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Trump is a ____

  
By:  Nerm_L  •  Satire  •  3 months ago  •  54 comments

Trump is a ____

Okay, fill in the blank time.  A number of people on the board have strong opinions about President Donald J. Trump.  Here's your chance to be immortalized in a dark corner of the internet.

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Nerm_L
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1  author  Nerm_L    3 months ago

Just fill in the blank:  Trump is a ______  (Thank you for your attention to this matter.)


Trump is a _roundly rotund raunch hoofer_

Trump is a _cabbage headed doodie flicker_

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  Nerm_L @1    3 months ago

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @1    3 months ago

TRUMP is a CHILD RAPIST, a white, orange-faced RACIST, an ADJUDICATED RAPIST, a CONVICTED FELON, a Murderer, who is responsible for approximately 148 children being killed when he ordered our military to do this.

Call your SENATOR & CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVE and demand that they VOTE TRUMP OUT of office and IMPRISON this POS!

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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2  Dismayed Patriot    3 months ago

Trump is a convicted felon.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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3  author  Nerm_L    3 months ago

Trump is a _prince among jackals_

 
 
 
MrFrost
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4  MrFrost    3 months ago

Trump is a bottom feeding lying POS. 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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5  author  Nerm_L    3 months ago

Trump is a _sinner's saint_

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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5.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Nerm_L @5    3 months ago
Trump is a _sinner's saint_

I think you misspelled taint...

 
 
 
MrFrost
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5.1.1  MrFrost  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @5.1    3 months ago

I think you misspelled taint...

Wow LOL 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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5.1.2  author  Nerm_L  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @5.1    3 months ago
I think you misspelled taint...

One guy's tain't is another's tisn't.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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5.1.3  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Nerm_L @5.1.2    3 months ago
One guy's tain't is another's tisn't.

I thought if it was a guy, it's taint and if it's a gal it tisn't...

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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5.1.4  author  Nerm_L  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @5.1.3    3 months ago
I thought if it was a guy, it's taint and if it's a gal it tisn't...

Aren't you confusing guys who can't with gals who don't?  It just tisn't in 'em.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6  JohnRussell    3 months ago

despicable lunatic

 
 
 
MrFrost
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7  MrFrost    3 months ago

Trump is a staggering waste of human effluence. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
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8  MrFrost    3 months ago

Trump is a vortex of political compromise. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
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9  MrFrost    3 months ago

Trump is a boil on the ass of humanity. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
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10  Gsquared    3 months ago

All of the above.

 
 
 
TᵢG
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11  TᵢG    3 months ago

There is no mystery here, Trump is a pathologically lying, childish, greedy, vindictive, irresponsible, incompetent, unpresidential, irrational, ignorant, criminal psychopath.

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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11.1  Igknorantzruls  replied to  TᵢG @11    3 months ago

Or, a mentality DUI endangering U, & I, asz he drives his clown bclown car bazaar right over every normal abbey normal citizens band tuned out, receiving false inferior signals from a false superior at inferior  imperial margerine who has nun, cause when your famous, they just let ya', and like an altered boyz to too young girlz who have been robbed and raped of innocense never shaped due to wealth and power that enabled predators who stalked the weak and young cause they never had their bells rung for their tunes left unsung by anti-heroes/zeros, who have swept their crimes under the legal rungs that the outter latter limits because they extended and felt nun applied, so she musta wanted a Father Figure, and they shore did dis, figure, when will the A rest...?

 
 
 
Thomas
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11.2  Thomas  replied to  TᵢG @11    3 months ago

Thank you for truncating your list...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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12  Buzz of the Orient    3 months ago

Trump is the biggest mistake the American electorate has ever made.

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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12.1  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @12    3 months ago
Trump is the biggest mistake the American electorate has ever made

Also the biggest mistake his parents ever made.

 
 
 
shona1
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13  shona1    3 months ago

Evening...well fear not my fellow humans who reside on the wrong side of the Pacific..

