If it is indeed vu-- it wouldn't be the first time
As the great orator Yogi Berra once said, "it deja vu all over again!" Well, I thought he was a great orator. But I took his comments with a grin of salt.
Reminds me of an episode of the office. They were giving out awards and the award for one woman said 'Bushiest Beaver'. It was supposed to state 'Busiest Beaver'.
Funniest line ever from the show Leave it to Beaver was when June says to Ward something to the effect, "Gee honey, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
"Gee honey, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
I was just going to tell Tessy that! Too damn funny! She used that line often in various forms. "You were awfully hard on the Beaver, Ward." AND ... she always wore a pearl necklace.
I believe we can be polite and dialogue in a spirit of comity and civility even if we agree on little or nothing. I remember you being on my friends list and vice versa there and here.
Not quite what I was hoping for, but just as lovely no doubt
I'm not growing a day older. I am waiting for Baby Luther to catch up to me so I can marry him and have children that look just like him! We may be related soon.
That's an interesting comment. Someone once asked me if my carpet and drapes matched. After gazing at my confused expression, he offered to munch my carpet. Whaaaaaaat? I was really confused then!
Omigawd ... I HAVE to go out with you guys!! Too damn funny!!
Well, since no one else is here, I have a question for you two. What's with the guys that call bras 'over the shoulder boulder holders'? I mean, how juvenile is that?? One day I'm gonna ask if they call their underwear 'under the butt nut huts.'
One day I'm gonna ask if they call their underwear 'under the butt nut huts.'
Can't say I've heard that one, but I will report that most dudes prefer boxers as briefs are like a cheap hotel... no ball room. We baseball players often refer to the cup and jock strap as protection for the grundle bundle. Fortunately, the unsightly and uncomfortable jock strap has gone the way of the do-do bird, and a protective cup can now be inserted into a convenient pocket in the front of and extending into the taint area of a pair of "sliders". A much simpler and dare I say more elegant way of protecting the wedding tackle.
I heard that when the first all female airline crew boarded the plane, the female co-pilot pried off the "Cockpit" sign and slapped up a sign that said "Box Office."
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.
What? Not even in casual locker room talk?
I geez.. you're gonna make me kiss and tell? Let's put it this way the last time I left a locker room someone was singing "I kissed a girl" and I will only wink and point in her general direction.
Let's put it this way the last time I left a locker room someone was singing "I kissed a girl"
I'm straighter than straight, but damn! I get girl crushes all the damn time. If a woman is smart, if she's funny, I'm totally crushin' on her. I always realized that while I get girl crushes like mad, I'd not be sexually attracted to them. HOWEVER, when in my twenties, someone offered me a Quaalude. I took it and had you been in the same room, I would have made out with you like crazy. The following day, I was surprised at my reaction to the drug. I was fine on my feet, but damn ... my libido was crazy. I got so I didn't believe it. A month later, the same friend offered another so I decide to test the theory. Had you and Mary Agnes been in the same room with me, six hours later we'd all be smokin' cigarettes even if none of us had smoked a day in our lives previously.
Since then, I've stuck only with herb. I've stayed away from manufactured things since.
but never took one myself. no need to comment further
I never knew you were Bill Cosby!! Actually, anyone who feeds those to someone unsuspecting should be arrested. I knew what I was doing, especially the second time. I refused to believe that a drug could do that, so I was in test mode. Not to be confused with Depeche mode.
You know me better than that. They weren't victims, believe me, they were volunteers. I was the village bicycle for quite a few of the goody two shoe cheerleaders and the not so innocent church mice throughout high school. I got used. Boo hoo hoo, I miss those days.
sorry fish, no ludes for my dates. I preferred unbridled enthusiasm.
rorer 714's or sopors came in dosages of 75mg to 300mg. I had access to the lighter 75's thru a friend with a 'script. 20 minutes later, about 5 hours of stumbling drunkenness without puking, or passing out if the consumer remained active.
Naw. He just ain't that way. Although most of us remember the fella who was registered pedo who thought he was the smartest guy in any room. Good gosh, that POS was disgustingly stupid. All of us could see how intellectually inept he was. Except him. He should have had his ego removed because it was clogging his reality.
The girl on the left cracks me up! She was just so disappointed when hers didn't turn out right.
Someone recently described his ex as ... well ... less than faithful. He looks at me and very seriously said, "you know, her left leg really missed her right leg. They never got together."
Slightly? I got blushed every time I saw that damn thing. And for as awkward as you felt, it was ten times worse for her. You could have prompted the "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd" reaction if you would have asked "do you have any questions you'd like ask about that commercial?"
First time I saw this commercial I was watching tv with my 14 year old daughter...
