You know its going to be a bad day when.......
We've all had them, you wake up and something happens that tell you that the rest of the day is going to suck. What are some things that let you know that the day is going to be a Dud?
A couple of things might be.....
1. Your birthday cakecollapses because of the weight of all of the candles.
2. Your Dr. tells you "I have good news and I have bad news".
3. Your horn goes off accidently, and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angel's.
What are your ideas of a warning that your day will just be awful?
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When I first glimpse the NT front page and it is all race baiting, hate-spreading and hyper-partisanship!
Sorry for the serious note, butthe truthjust popped out
On a lighter note, when my bride says "We got a lot to do today", I know that my list of "to do" tasks has grown exponentially.
No worries RIO. Oh yes, the never ending"To Do " lis ! Good one!
The first step out of bed results in stepping in a pool of vomit from one of the cats or dogs. Or a dead mouse. Yep, that's a pretty good indication that it's going to be a bad day...
You get the first signs of a kidney stone attack (and yes that HAS happened to me).
That is eligible to go to the top o f the list ! EEEWWW!!!
You know it's going to be a bad day, when you wife/partner/girl friend tell you...''We need to talk''.
That would do it for sure, they are PAINFUL!!
I don't have my glasses on, when I take that first step, because the first step is to put my glasses on... I have to turn around and sort of feel for them. It always just makes me sick to my stomach when that happens. And, of course, the poor animal is sick and frightened and comes to my side when things go wrong...
You know, I say that all the time, and my husband gets this funny look on his face. Now, I know why!
I'm usually asking what he wants for dinner, or does he have enough clean socks to get him through the week...
Gotta love our Fur Babies!!
you might be able to say its going to be a bad day when you get your hair spray mixed up with your deodorant and now you can't put your arms down......
there's not much else one can do......
OR brush your teeth with Preparation H. I've done that... Not a good sign...
ROFLOL That would be hysterical!!!
I mistook my hair cream for toothpaste one time and my teeth had dandruff for a whole week.....
It is numbing. How pleasant.
Lol!!!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up, and go to get your coffee and realize you just went to bed...
OMG!!! I can so relate!
You know its going to be a bad day when...coffee in hand, power up computer andall the FParticles are posted by two avatars!
Exactly.
That happened to Hubby years ago! VERY painful!!
ROFLOL !! Good one LR!
I don't think so RW...you're such a positive person.
...''We need to talk''. That's definitely an "uh oh" moment!
Youknow it's going to be a bad day when your Fortune teller gives you a refund...
Ooooooh, now that's bad!
Thanks Nona, for my first laugh to start off my day.
Actually we have a fortune teller on NT. He can read minds and fortell the future, but he refuses to tell who's going to win the World Series this year.
The Cardinals??
You're welcome Buzz, I'm glad you enjoyed this fun article.
That's an opening to tell you of my first experience with a kidney stone attack (I've had 4 of them right up to a few years ago but my first was in my late 30s).
When it hit me, it was so painful I was on the floor on all fours howling like a dog. My wife drove me to the hospital and dropped me off at Emergency and went to park the car. When she got back I was already in the emergency room, so she asked a doctor where I was. The doctor told her "Just walk in that direction, you'll hear him."
Just think of the odds and how much you could win if it were going to be the Cubs.
lol I would be confused forthe rest of the day. !!
Don't you and Mac have a thing going about the Cardinals...or is it the Blue Jays??
I find that a lone dead mouse is not a big deal . The trick is to get the offending cat distracted , then sneak the mouse corpse out of his sight to be disposed of .
The Blue Jays and the Phillies. There's some real history to it which I had the great fortune to have personally witnessed.
I don't know, but it could be a bad day if you wake up, put your bra on backwards and it fits better,.....
A dead mouse is a good mouse.....I just don't like them.
They are not as bad as a live possum ... just from my experience .
Live possums are big and mean, one almost attacked my dog years ago. EEEKK!!
Mice are so fast and dirty....EEKK!!
