What you didn't hear about on election night: The other 43 states

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“The little-reported news from the presidential election is how much former President Donald Trump expanded his support in states he lost but by...”

Trump Wins 3rd Election In A Row

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 months ago

“U.S. — The votes are in. The people have spoken. Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, has just won his third presidential...”

Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 months ago

“U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut", squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and...”

Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Out of an abundance of caution, the White House confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden had been fitted with a muzzle to...”

Sorting through Biden's garbage

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  15 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“It is only possible to play along with the Democrats' falsehoods about Joe Biden if one regards ordinary voters as garbage.”

In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The upcoming presidential election took an interesting turn when, in a devastating blow to Democrats, the United States Supreme...”

Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a renewed effort to lower the political temperature amid the lead-up to the presidential election next week, President Joe...”

What 9 Cases From Kamala Harris' Past Say About Her Record as a California Prosecutor

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  0 Comments  •  6 months ago

“Was the former California attorney general and San Francisco DA too soft on crime? Or too tough? Her critics are quick to label her, but the...”

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  37 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — Socio-political experts hailed the tremendous cultural progress that was made at Madison Square Garden this weekend, as former...”

John Fetterman likens Donald Trump's Pennsylvania impact to Taylor Swift

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  25 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman (D) said former President Trump's impact on the state was "astonishing" in a Saturday interview with the New York...”