'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk's involvement in this week's failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the government ignited...”

The Biden cover-up is fast unraveling

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  24 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 months ago

“We are just beginning to learn how bad President Joe Biden's mental state was and how far Democratic officials and media allies went to cover it up.”

Kay Granger's status under scrutiny after missing out on vital votes

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 months ago

“Granger, who is retiring at the end of this Congress after serving since 1997, has not cast a vote in the House since July.”

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  4 months ago

“SPRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have...”

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  21 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  4 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an increase in salary, members...”

Jeffries suggests Democrats will oppose a 'clean' funding bill

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) suggested Wednesday that Democrats will oppose any federal spending bill that strays from the...”

'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 months ago

“MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — In the wake of the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO, former President Barack Obama stepped forward to calm tensions by...”

RFK Jr. at HHS: Potential for food system reform

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“Explore the potential impact of the incoming Trump administration on U.S. agriculture and food system reform. Learn about RFK Jr.'s role as HHS...”

The Coming Struggle for the Soul of the Democratic Party

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  20 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“Beneath the folds of each of our two political parties, a hidden party struggles to emerge. It’s not the woke Democratic Party of open borders and...”

It's time for a national conversation about left-wing violence

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  35 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 months ago

“We should acknowledge a lot, perhaps most, of our contemporary political violence emanates from the Left.”