You could have a saviour in your midst and he is half Aussie!!..what an absolute advantage and God send, someone at last with more than one brain cell in your Government...

Joh Ossoff...seems he is abit of a mover and shaker and could be a possible candidate in the 2028 election...at last someone with intelligence and geographical knowledge...what a find!!..

Just think a half Aussie US President..now let's see..

First off Vegemite would be compulsory for all you mob.. ship loads will be sent and all tariff free..Mexico better toughen up its borders, could be mass migration to there.. Canada certainly doesn't want you lot that's for sure..

You all better start learning to drive on the left hand side of the road and referring when filling up to it as petrol, not gas...just can't help some people..🙄

All school kids will have compulsory viewing of Bluey...its highly educational, there will be no flip flops, hi or heys or Mom that will be changed to thongs gidday and Mum..... Also correct spelling with "u" in colour and harbour etc will be enforced..

Those who don't comply will be sent to the Great Southern sandbar surrounded by sea for rehabilitation...all will be returned with an Aussie accent..

Finally at long last we can all get a decent night's sleep....knowing a highly intelligent human being actually exists in America and Politics and could be your next US President..

Oh the irony...

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Nerm_L
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13.1  author  Nerm_L  replied to  shona1 @13    3 months ago
Joh Ossoff...seems he is abit of a mover and shaker and could be a possible candidate in the 2028 election...at last someone with intelligence and geographical knowledge...what a find!!..

Just think a half Aussie US President..now let's see..

First off Vegemite would be compulsory for all you mob.. ship loads will be sent and all tariff free..Mexico better toughen up its borders, could be mass migration to there.. Canada certainly doesn't want you lot that's for sure..

Trying to get the Vegemite vote?  Peaches and Vegemite is a dish Americans can't stomach.  Boiled peanuts forever!  None of that foreign swill.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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13.1.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1    3 months ago

Had boiled peanuts in Savanah at Paula Deans restaurant.  I was not impressed at all but I had to pretend I liked them because I was afraid of what they would do to my food if I told them the truth.

 
 
 
shona1
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13.1.2  shona1  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1    3 months ago

Morning..huh..you wouldn't know a decent spread if it bit you..

Vegemite...Black gold,  no other way to start the day..not that brown squishy muck made from peanuts...that actually looks like my cats tinned food..🤢

Ahhh the anticipation...😁

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Ahh bliss...all is right with the world now this morning..

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Nerm_L
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13.1.3  author  Nerm_L  replied to  Right Down the Center @13.1.1    3 months ago
Had boiled peanuts in Savanah at Paula Deans restaurant.  I was not impressed at all but I had to pretend I liked them because I was afraid of what they would do to my food if I told them the truth.

They are an acquired taste.  The local Walmart has them in stock.  

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The million dollar question though is whether you prefer dinner with boiled peanuts or dinner with Trump?

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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13.1.4  author  Nerm_L  replied to  shona1 @13.1.2    3 months ago
Vegemite...Black gold,  no other way to start the day..not that brown squishy muck made from peanuts...that actually looks like my cats tinned food..

Mashing boiled peanuts would be sacrilege.  

The only suitable spread for a real biscuit is sausage gravy with lots of pepper.  That's good eatin'.

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shona1
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13.1.5  shona1  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1.4    3 months ago

Good grief!!.. that looks...real..nice... gulp..🥺

Why on earth would you put gravy on a biscuit??? Biscuits  are sweet and you have them with a cuppa..got jam or chochie on them etc...

And you mob think we're strange. 🤣

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Nerm_L
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13.1.6  author  Nerm_L  replied to  shona1 @13.1.5    3 months ago
Why on earth would you put gravy on a biscuit??? Biscuits  are sweet and you have them with a cuppa..got jam or chochie on them etc...

Our biscuits go with bacon and beer.  Yours are meant for tea (without the Vegemite, please)

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(BTW, I've met some British style biscuits that I'm rather fond of.  Breakfast tea and milk, for me.)

