endearing way of retelling events that never happened to his uncanny...”

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America'

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on "Death To...”

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 days ago

“NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia...”

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 days ago

“U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming...”

Why it's impossible for Trump to get a fair jury

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  57 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  11 hours ago

“It is preposterous to suggest that any American citizen called as a prospective juror could be "unbiased" when it comes to Trump.”

Postcards from the edge of cannibalism

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one week ago

“In Pennsylvania, Biden tried to present a postcard picture of his presidency, but he failed to deliver.”

Dickey Betts, Allman Brothers Band Singer-Guitarist, Dead at 80

Via: GregTx  •  Entertainment  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one week ago

“The co-founder of the Southern rock institution was known for "Ramblin' Man," a countryfied guitar style all his own, and inspiring a character in...”

Biden promises Pittsburgh workers tariffs on China will protect union jobs

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  32 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one week ago

“President Joe Biden spoke at the United Steelworkers headquarters in Pittsburgh, assuring union workers that tariffs on China will save union jobs.”

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden...”