Same here but my daughter is 20... still awkward. Seems like it never fails, no matter what we are watching together, football, baseball, movies, old episodes of Friends, we always encounter feminine hygiene commercials of some type and I'm inclined to remain silent and try not to make eye contact. Other times I'll mutter something like, "Christ! I'm trying to watch football here!", and she'll go, "Daaaaaaadddd!"
With this particular commercial I did make the mistake of muttering, "Nice bush!" while my wife was watching with me. Still can't feel the cheek bone on the left side of my face, but the doctor said I should make a full recovery.
I oughta tie you up, ball gag you and whip you with a cat o' nine tails while wearing my 5" pumps, fishnet stockings and garter belt for saying that. Remember ... the safe word is "harder."
You don't have your decoder ring from SiN? I know we all wandered off empty handed at the Final Night Extravaganza and Bingo Party, but some of us held onto our decoder rings for the halibut. I know I did.
Grammar is a stern but capricious mistress, is she not
Grammar and punctuation are important. It denotes the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit." And remember that when you say "have a nice day" the "douchebag" is silent.
Oh thank god. I was afraid people wouldn't get your message when you said "go fuck yourself you worthless prick." I mean, there's a thousand different ways you can take that.
It's back by popular demand. The problem is with NT you see a picture before you see the text. So I had to find a picture with my smartass look to lull these dirty minded lovelies into believing I really shaved my bush-bush into a heart shape. I can always count on my filthy friends to cumma cumma my house.
I dare say a nominal charge to replenish toilet paper would be in order. Last time the gang came by, the place ran low and they started using the towels.
somebody'
has a heart on,
for you
Oh, you clevah boi!
Deja vu?
only when "drapes" r open
Don't you mean deja vajayjay?
I always thought your bush looked fine sweetheart.
If it is indeed vu-- it wouldn't be the first time . ,. .
And you've always let me know ... which is why I love you. A bushel and a peck.
As the great orator Yogi Berra once said, "it deja vu all over again!" Well, I thought he was a great orator. But I took his comments with a grin of salt.
Maybe he was a great oral tator?
But do your drapes match your rug?
does that W at the end of Wally stand for WILD?
cause I wanna party with you cowboy...
You say po-tay-to, I say yeah baby!
A lot of people can cut a rug. Never once have gotten a cut from removing a rug. The secret is using lotion while shaving.
Nice bush!
I was almost sure I sent you a picture of it before. When I sent the picture of my willow tits .
How do you put a bra on those?
Nice to see you back. I remember you from the vine. I was cornhusker4Palin over there.
Ah. I remember. We never agreed, but you were always polite to me. I appreciated that.
I didn't choose the boob life ... the boob life chose me.
~Author unknown.
Reminds me of an episode of the office. They were giving out awards and the award for one woman said 'Bushiest Beaver'. It was supposed to state 'Busiest Beaver'.
Funniest line ever from the show Leave it to Beaver was when June says to Ward something to the effect, "Gee honey, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
I was just going to tell Tessy that! Too damn funny! She used that line often in various forms. "You were awfully hard on the Beaver, Ward." AND ... she always wore a pearl necklace.
I remember that line from Revenge Of The Nerds at the skit competition.
I believe we can be polite and dialogue in a spirit of comity and civility even if we agree on little or nothing. I remember you being on my friends list and vice versa there and here.
Not quite what I was hoping for, but just as lovely no doubt
. Can always count on you for a grin
I'm not growing a day older. I am waiting for Baby Luther to catch up to me so I can marry him and have children that look just like him! We may be related soon.
Does it match the drapes?
That's an interesting comment. Someone once asked me if my carpet and drapes matched. After gazing at my confused expression, he offered to munch my carpet. Whaaaaaaat? I was really confused then!
The Stanley Steamer guy?
Just tell them you have hardwood floors.
was he from Cleveland...?
recently waxed ?
like a Brazilian,
times ?
I never got his name. Could have been Stanley.
Is that the land of the cleavage?
Omigawd. You did NOT say that. You're shittin' me.
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.
OMIGAWWWWD!! FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER!
As my mother once told me (when I was very young and naive), "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker".
"wine is fine,
but Whiskeys quicker,
suicide,
is slow with liquor,
take a bottle, drown your sorrows,
then it floods
away tomorrows"
I've been wild about her bush years longer than you have, so shove off, lady!
Oh dear gawd ... my mascara's gonna need reapplication ... laughin' til I'm cryin'.
What's the old adage? Role play: You be Burger King and I'll be McDonalds. You have it your way, and I'll be lovin' it.
Wait. We're still talking about my garden, aren't we?
Or, at least your bush.
As per usual, you lead, I'll follow.