1. Your birthday cakecollapses because of the weight of all of the candles.
I simply refuse to celebrate them. My wifeinsistson taking me out to a nicerestaurantof my choice for dinner,butother then that I refuse to accept presents and only barely tolerate cards. I don't see the sense in celebrating a day just because Ihappenedto be born on it? I mean, it was my mother who did all of the work. It's not like I did anything or had any say in it. Buyher a present!
2. Your Dr. tells you "I have good news and I have bad news".
And it's yourTherapist!
That's pretty good Raven in a sic kind of way. LOL
ME TOO!!! Especially when the first two doctors you go to tell you that you have prostatitis and give you a prescription (not you Perrie) but that third doctor knows exactly what you have when they take you out of the waiting room and put you in a room because you're probably scaring everyone and when he opens the door he sees you walking around that metal bed like it's a race track.
I've only had one that I know for sure, but that was the worse thing I've ever had. I guess you could say there was "Nowhere to run - Nowhere to hide" from that pain especially on the way to the hospital back and forth over the seat front to back, back to front over and over again. Could never run away from that pain until they stuck that needle in my butt or wherever it went.
Dowser, you are precious.
I finally figured out a way to deal with possums . I had one sneak into my place tonite .
1. Your birthday cake candles constitute a fire hazard.
2. Your Doctor concludes an annual physical with the advice, "Don't buy unripe fruit"!
3.You step on a scale. The voice activated machine responds, "Hey, one at a time please"!
4. You get on a bus alone, and the driver wants to charge you for two seats.
5.A child points to your face and asks, "Mommy, can I get a scary Halloween Mask like that?
Okay.... Lets put it to a vote, having experienced this myself.....
Which is worse, a warm pool, or a cold one?
Me.... cold.
When the sales department head calls in to tell you on the 27th of December that they no longer need the rush quantity of parts that cancelled yours and 29 other peoples Christmas vacations.
ROFLOL Leave it to you to come up with some gems! Thanks!
I think birthdays are celebrated to welcome the person that has been brought into the world.
Just don't forget, that Mom brought you into this world and she can take you out!
So, what did you do?
Me....COLD
That would certainly be a sign of a BAD day!
To add insult to injury Nona, she was in Vail during her Christmas ski trip when she made the call back to the plant.
RIO...yup, that would be a VERY bad day!!
As my wife sez - your eyeliner bottle is empty after the first eye.
That's like a slap in the face!!!!!Thgat's terrible!!!
Or when your five year old granddaughter, while sitting on your lap, pats your tummy and says, "Gee grandpa, you've got a fat belly and white hair, just like Santa". (Actually happened. I replied, "Yeah, and I've got a big bag of coal in the other room just for you".)
OMG, this is precious. Comparing you to Santa's "attributes" was a loved filled compliment...always remember that! Hope you shared a good hearted "belly" laugh.
OMG! I wouldn't leave the house!!!
LOL Did she believe you? (probably not, I'm sure she knows you're a push-over)
I made sure that the other 29 of us that kept things in production over Christmas knew that too. Nancy never did come out on the production floor much after that.....
You lover calls to tell you that "Last night was terrific," and you remember that you were home alone by yourself!
Cold!!! UGH!
You are sweet!
I sprayed the furry bugger with Lysol . They don't like that . He decided he wanted to leave right after that .
Very true LR, but, on the plus side, if you flap your arms hard enough (and you will) you might find that you can actually fly.
Ladies, check KK.
LOL That's good thinking,,,I wouldn't have thought of that. I use Windex on flies...it works real well!
Saying ''We need to talk'' is the easiest way to terrify just about any husband.
Make sure to leave a door open for his escape route ...
Petey...his escape route is down the toilet.
You know it's gong to be a bad day when.....Your blind date turns out to be your ex wife/husband....
It could be a bad day if you use the toilet cowl cleaner for mouth wash and now every time you open your mouth your throat flushes.....
Nancy never did come out on the production floor much after that.....
I can't imagine why!
OOOH! Not good at all!
You know it's going to be a bad day when your Income Check bounces....
You dream you're having hot chocolate with marshmallows. Then, when you wake up, the remains of a Hershey bar are smeared on the sheet...............and your pillow is gone.
And then wonder why you're stomach is suddenly huge!!