Joe Biden Pardons Wife Jill For Impersonating A Doctor

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the latest round of mass pardons, President Joe Biden made waves by issuing a pardon to his wife, Jill, for impersonating a...”

Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 months ago

“U.S. — Just days after news leaked that President Joe Biden was quietly selling unused border wall construction materials via online auction,...”

Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — A stunning legal precedent was set in the Big Apple today, as a jury in the highly publicized trial of Daniel Penny found him not...”

UnitedHealthcare and the ObamaCare Con

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  7 Comments  •  3 months ago

“Well, well. Progressives are at last acknowledging that ObamaCare is a failure.”

SCOTUS To Face Challenging Moral Dilemma Of Whether It's Okay To Slice Off Children's Body Parts With Giant Knife

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court of the United States is bringing its many decades of collective legal experience to bear as it carefully...”

Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade,...”

Biden's possible workaround to no pardon pledge for son Hunter

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  45 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  5 months ago

“President Joe Biden vowed not to pardon Hunter Biden following felony gun conviction, but the president can still keep his son out of jail.”

Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  0 Comments  •  5 months ago

“MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump has already moved re-establish relations with the notorious Castro regime.”

Carville tells Democrats to 'audit everything' after blasting Harris campaign's spending

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“After losing to President-elect Donald Trump earlier this month, Vice President Kamala Harris ended her campaign with a reported $20 million in debt.”

Gavin Newsom and the Democrats’ Delusional Recovery

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 months ago

“The first step to any recovery is admitting you have a problem. Some Democrats are starting to do that, but they still won’t admit that their...”