The least grateful generation

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  38 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Like many who watched the Hamas attacks unfold on television, the images of burnt-alive bodies and child corpses being piled into shabby truck beds...”

How to start a world war

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  15 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“We are approaching a pivotal moment in history. The local war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza is one front in a regional war between Israel and...”

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has...”

Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to...”

Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening...”

Israel war: Offensive into Gaza reportedly delayed over fears of Hezbollah intervention

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“The Israeli ground offensive into Gaza was partially delayed over a fear of an intervention by Hezbollah from the border with Lebanon, according to...”

Shame, do not silence, Hamas supporters for their speech

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The Hamas atrocity last weekend wasn't just an attack on Israel. It added another chapter in the far too long and large history of antisemitic...”

Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  3 years ago

“SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad,...”

Nations Wishing There Were Some Sort Of Structure They Could Build To Physically Stop Jihadists From Entering Their Borders

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PARIS — Following a fatal knife attack by a self-proclaimed jihadist in Arras, France, the leaders of Western nations wondered if there would ever...”

Powerful: 'Justice For Palestine' Spray-Painted On Freshly Looted Nike Store

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PHILADELPHIA, PA — In a beautiful display of solidarity between oppressed people groups, Black Lives Matter has spray painted the words "Justice...”