Hey, age before beauty...
Omigawd ... I HAVE to go out with you guys!! Too damn funny!!
Well, since no one else is here, I have a question for you two. What's with the guys that call bras 'over the shoulder boulder holders'? I mean, how juvenile is that?? One day I'm gonna ask if they call their underwear 'under the butt nut huts.'
OK here are a few more for you grilfriend:
I'm giddy at the thought of working that into a conversation. Too funny!
Can't say I've heard that one, but I will report that most dudes prefer boxers as briefs are like a cheap hotel... no ball room. We baseball players often refer to the cup and jock strap as protection for the grundle bundle. Fortunately, the unsightly and uncomfortable jock strap has gone the way of the do-do bird, and a protective cup can now be inserted into a convenient pocket in the front of and extending into the taint area of a pair of "sliders". A much simpler and dare I say more elegant way of protecting the wedding tackle.
I heard that when the first all female airline crew boarded the plane, the female co-pilot pried off the "Cockpit" sign and slapped up a sign that said "Box Office."
Omigawd ... too damned funny!!
What? Not even in casual locker room talk? Huh... and here all along I thought those Russ Meyer movies were more realistic!
Who? The only Russ I know is Russell Stover.
I geez.. you're gonna make me kiss and tell? Let's put it this way the last time I left a locker room someone was singing "I kissed a girl" and I will only wink and point in her general direction.
I'm straighter than straight, but damn! I get girl crushes all the damn time. If a woman is smart, if she's funny, I'm totally crushin' on her. I always realized that while I get girl crushes like mad, I'd not be sexually attracted to them. HOWEVER, when in my twenties, someone offered me a Quaalude. I took it and had you been in the same room, I would have made out with you like crazy. The following day, I was surprised at my reaction to the drug. I was fine on my feet, but damn ... my libido was crazy. I got so I didn't believe it. A month later, the same friend offered another so I decide to test the theory. Had you and Mary Agnes been in the same room with me, six hours later we'd all be smokin' cigarettes even if none of us had smoked a day in our lives previously.
Since then, I've stuck only with herb. I've stayed away from manufactured things since.
Hummm Quaaludes you say?
Never tried them... but I bet if I look around....
we used to call Qaaludes disco biscuits. bought quite a few, but never took one myself. no need to comment further.
I never knew you were Bill Cosby!! Actually, anyone who feeds those to someone unsuspecting should be arrested. I knew what I was doing, especially the second time. I refused to believe that a drug could do that, so I was in test mode. Not to be confused with Depeche mode.
As finely chiseled Bad Fish noted, they no longer make those. The research test groups kept coming back but then would disappear for hours.
You know me better than that. They weren't victims, believe me, they were volunteers. I was the village bicycle for quite a few of the goody two shoe cheerleaders and the not so innocent church mice throughout high school. I got used. Boo hoo hoo, I miss those days.
sorry fish, no ludes for my dates. I preferred unbridled enthusiasm.
rorer 714's or sopors came in dosages of 75mg to 300mg. I had access to the lighter 75's thru a friend with a 'script. 20 minutes later, about 5 hours of stumbling drunkenness without puking, or passing out if the consumer remained active.
You're right, I do. For gosh sake, I tried to get you take advantage of me, but you wouldn't hear of it. You were the worst cyberboyfriend ever!
Naw. He just ain't that way. Although most of us remember the fella who was registered pedo who thought he was the smartest guy in any room. Good gosh, that POS was disgustingly stupid. All of us could see how intellectually inept he was. Except him. He should have had his ego removed because it was clogging his reality.
MDMA is in the 3rd phase of FDA clinical trials for treating PTSD
how com no arrow
through your heart /?/
The girl on the left cracks me up! She was just so disappointed when hers didn't turn out right.
Someone recently described his ex as ... well ... less than faithful. He looks at me and very seriously said, "you know, her left leg really missed her right leg. They never got together."
I just use a hedge trimmer or a chain saw for jobs like that.
First time I saw this commercial I was watching tv with my 14 year old daughter... Slightly awkward.
Slightly? I got blushed every time I saw that damn thing. And for as awkward as you felt, it was ten times worse for her. You could have prompted the "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd" reaction if you would have asked "do you have any questions you'd like ask about that commercial?"
Same here but my daughter is 20... still awkward. Seems like it never fails, no matter what we are watching together, football, baseball, movies, old episodes of Friends, we always encounter feminine hygiene commercials of some type and I'm inclined to remain silent and try not to make eye contact. Other times I'll mutter something like, "Christ! I'm trying to watch football here!", and she'll go, "Daaaaaaadddd!"
