Biden Announces Economic Recovery For Tank Manufacturers

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“General Dynamics Corporation, a boutique shop specializing in the manufacture of a variety of consumer products such as the 60-ton Abrams M1A2...”

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Landmark Legislation To Provide Aid For Struggling Personal Stock Portfolio

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“WASHINGTON—In an effort to revive her lagging capital gains, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi introduced a landmark piece of legislation Thursday that...”

Timeline Of Joe Biden's First Year In Office

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“Joe Biden has completed the first year of his presidency, a tenure that has seen its share of controversy and political gridlock. The Onion looks...”

Exhausted Biden Returns To Basement To Rest Up For Next Year's Press Conference

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“The cognitively sharp old man will be stronger than ever, say health experts.”

Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive

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“Biden said he underpromised and overdelivered,..”

Senile Old Man Spreads Conspiracy Theories About The Efficacy Of Masks, Vaccines

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U.S. lawmakers call for U.N. Uyghur rights report before China's Olympics | Reuters

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“U.S. lawmakers on Tuesday urged the United Nations' human rights office to release its assessment of China's policies in Xinjiang before next...”

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

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“Garrett continued, “The fascinating thing about this document is that it says King George III was a tyrant who did a bunch of things President...”

In Statement To Jewish Community, Biden Says Republican Opposition To Voting Bill Is 'Holocaust 2.0'

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“This comes on the heels of his wild success in mobilizing black voters by calling Republican opposition to his voting bill "Jim Crow 2.0." ”

North Korea successfully tested hypersonic missile, says report - BBC News

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  12 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 years ago

“State media KNCA said the missile from yesterday's launch had "precisely hit" its target.”