Tagged: Political Smut

Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! The content is worthless.

Spewing SHAT is where it is at! - Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz ("Doctored") CAUTION: These Epistles are not yet rated! (Read first, Masturbate later!) Our Journalistic CREED: "The...

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 5 years ago

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years...

Understanding Trumpers Ridin' dat Speed'n Trump Trainwreck to "Hill Billy Heaven"

By: • News Viners • 99 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: This tome is Not for the Refined . We are Urinalists - Not Journalists! The wetness you are feeling is part and parcel to the entire experience. After all, we...

Steve Bunions refuses to cover RNC's TURD NIGHT of Bull Chips!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 5 years ago

Friends, Fiends, and Fellow NewsTalkers.communists, it is with a heavy heart, a monstrous load in me stinkin' Depends, that I must inform you'll that that "lying, unreliable scumbag," Stevie...

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 37 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...

Do You Hear The Wailing?

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • Op/Ed • 95 Comments • 5 years ago

Standard Warnings Apply: Do NOT READ if you are offended by words, but, not by Trump's DEEDS. Your Nation is calling! Will you pick up the phone, or, are you too busy watching...

Red Necks & Me - Tale of Real Fear!

By: • The Reality Show • 11 Comments • 5 years ago

CAUTION: This TOME is not, yet, rated! Viewer discretion is advised! Violence, Vulgarity, Left Wing Sentiments, Sexual Situations are all included, at NO EXTRA COST! All the...

Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 68 Comments • 5 years ago

Every time that fat, orange, ball of grease and congealed, undigestible disgust burps out one of his Mad As A Hatter rants at one of his notorious RALLY IN THE ALLEY rejection events, I get all...