Libertarians Nominate Hot New Candidate 'None Of These'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“U.S. — In a groundbreaking move, the Libertarian Party has announced their official nominee for the upcoming presidential election will be Nevada...”
Biden leaves Israel out to dry
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 2 Comments • 1 Like • 2 years ago
“Antony Blinken and Benjamin Netanyahu had a frosty meeting in Tel Aviv. Find out how the Biden administration is undermining our ally.”
Senators Say They're Not Super Worried About Running Up National Debt As Most Of Them Will Die Of Natural Causes In The Next Year Or So
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As questions continue to mount regarding the lack of fiscal responsibility exercised by lawmakers, U.S. Senators said they are...”
Do Democrats have a Plan B — B not for Biden?
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 150 Comments • 5 Likes • 2 years ago
“President Joe Biden's mental state is not going to improve. Democrats should prepare to remove him from the ballot.”
Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a concerning Special Counsel report that suggested Biden may be mentally unfit to remain in the presidency, an additional...”
Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country
Via: GregTx • Satire • 55 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 years ago
“U.S. — Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden's mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he's too old and...”
Biden Touts Productive Climate Change Meeting With French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte
Via: GregTx • Satire • 11 Comments • 6 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the media were stunned and impressed yesterday after President Joe Biden touted the productive climate change meeting...”
New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit...”
Democratic and Republican elites fear RFK Jr.'s growing path to victory
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 15 Comments • 1 Like • 2 years ago
“In what is shaping up to be a three-person contest between President Joe Biden, former President Donald Trump, and independent candidate Robert F....”
Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 1 Like • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, DC — Organizers of the Presidential Groundhog Day Celebration report President Biden did, in fact, see his shadow after emerging from...”
