Border Patrol issues 'safety alert' over call to find and torture agents
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 6 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“The U.S. Border Patrol has placed agents on high alert after its intelligence office uncovered a plot to obtain the home addresses of agents for...”
GoFundMe To Send The Squad To Gaza Raises $5 Million
Via: GregTx • Satire • 17 Comments • 8 Likes • 3 years ago
“U.S. — Following the controversy that arose due to comments made by a group of outspoken members of Congress known as "The Squad" regarding the...”
Trump wins generic vote big, 30% Democrats back him
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 33 Comments • 1 Like • 3 years ago
“Former President Donald Trump's campaign juggernaut is roaring through the country with such force that now, he is winning the general election...”
Israel's annihilation of Hamas is the proportionate response
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 163 Comments • 13 Likes • 3 years ago
“Hamas murdered more than 700 people and wounded many thousands during its invasion of Israel on Saturday. The casualty numbers keep rising. Even...”
The ghosts of Gaza (op-ed)
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 19 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 years ago
“I can't think of another country in history that has sent in its own armies to forcibly evict its own people from disputed territory. Israel did.”
Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care...”
Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to shore up his abysmal approval ratings and poll numbers before the 2024 campaign season begins in earnest,...”
California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly sworn-in California Senator Laphonza Butler expressed excitement about her new job, citing the short commute to work from...”
Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City
Via: GregTx • Satire • 10 Comments • 5 Likes • 3 years ago
“NEW YORK, NY — The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New...”
330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“U.S. — An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button...”
