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Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 4 Likes • one month ago
“U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking...”
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • one month ago
“U.S. — Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications...”
Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
Via: GregTx • Satire • 35 Comments • 1 Like • one month ago
“U.S. — Dorks across the nation have begun helpfully identifying themselves for the general populace by all wearing solar eclipse glasses.”
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
Via: GregTx • Satire • 18 Comments • 2 Likes • one month ago
“NEW YORK, NY — In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only...”
California workers put on notice hour cuts are coming with $20 minimum wage going into effect
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 54 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 months ago
“California fast-food workers are getting a pay boost to $20 an hour on April 1, but the benefits are likely going to be paired with reduced hours.”
Buttigieg dismisses idea he would run for 'demanding' POTUS office again
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 2 months ago
“Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said he sees now how "demanding" the job of the President of the United States is and dismissed a future run.”
The racial realignment is a humiliation for white liberals-Opinion
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 13 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 months ago
“Minority voters are increasingly expressing support for Donald Trump. Will white progressives learn from this growing chorus of dissident voices?”