APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  5 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the...”

Rage, rage against the dying of the Left

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“Progressives cannot articulate conservative ideas without characterizing them as selfish, greedy, or inhumane.”

Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  5 months ago

“U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department...”

Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All The Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  5 months ago

“SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians...”

Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation's Economy

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  5 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions of...”

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  29 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  5 months ago

“U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he just stands on stage and cries like...”

The first female president will be a Republican

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  49 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“Immutable characteristics don't make someone more deserving of the office of the president. This is a lesson Democrats, fresh off a massive...”

Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“PALM BEACH, FL — Sources close to President-Elect Donald Trump confirmed that the he would declare January 6 a new national holiday as soon as he...”

In the end, it was the economy, stupid

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  5 months ago

“The moment Democrats and the lying economists cheering them on decided that full employment mattered more than a stable dollar and strong wages,...”

Nation Excited To Have President Again For First Time In 4 Years

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“U.S. — The results of a new Gallup poll reveal Americans are excited to finally have a new president for the first time in four years.”