 
 
 
shona1
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13.1.7  shona1  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1.6    3 months ago

They look more like scones that we shove jam and cream on..

Or what we make here in under ground ovens damper..

You can put jam on that or eggs and bacon, honey etc..

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Thomas
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13.1.8  Thomas  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1.4    3 months ago

Yummmmmm! Needs to be Southern Gravy, though. 

 
 
 
Thomas
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13.1.9  Thomas  replied to  shona1 @13.1.7    3 months ago

Just munch them down straight up

 
 
 
shona1
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13.1.10  shona1  replied to  Thomas @13.1.8    3 months ago

Morning Thomas..needs more than flipping gravy..

 
 
 
MrFrost
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13.1.11  MrFrost  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1.3    3 months ago
The local Walmart has them in stock.  

That's their problem. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
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13.1.12  MrFrost  replied to  Nerm_L @13.1.4    3 months ago
The only suitable spread for a real biscuit is sausage gravy with lots of pepper.  That's good eatin'.

Amen! 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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13.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @13    3 months ago
"Also correct spelling with "u" in colour and harbour etc will be enforced.."

A most honoUrable requirement.  How about a fine if they DON'T vote?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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13.2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @13.2    3 months ago
I saw something trending on Facebook

The difference between Iran and Vietnam.

Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14  Right Down the Center    3 months ago

........tenant in lots  of lefty heads.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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14.1  author  Nerm_L  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    3 months ago
.......tenant in lots  of lefty heads.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

 
 
 
Gsquared
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14.2  Gsquared  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    3 months ago

God almighty in lots of reich wingers heads.

 
 
 
devangelical
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14.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @14.2    3 months ago

... a more aryan looking hitler 2.0

 
 
 
Dig
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14.3  Dig  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    3 months ago
tenant in lots  of lefty heads.

The mentally ill, malignant narcissist, traitor and tyrant Trump is a like a knife in the back of the Republic. When you have a knife sticking out of you, it's pretty hard to just ignore it and act as if all is well. Constant concern is perfectly rational, and it's not just coming from "lefties".

Which begs the question: What the hell is wrong with the "righties" who still support him? 

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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14.3.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Dig @14.3    3 months ago
What the hell is wrong with the "righties" who still support him?

No patriotic American with more than half a brain would ever have to think about the convicted felon and accused pedophile again if those poorly educated gullible morons would just supporting him. And then tired basic trolls have the gall to accuse others of having Trump brain when they're the ones shoving the disgusting bumbling fuck wad in everyone's faces through their continued support.

"We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated," - Donald J Trump
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.3.2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dig @14.3    3 months ago

It makes no sense, because they taint right in da head bone.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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15  Split Personality    3 months ago

Trump is a Bill Clinton wannabe, just ask Natalie Harp (Momica Lewnsky)

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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15.1  author  Nerm_L  replied to  Split Personality @15    3 months ago
Trump is a Bill Clinton wannabe, just ask Natalie Harp (Momica Lewnsky)

Close but no cigar?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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15.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Nerm_L @15.1    3 months ago

We don't know what we don't know?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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15.1.2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.1    3 months ago

And that is a good thing. If we know what we don't know, how would we know it? Trump doesn't know SHAT, and yet, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" doesn't know that he doesn't know.

 
 
 
Thomas
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15.1.3  Thomas  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.1    3 months ago

We don't know what we don't know?

I don't know

 
 
 
devangelical
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15.2  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @15    3 months ago
just ask Natalie Harp

is that the thumper bimbo that accompanies him everywhere, carries his diaper bag, and writes him love notes?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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15.2.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @15.2    3 months ago

Yep, da be her. "Wiper Lady"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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17  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 months ago

Peace be with the "No Knowers". Good Night & May "Dirty Diaper Donnie" rot in his sleep like Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell!

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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18  Hal A. Lujah    3 months ago

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