By:
Nerm_L
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Satire
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3 months ago
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54 comments
Okay, fill in the blank time. A number of people on the board have strong opinions about President Donald J. Trump. Here's your chance to be immortalized in a dark corner of the internet.
Just fill in the blank: Trump is a ______ (Thank you for your attention to this matter.)
Trump is a _roundly rotund raunch hoofer_
Trump is a _cabbage headed doodie flicker_
TRUMP is a CHILD RAPIST, a white, orange-faced RACIST, an ADJUDICATED RAPIST, a CONVICTED FELON, a Murderer, who is responsible for approximately 148 children being killed when he ordered our military to do this.
Call your SENATOR & CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVE and demand that they VOTE TRUMP OUT of office and IMPRISON this POS!
Trump is a convicted felon.
Trump is a _prince among jackals_
Trump is a bottom feeding lying POS.
Trump is a _sinner's saint_
I think you misspelled taint...
Wow LOL
One guy's tain't is another's tisn't.
I thought if it was a guy, it's taint and if it's a gal it tisn't...
Aren't you confusing guys who can't with gals who don't? It just tisn't in 'em.
despicable lunatic
Trump is a staggering waste of human effluence.
Trump is a vortex of political compromise.
Trump is a boil on the ass of humanity.
All of the above.
There is no mystery here, Trump is a pathologically lying, childish, greedy, vindictive, irresponsible, incompetent, unpresidential, irrational, ignorant, criminal psychopath.
Or, a mentality DUI endangering U, & I, asz he drives his clown bclown car bazaar right over every normal abbey normal citizens band tuned out, receiving false inferior signals from a false superior at inferior imperial margerine who has nun, cause when your famous, they just let ya', and like an altered boyz to too young girlz who have been robbed and raped of innocense never shaped due to wealth and power that enabled predators who stalked the weak and young cause they never had their bells rung for their tunes left unsung by anti-heroes/zeros, who have swept their crimes under the legal rungs that the outter latter limits because they extended and felt nun applied, so she musta wanted a Father Figure, and they shore did dis, figure, when will the A rest...?
Thank you for truncating your list...
Trump is the biggest mistake the American electorate has ever made.
Also the biggest mistake his parents ever made.
Evening...well fear not my fellow humans who reside on the wrong side of the Pacific..
You could have a saviour in your midst and he is half Aussie!!..what an absolute advantage and God send, someone at last with more than one brain cell in your Government...
Joh Ossoff...seems he is abit of a mover and shaker and could be a possible candidate in the 2028 election...at last someone with intelligence and geographical knowledge...what a find!!..
Just think a half Aussie US President..now let's see..
First off Vegemite would be compulsory for all you mob.. ship loads will be sent and all tariff free..Mexico better toughen up its borders, could be mass migration to there.. Canada certainly doesn't want you lot that's for sure..
You all better start learning to drive on the left hand side of the road and referring when filling up to it as petrol, not gas...just can't help some people..🙄
All school kids will have compulsory viewing of Bluey...its highly educational, there will be no flip flops, hi or heys or Mom that will be changed to thongs gidday and Mum..... Also correct spelling with "u" in colour and harbour etc will be enforced..
Those who don't comply will be sent to the Great Southern sandbar surrounded by sea for rehabilitation...all will be returned with an Aussie accent..
Finally at long last we can all get a decent night's sleep....knowing a highly intelligent human being actually exists in America and Politics and could be your next US President..
Oh the irony...
Trying to get the Vegemite vote? Peaches and Vegemite is a dish Americans can't stomach. Boiled peanuts forever! None of that foreign swill.
Had boiled peanuts in Savanah at Paula Deans restaurant. I was not impressed at all but I had to pretend I liked them because I was afraid of what they would do to my food if I told them the truth.
Morning..huh..you wouldn't know a decent spread if it bit you..
Vegemite...Black gold, no other way to start the day..not that brown squishy muck made from peanuts...that actually looks like my cats tinned food..🤢
Ahhh the anticipation...😁
Ahh bliss...all is right with the world now this morning..
They are an acquired taste. The local Walmart has them in stock.
The million dollar question though is whether you prefer dinner with boiled peanuts or dinner with Trump?
Mashing boiled peanuts would be sacrilege.
The only suitable spread for a real biscuit is sausage gravy with lots of pepper. That's good eatin'.
Good grief!!.. that looks...real..nice... gulp..🥺
Why on earth would you put gravy on a biscuit??? Biscuits are sweet and you have them with a cuppa..got jam or chochie on them etc...
And you mob think we're strange. 🤣
Our biscuits go with bacon and beer. Yours are meant for tea (without the Vegemite, please)
(BTW, I've met some British style biscuits that I'm rather fond of. Breakfast tea and milk, for me.)
They look more like scones that we shove jam and cream on..
Or what we make here in under ground ovens damper..
You can put jam on that or eggs and bacon, honey etc..
Yummmmmm! Needs to be Southern Gravy, though.
Just munch them down straight up
Morning Thomas..needs more than flipping gravy..
That's their problem.
Amen!
A most honoUrable requirement. How about a fine if they DON'T vote?
........tenant in lots of lefty heads.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
God almighty in lots of reich wingers heads.
... a more aryan looking hitler 2.0
The mentally ill, malignant narcissist, traitor and tyrant Trump is a like a knife in the back of the Republic. When you have a knife sticking out of you, it's pretty hard to just ignore it and act as if all is well. Constant concern is perfectly rational, and it's not just coming from "lefties".
Which begs the question: What the hell is wrong with the "righties" who still support him?
No patriotic American with more than half a brain would ever have to think about the convicted felon and accused pedophile again if those poorly educated gullible morons would just supporting him. And then tired basic trolls have the gall to accuse others of having Trump brain when they're the ones shoving the disgusting bumbling fuck wad in everyone's faces through their continued support.
It makes no sense, because they taint right in da head bone.
Trump is a Bill Clinton wannabe, just ask Natalie Harp (Momica Lewnsky)
Close but no cigar?
We don't know what we don't know?
And that is a good thing. If we know what we don't know, how would we know it? Trump doesn't know SHAT, and yet, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" doesn't know that he doesn't know.
I don't know
is that the thumper bimbo that accompanies him everywhere, carries his diaper bag, and writes him love notes?
Yep, da be her. "Wiper Lady"!
Peace be with the "No Knowers". Good Night & May "Dirty Diaper Donnie" rot in his sleep like Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell!