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What will be carved on your tombstone?

  

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Via:  peter-loves-the-real-tea-party  •  11 years ago  •  52 comments

What will be carved on your tombstone?

It's a game we used to play around Halloween, and even though it is nowhere near that time of year, I thought it would be fun. Basically, if there is a phrase you use often or even too much (and each of you definitely have one), that would be the thing to go on your gravestone.

In the past, such luminous exclamations as "Outstanding" and "right On" would have graced mine, but now it is a more profound quote:

"It is what it is."

You?


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Mark in Wyoming
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link   Mark in Wyoming     11 years ago

" Told you I was sick."

 
 
 
Sparrow
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link   Sparrow    11 years ago

Oh, I have a funny one.

"I survived"

I'm an atheist Grin.gif

 
 
 
pat wilson
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link   pat wilson    11 years ago

cremation = no tomb = no tombstone

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

"It is what it is."

Hey.. that is what my dad wants on his. I guess it must be true.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

HEY! Where am I going and why am I in a hand-basket?

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

Here lies the body of Marsha Meyer.

Could be she's near, but we hope a bit higher.

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Or Golly Ding!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

Here's an Indian saying, way to long to put ona headstone though.

Don't ask for more time because you didn't live your life. Sing your death chant, and die like a hero going home. Chief Buffalo, Ojibwe.

Or

Hoka Hey (today is a good day to die), Crazy Horse, Lakota Sioux.

Actually Tacos, one of my life long friends that walked on a couple of years ago, and is buried at the Veterans Cemetary in Boulder City NV. has on his headstone, ''It is what it is''..

 
 
 
stephanie (o'stephanie)
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link   stephanie (o'stephanie)    11 years ago

Being cremated here but here goes...

Died Rich in Love

(They may charge by the letter. Kavika's going to use up all the insurance money)

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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link   Robert in Ohio    11 years ago

Devoted father and husband

 
 
 
Mom RN
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link   Mom RN    11 years ago
Here's mine quoted by one of my favorite high school teachers...."Life's a Bitch and then you die"
 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    11 years ago

"I was what you are

I am what you will become."

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

LOL Perrie...It's gonna be hot down there.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

o'stephanie, when I found out that I couldn't take it with me, I decided not to go...LOL

 
 
 
Vis Major
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link   Vis Major    11 years ago

Not here

 
 
 
Merleliz
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link   Merleliz    11 years ago
Request timed out.
 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

LOL!

 
 
 
stephanie (o'stephanie)
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link   stephanie (o'stephanie)    11 years ago

Grin.gif I like that, Kavika.

 
 
 
stephanie (o'stephanie)
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link   stephanie (o'stephanie)    11 years ago

Love that, Robert.

 
 
 
Gordy327
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link   Gordy327    11 years ago

Here lies Gordy. About friggin time! Grin.gif

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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link   FLYNAVY1    11 years ago

I always loved Crazy Horse's quote.

I'm going for cremation, and scattered at sea, but I hope someone makes a small poster that says.....

"I had it! You got it!"

 
 
 
Wizeguy
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link   Wizeguy    11 years ago
"What are You looking at"
 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

"Frankly, I'd rather be fishing"

 
 
 
Unpaid Shill
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link   Unpaid Shill    11 years ago
 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

Cute!!! Smile.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Isn't that sort of like Steve McQueen's line in The Magnificent Seven? I just don't think he used the word "such"?

 
 
 
sky dog
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link   sky dog    11 years ago

Mine will be elegantly simple. A granite hand, with the index (not middle) finger extended. Underneath will be inscribed, "Who died?"

(you know, pull the finger?? Is it too sublime to be understood?)

 
 
 
LoneRanger01
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link   LoneRanger01    11 years ago

If I were to have acivilian burial my tomestone would say,...

A Zen Master once said,..."A friend's eye is a good mirror."...so everyone else,.... ssa ym ssik

 
 
 
Strangerthanfiction
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link   Strangerthanfiction    11 years ago

Hey who turned out the lights?

 
 
 
evilone
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link   evilone    11 years ago

simply "Meh"

 
 
 
Kim Lyvang
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link   Kim Lyvang    11 years ago

Don't worry folks, I'm an A/C mechanic and I'll have it running in no time.

 
 
 
TTGA
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link   TTGA    11 years ago

I once heard that Johnny Carson said that he wanted his to read "I'll Be Right Back". Don't know if he ever got it or not.

Mine: TTGA

1948-2048

TTGA 0 Angry Husband 1

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

I've changed my mind... I want:

"She tried"

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Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

LOL!!! Smile.gif

 
 
 
Miss_Construed
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link   Miss_Construed    11 years ago

"pepperoni and cheese"

Couldnt help it... 90s joke.

My husband wants

"died while gallantly saving the passengers of a sinking ship while riding a horse and dressed like a pirate"

I'd be good with

"soylent green (TM): now with more old lady"

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

LOL!

Y'all are just so CLEVER! Smile.gif

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

This is a lot like reading "The Spoon River Anthology"... Smile.gif

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    11 years ago

BTW, Spoon River Anthology is online, free, if you ever want to read it. It's VERY good!

Spoon River Anthology Smile.gif

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    11 years ago

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Debora Zahn
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link   Debora Zahn    11 years ago

Vis Major, I like that.

If I am buried I want:

Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Daughter

Or I've gone home. Grin.gif

 
 
 
Debora Zahn
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link   Debora Zahn    11 years ago

too funny

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Wouldn't you want to add: "Great Grandmother, Great-Great Grandmother"?

 
 
 
retired military ex Republican
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link   retired military ex Republican    11 years ago

Cool.

 
 
 
Icelandic Woman
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link   Icelandic Woman    11 years ago

"She loved her Heiny's!!"

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Pants-Down-pants-butt-joke-smiley-emoticon-000585-large.gif

 
 
 
retired military ex Republican
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link   retired military ex Republican    11 years ago

Well friends and loves thanks for stopping by, but for the restat mybequest I'm burried face down.

 
 
 
Summer
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link   Summer    11 years ago

"It is better to travel well than to arrive."

 
 
 
Pedro
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link   seeder  Pedro    11 years ago

I like that one.

Also, glad to see you around here Summer.

 
 
 
Pedro
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link   seeder  Pedro    11 years ago

Okay, so I think we've tackled everybody's favorites and what they would want others to read. Now, let's change it up and post what others would carve on your tombstone. What are recognizable quotes you overuse, or things people know you for?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

What others might carve on my tombstone? How about "6 feet under and heading in the right direction"

 
 
 
Pedro
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link   seeder  Pedro    11 years ago

Lol. One might call that "trying to dig a hole to China", except, well, you know....

:)

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Compared to what I was thinking that would be complimentary. LOL

 
 
 
jennilee
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link   jennilee    11 years ago

My hubby and I are going to be cremated and our ashes buried together, but since one of us will be depending on my son to take care of the details, we will probably end up with the dust bunnies under his bed!

 
 
 
Pat N2
Freshman Silent
link   Pat N2    11 years ago

Basically, if there is a phrase you use often or even too much (and each of you definitely have one), that would be the thing to go on your gravestone.

"At the end of the day...."

Ya know, that actually seems kinda fitting!

Another one I use way too much is: "Between you, me and the fencepost...." (when discussing something confidential)

 
 

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