No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration
By: Kurt Schlichter
This author is so right on! He perfectly expresses the thoughts and feelings of populist conservative nationalists. I associate myself with all of his words and while they are his words, mine and my views as an individual are close to the same. Skip the inauguration and ready the resistance to not my President!
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Source: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert
Hey, you guys have fun at the festival of Establishment onanism that will be the purported inauguration of that desiccated old weirdo, President Asterisk. Despite the questionable election process and slobbering media cheerleadin', they still barely managed to drag that tiresome zombie and the Presidentrix-To-Be over the finish line. I’m not celebratin’ nothin’.
The best part of Dementiafest 2021 is that it will be a sullen, sad affair installing the manifestly senile old pervert at the head of the ricketiest administration in memory while surrounded by at least two divisions of soldiers lest a gigantic army of dudes in Viking drag decide to show up. The bored troopers of the various National Guards of blue states, whose governors are making a huge show of sending their warriors out for the photo op because of the perilous peril of Fake Insurrection II, will be practically the only audience. I can only imagine what will be going through their heads as they stand there, under orders to feign attention to the rambling windbag up on the dais who is going on and on about the need for unity and the perfidy of those knuckle-dragging, gun-loving Jesus people of racism who must be completely excluded and disenfranchised because their interests conflict with those of the ruling caste.
I’m sure the Fredocon contingent will politely applaud the peaceful stealing of power, gently slapping their soft, girlish hands together before returning to their offices, loosening their bow ties, and pouring themselves a nice cup of chamomile tea as they prepare to crank out another barely noticed blog post on why True Conservatism™ totally requires that we all support the leftists in silencing the speech of the competitors of Conservative, Inc.
Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.
The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!
The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it. When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.
First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists. They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.
That we will be skipping the virtual inauguration is not to say that we have nothing to celebrate. We do. The fight begins anew. Many of us are energized. We have exposed some more squishy Establishment-loving weak links in the Cheney, as it were. We will primary them. We will make our GOP state legislatures clean up the crooked election system and impose a Social Media User’s Bill of Rights upon the digital dictators. We will continue to speak out, and if suppressed here, we will go pop up there and then pop off with twice the vigor. We will never surrender.
In fact, January 20 will inaugurate our offensive to take back our country.
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The only thing that is "questionable" is this authors and his rabid readers sanity.
Just more inflammatory rhetoric from aggrieved white nationalist terrorists and seditionists aka "populist conservative nationalists". "Pop off with twice the vigor" of what? The capital attack on America and democracy of course, that's what this dumb fuck seditionist is saying. This whole seed reads like a right wing terrorist manifesto and is filled with lies and conjecture. Only the truly mentally challenged would believe a single word of this verbal diarrhea word salad.
This whole seed reads like a right wing terrorist manifesto and is filled with lies and conjecture.
Idiotic interpretation filled with lies and conjecture.
Are you suggesting that I'm mentally challenged because I believe most of the article to be true?
People that still think the 'lection was 'stolen' after all that has happened, yes, I might have to question their ability to see reality.
There are no issues or questions. It's all been addressed and answered.
A fringe mob of 8 to 10 thousand ?
Delusional nonsense without a shred of evidence.
Oh please, there were 30 to 40 thousand at the rally.
I'd say most people here have moved beyond that by now.
No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping The Inauguration
Whoopty-friggin-doo?
Somehow I can picture them sitting around the campfire and singing American Pie.
No, it will be Macho Man or YMCA but instead of The Village People it will be The Village Idiots.
Gotta save that for the grand finale.
Haha
Strike one.
What does that even mean? He's been a partner in the truest sense of the word at Schlicter & Shonack since 1994.
Kudos, but did he proof read this biography?
Strike two.
Strike three.................
Take it back from the Democratically elected administration?
Project much???
We would expect nothing less from you maga.
Another brain dead douche canoe. Never understood the "take back our country" bullshit. Take it back where, to what. In this country we move ahead not ass backwards.
Let me guess - "Take back our country" is code word for the following:
Women - back in the kitchen bare foot and pregnant, take away their right to choose their own reproductive decisions, take away their voting rights, take away their bank accounts, take away the right to own a home, etc., etc., etc.
Gay people - take away their voting rights, take away their bank accounts, take away the right to own a home, take away their right to marry, etc., etc., etc.
Anyone not "white" - take away their voting rights, take away their bank accounts, take away the right to own a home, etc., etc., etc.
Shove their religion down our throats.
So basically only white men will have any rights and the rest of us can pound salt.
Feel free to add to my lists.
Disgusting!!!!!!
They yell and scream about taking it back and making it great again.
Then when they are all worked up and something happens, feign ignorance, I don't know how that could ever happen.
You asked the right question and then you gave the right answer so I guess your work here is done.
Numerous of the fools at the capitol riot were heard saying " this is OUR country". Since the mob was overwhelmingly white and male , we can see just who "our" refers to.
Exactly... that comment is about as stupid as some racist POS saying, "Go back where you came from."
Yeah. "Take our country back" is some conservative parlance for dismissing, dissing, ignoring, and being all-around deceptive to liberals, secularists, a large swath of minorities, a large swath of women, about some conservatives intentions, goals, and plans for our mutually shared nation.
For example, some conservatives are secretly engaging in a 'holy war' against liberals, secularists, and Others considered outside the Trumpist so-called, "Christian Nationalists" and "Authoritarian Majority One-Party Control.© "
Kurt Schlichter SUCKS!
I read the whole seeded thing and it is nothing but STUPID and
MAGA, if that is all the Jesus in you—oh, nevermind!
Keep in mind that besides Kurt's other shortcomings he's a failed stand up comic with a large loyal Twitter followinf of 335K
where he writes in the same "sarcastic" style.
It could offer an explanation as to why Kurt is writing "scented" words tailored to the appetites of angry Trumpists. After all, the opinion piece is riddled through and through with mocking 'congestion' and bitter cynicism. Nothing about being open to the new day aspect of truth, justice, and yes "the American Way" coming from a new choice of leadership.
But, I am okay with the sneering, farts, and jeers coming from the sideline. It means Donald is gone, gone, and if God permits it will STAY GONE. The people, diverse as they are, can BREATHE again! The diverse people can SMILE again. "H" we just might remember JOY again too!
Coming from you that's a compliment, lol.
The seeded article, like it's author, is unhinged.
As if anyone actually cares.