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Florida Man Checks If Gun Is Loaded By Putting It To His Head, Pulls Trigger, KIlls Self

  

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Via:  nona62  •  9 years ago  •  54 comments

Florida Man Checks If Gun Is Loaded By Putting It To His Head, Pulls Trigger, KIlls Self

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Florida Man Checks If Gun Is Loaded By Putting It To His Head, Pulls Trigger, KIlls Self

A 49-year-old Florida man is dead after accidentally Second Amendmenting himself in the head, according to police.

Gun-backwards

Even though Charles Cooper failed to practice the basics in gun safety, police believe his death was an accident.

Volusia County Sheriffs Office said that Charles Cooper, 49, and a female friend were on property that Cooper owns in Mims, with plans to fish and barbecue.

The couple had been drinking and sometime while they were outdoors Cooper retrieved a handgun, deputies said. A friend told Cooper that he [sic] had removed the magazine from the handgun but questioned aloud whether there was still a round in the chamber.

Deputies said Cooper raised the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, discharging a fatal round. He fell to the ground next to the bonfire.

Volusia County Sheriffs Office was notified on Sunday morning at around 1:50 a.m.

Cooper was pronounced dead at the scene.

An autopsy with be performed by the Volusia County Medical Examiners office.

Authorities say that all signs at the scene point to the shooting being an accident.

First remove the clip, then clear the chamber. After that, do not point it at your stupid fat head to be sure its not loaded.

Know your target before pulling the trigger, unless you want to shoot yourself in your stupid head.

Also, dont drink or take drugs while committing gunfuckery.At least he didnt take anyone down with him


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Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

"You can't fix stupid" Frown.gif

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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link   Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

Well at least he figured out it was loaded!

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

The ultimate in 2nd amendment rights.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    9 years ago

Oh my gosh!!!

This is like the time Daddy was showing me how to properly close a switch blade. "Never keep your finger over the hole in the knife, when you're closing it. See, you flip it back and see what happens?" He had buried the knife in his finger to the bone... Needless to say, it was a lesson I never forgot!

This guy was an idiot that paid for it with his life. You never ever aim a gun at anything you don't want to shoot!

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    9 years ago

AT least all his problems are over...

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

That's for sure. When someone checks a gun, I thought they held it downward....( I obviously know nothing about guns) Frown.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

AT least all his problems are over... Forever!

 
 
 
LynneA
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link   LynneA    9 years ago

Truly the epitome of stupid.

Question asked and answered :(

 
 
 
jennilee
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link   jennilee    9 years ago

Just a few miles from me. Drugs, alcohol, and guns is never a good idea. At least it was himself he hurt, not someone else.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I wonder if there was drinking involved. hmm

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

At least it was himself he hurt, not someone else. That's for sure!!

 
 
 
pat wilson
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link   pat wilson    9 years ago

Darwin strikes again !

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    9 years ago

Authorities say that all signs at the scene point to the shooting being an accident.

It's difficult to imagine someone being that accidentally stupid.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

Where was George Zimmerman when he was needed ? [just kidding]

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   Krishna    9 years ago

Perhaps if there was a trannycam installed in the room this wouldn't have happened?

 
 
 
sixpick
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link   sixpick    9 years ago

Florida Man Checks If Gun Is Loaded By Putting It To His Head, Pulls Trigger, KIlls Self

He will never know!

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

LOL !!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

That's for darn sure!!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
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SMAAB....ROFLOL !!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
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Grin.gif Grin.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

You just never know!!!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
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Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I don't think it would have mattered!

 
 
 
TTGA
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link   TTGA    9 years ago

When someone checks a gun, I thought they held it downward

They do if they want to stay alive.

I can't really say it better than this:

"Stupidity is the only real capital offence. Sentence is carried out automatically and there is no appeal".

Robert Heinlein, science fiction author and one time US Navy pistol champion.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

Yep, he definitely qualifies for the Darwin Award.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

In response to Josey Wales.......We can only hope that he never fathered any children!

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Bizz...... Absolutely !!!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Thanks TTGA...Hubby has quite a few of his books.

Stupidity is the only real capital offence. Sentence is carried out automatically and there is no appeal". Yup....that petty much says it all!!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Both in one shot!!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

Even Forrest Gump was smarter - as he said "Stupid is as stupid does" (or was it his mother who said it first?).

 
 
 
Nona62
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LOL I'm not sure who said it first, but ......if the shoe fits........Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

This guy was an idiot that paid for it with his life. You never ever aim a gun at anything you don't want to shoot! Anyone with half a brain would know this, apparently, this guy didn't have eventhat......

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

The hard way!!

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   Krishna    9 years ago

That flag on avatar does not mean that I am a racist. Rather, its because I am honouring my ancient heritage from my ancestral homeland.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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link   pat wilson    9 years ago

Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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link   pat wilson    9 years ago
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pat wilson
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link   pat wilson    9 years ago
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Randy
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link   Randy    9 years ago

Good thing he wasn't teachinga child "Gun safety" . A nominee for the Darwin award for sure anda real contender. Stupid is as stupid does.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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link   FLYNAVY1    9 years ago

Darwin strikes again !

Not soon enough though. At 50 there was more than enough time for him to pass his defective DNA on to another generation.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

He sure did......the hard way!

 
 
 
Uptownchick
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link   Uptownchick    9 years ago

They say...

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This idiot apparently figured it out!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Good thing he wasn't teachinga child "Gun safety That's for sure, but, I think the child would have known not to aim it at his own head.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

It's true....you CAN"T fix stupid!!

 
 
 
96WS6
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link   96WS6    9 years ago

Hard to believe anyone is that stupid. Makes you wonder if he was framed.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Hard to believe anyone is that stupid. Almost nothing surprised me anymore....

 
 
 
Randy
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link   Randy    9 years ago

Now if we could just get a bunch more gun fanatics to check their weapons the same way....Grin.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

Yeah ... like the entire USAF .

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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link   FLYNAVY1    9 years ago

No, no, no Petey. We need the Air Force from time to time. Besides, we've bought them all these toys...

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy    9 years ago

The USAF tends not to use regular guns. We had and it still does have much more fun toys to play with. And there is nothing the Air Force appreciates more then new toys, to help save ground troops asses so they can live to go home. Alsoto be ready to answer a nuclear attack from any place in the world with such power the people there will not exist long enoughto wish they'd never been born. They would be mist! Shadows lightly burnt into the pavement. I love that thought.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Gentlemen...could we please not bash the Air force anymore?? This article is not about the Air Force, it's about an idiot that shot himself in the heead.....Thank youSmile.gif

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Participates
link   FLYNAVY1    9 years ago

My apologies Nona.....

BTW.... Did you know that three engineers together constitutes a swarm? Add beer, and things can get out of hand quickly.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

lol I didn't know that, now,I feel so much wiser!! Thanks!Smile.gif

 
 

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