With this particular commercial I did make the mistake of muttering, "Nice bush!" while my wife was watching with me. Still can't feel the cheek bone on the left side of my face, but the doctor said I should make a full recovery.
If my man couldn't feel the cheek bone on the side of his face, I'd make every attempt to lose weight.
Oh wait. You meant your own cheekbone. Nevermind then.
I personally think that is the appropriate response
Wow. Just WOW. Never saw that one...er.....coming.
CB...why didn't you show us your "gatekeepers"?
Ribbed.... for her pleasure?
I can take being teased. I don't mind being ribbed. I take great pleasure in it. So, yeah. I guess I've been ribbed for my pleasure.
Wait. What??
It's hard to trim those damned bushes. They prick me.
careful
Sean Spicer might be hiding in them
Giggity.
No, I here she likes S&M.
I think you and I should start production on a lubricant named "Giggity Giggity Goo." Do you know anyone with a degree in marketing?
I oughta tie you up, ball gag you and whip you with a cat o' nine tails while wearing my 5" pumps, fishnet stockings and garter belt for saying that. Remember ... the safe word is "harder."
Oh, I love it when you threaten me with a good time.
If I would have met you as a young girl, I would have married you so hard, your head would have caved in!!
.
sounds like another Vice
or whatever you might use via a girl Crush gone hetero over 5" heels
dug deep
I sent you a private message.
oh sure....Cobalt gets all the boys!
Oh hot damn!! That's so funny, Giggles!! I'm laughin' so damned hard!
Are you suggesting Galen's not a man or that "he" has had a sex change? This is getting confusing.
Very clever, you! Literal, literal you ...
Am waiting on my invisible ink decoder because I can't see it now.
Grammar is a stern but capricious mistress, is she not?
[I'm giving you the set up there and you're welcome]
You don't have your decoder ring from SiN? I know we all wandered off empty handed at the Final Night Extravaganza and Bingo Party, but some of us held onto our decoder rings for the halibut. I know I did.
Hell, girl, you were blunt and to the point in SiN. No one ever needed a decoder ring for you!!!
Damn, I've missed you!
Grammar and punctuation are important. It denotes the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit." And remember that when you say "have a nice day" the "douchebag" is silent.
You're so good to me.
I've missed you too. I'm still blunt, but I'm less restrained.
Atheist's love life:
I'd thought you were going to go a completely different direction. Oh, well. Humor has never been my strength.
Oh thank god. I was afraid people wouldn't get your message when you said "go fuck yourself you worthless prick." I mean, there's a thousand different ways you can take that.
You thought I was gonna go all pervy on you, didn't you? I'm just not that way.
Sooooo ... whaddya wearing??
Total bullshit. I'm sapiosexual with a well-developed sense of humor bent. You've turned me on ... plenty.
Nothin' but a smile*
* (or possibly what they call a shit-eatin' grin -- I'm never sure.)
Either way, I like it.
She found it, we've been talking, hey BF, I got something for ya, I found someone you might know,
Do you know this fish? I think she might be related to you.
The last thing a short & curly ever hears
before
it hits the ground
OMG!!!
It's the famous bush piece!
Glad to see it here
It's back by popular demand. The problem is with NT you see a picture before you see the text. So I had to find a picture with my smartass look to lull these dirty minded lovelies into believing I really shaved my bush-bush into a heart shape. I can always count on my filthy friends to cumma cumma my house.
Guilty as charged!
I wouldn't charge you, I'd guilt you up for free! Girl crush!
I dare say a nominal charge to replenish toilet paper would be in order. Last time the gang came by, the place ran low and they started using the towels.
ooooooohhhhhhh...
I've always said you can scrimp on a lot of things ... however, toilet paper is NOT one of them!
Check yer email love.
Me too. Cobalt this is one of your best.
I missed that. Where?
THERE'S my sister from another mister~! How so very good to see you, my fireryone.
Good to see you too Sis. I need to get back into my email so we can catch up. I've missed you!
I spent all weekend trimming my bush !
Used to be able to do it
standing on the ground, lol
Before and after
That looks AWESOME! Ooooh ... I love my men like I love my coffee ... strong and Irish.
Is that a boxwood?
That requires a "if it's a box, you're gonna get wood" retort.
I knew someone would get it
Filthy minds think alike!
I wish HA were here. It would do him a world of good. Shouldn't someone invite him?
He's visited. See 1.2.3. I think he left in order to fall to his knees.
Nice to see that you're keeping your beautiful bush so well pruned. Be a shame to see it go to seed or weed.
Who's got the chips???
I'd have chips, but it would require a trip to the vending machine and I am good right here.
I've got Cheddar Japenos Cheetos
Aw jeez. That might as well be called Orange Burning Squirters.