Raytheon Unveils New Dylan Mulvaney-Branded Patriot Missile
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“WALTHAM, MA — Transgender visibility took yet another step forward today as Raytheon unveiled its new Patriot missile endorsed by transgender...”
Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes
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“NEW YORK, NY — A new study indicates a disturbing trend as testicular injuries in women's sports are increasing at an astounding rate. Researchers...”
Larger, More Catastrophic Train Wreck Reported At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. In Washington, D.C.
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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a recent surge of train derailments across the United States, emergency crews were being called to the scene of...”
'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden
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“WASHINGTON, DC — An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial...”
Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment
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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has proudly announced that the U.S. has managed to go a whole 24 hours without any...”
Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment
Via: GregTx • Satire • 0 Comments • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has proudly announced that the U.S. has managed to go a whole 24 hours without any...”
To Cover Rising Costs, Hunter Now Charging 15% For The Big Guy
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“U.S. — As inflation and consumer prices continue to soar, world-renown master painter and influence salesman Hunter Biden has announced that all...”
U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
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“U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders,...”
Biden Says He'll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He's Done Letting It Spy
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“U.S. — Americans are up in arms after a Chinese high-altitude spy balloon was seen hovering over sensitive nuclear sites in Montana. Biden was...”
Large Chinese reconnaissance balloon spotted over the US, officials say - ABC News
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“A massive spy balloon from China has been surveilling the United States, a senior U.S. official said on Thursday”
