The end of blonde jokes?

  
By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  7 months ago  •  114 comments

The end of blonde jokes?

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Buzz of the Orient
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    7 months ago

My brother sent these to me by email. 

Come on, Democrats/Liberals, get a sense of humour.

(A sense of humour is a Canadian sense of humor)

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    7 months ago
(A sense of humour is a Canadian sense of humor)

is that like Canadian Bacon ?

i like the Roe Wade caption bubble D BEST

Are u implying i have no sense

of humor, cause i don't find that the least bit unamusing 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @1.1    7 months ago

No offence meant - I just thought her Democrat/liberal supporters wouldn't appreciate this article.  But after all, there has to be SOME comeback to the stuff written about Trump.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
1.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.1    7 months ago
No offence meant -

Are u implying i have no sense

of humor, cause i don't find that the least bit unamusing

Hey Buzz, all is swell, but you may want to reread my statement i just brought down, particularly, the last part after the coma , after humor

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.3  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @1.1.2    7 months ago

Sorry, I do have a little trouble deciphering your comments sometimes.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
1.1.4  JohnRussell  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.1    7 months ago
No offence meant - I just thought her Democrat/liberal supporters wouldn't appreciate this article.  But after all, there has to be SOME comeback to the stuff written about Trump.

What is wrong with you?

First of all, AOC is not a dummy. She graduated from a highly rated college with honors.

Maybe she has said a couple things that didnt make much sense, I don't really know since I don't follow her utterances, but she does seem to have a lot of "fans" among the right. People who think the memes on this page are funny when related to AOC are probably the same people who think that professional wrestling banter is funny.

But the real troublesome part of your rationale is that she needs to be subjected to this nonsense as a way of balancing out those who attack Donald Trump.

Just how out of touch with reality are you over there in China? Trump gave a speech the other day in which he LIED over 100 times. In one speech !

He is not the "opposite" of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, and she of him.  Trump is a sick man who is demeaning this country every day through his stupidity, dishonesty, and buffoonery.

And his followers are aiding and abetting stupidity dishonesty and buffoonery on a scale we have never seen before in America.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
1.1.5  gooseisgone  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.4    7 months ago
 but she does seem to have a lot of "fans" among the right.

Hell... yes... she does we love her, the Democrats are trying to bail out the sinking ship while she continues to drill holes in the bottom.

 
 
 
WallyW
1.1.6  WallyW  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.4    7 months ago
And his followers are aiding and abetting stupidity dishonesty and buffoonery on a scale we have never seen before in America.

Can you list those "100 lies"? No you can't

How often did you mock and make fun of Palin. She actually accomplished something...first Mayor of Wassila, and then Govoenor of Alaska.

 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
1.1.7  Jack_TX  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.4    7 months ago
What is wrong with you?

He has a sense of humor.  The bastard.  Doesn't he realize laughing is an offense to the religion of Angry Liberalism???  The filthy infidel probably doesn't even pray to Rachel Maddow before going to bed.

First of all, AOC is not a dummy. She graduated from a highly rated college with honors.

She is a seemingly endless source of stupid public statements.

Maybe she has said a couple things that didnt make much sense, I don't really know since I don't follow her utterances,

Yet your knickers are in a twist because people are making fun of her for these things you don't know she's said.....

but she does seem to have a lot of "fans" among the right.

She is such an amazing gift to the Republican Party that I'm starting to suspect she's on their payroll.

People who think the memes on this page are funny when related to AOC are probably the same people who think that professional wrestling banter is funny.

This assessment is based on your extensive knowledge of her comments??....which you have said you don't follow??  Do you understand how batshit that is?

But the real troublesome part of your rationale is that she needs to be subjected to this nonsense as a way of balancing out those who attack Donald Trump.

Riiiight.  Because it's not at all "troublesome" that you're defending an idiot woman you know nothing about.

Just how out of touch with reality are you over there in China? Trump gave a speech the other day in which he LIED over 100 times. In one speech ! He is not the "opposite" of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, and she of him. 

So she lies 100 times per speech, too?  Wow.  Good to know.

Trump is a sick man who is demeaning this country every day through his stupidity, dishonesty, and buffoonery.

You're right....she's not the opposite, is she?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.8  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.4    7 months ago

You are always so quick to jump all over me that you missed that I said "some" comeback.  I never said they were "opposite" - YOU said that.  I didn't at all indicate equality with your comments about Trump - NOBODY exudes and posts more criticism of Trump than you, and I have always indicated my preference for left wing causes such as gun controls, universal health care, abortion rights yet you damn me as if I were a Fascist if I post a Gatestone Article written by a Muslim about extremist Islamic terrorism.  Get over your extreme hatred, John, it spills over onto your friends.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
1.1.9  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.8    7 months ago

Yea, u tell him Buzz !

I'm tired of giving in to all of the peer pressure, asz i, prefer BEER pressure, till it causes me the Bends, asz bubbles in blood, clean out my arteries and such

.

Hey, i know your seed was probably seeded, to aleve tensions that are , proportionately much higher, per Trumps' election, and he views this as serious ( My opinion of his and yours, are my opines only), as do i , but a little humor can cut through tension, better than most remedies. 

So, i do see both sides of the coin( i have Fluke eyes) 

but actually, a mirror is required to imagine this image.

These points i do recognize, and so i anonymously condense them into my Declaration , of inn dependence on Johns Peer Pressure, unless he pries me with beer pressure, as John has a tyrannical rule over my actions, and it reminds me of some other clowns, and this Trumps things for some.

Asz fir me, it certainly does PISS ME THE FCK OFF, so i deal with it via my words and attempt at not funny humor, for if i didn't, i'd be farr worse on EVERYONE.

So relax, shoot darts, and whatever.

But i do have a saying or two, that might not explain what it is i do

I'm not comfortable, till everyone around me is uncomfortable

and i'm not happy, till you're unhappy

Two phrase i feel more, should live and die by, so 

carry on my wayword sunz

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.10  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @1.1.9    7 months ago

Okay, will do.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
1.1.11  JohnRussell  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.8    7 months ago

Buzz, I have cut you a lot of slack over the past two or three years because you are in China and may not be in tune with what is going on in the United States, even though I assume you have access to a lot of news sites.

No more slack.  You defend Trump almost mindlessly, as if he is just another politician who some people disagree with.  He is easily the most dishonest politician we have ever seen at the national level. He is easily the most crooked. He is easily the most psychologically disturbed.  And you think AOC should be attacked to balance out the criticism and attacks on Trump. You have a right to your misguided opinion, but I am not cutting you any more slack.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
1.1.12  JohnRussell  replied to  Jack_TX @1.1.7    7 months ago

Jack, Jack, you gotta stop babbling.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
1.1.13  Jack_TX  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.12    7 months ago
Jack, Jack, you gotta stop babbling.

Because defending a woman when you don't know what she's said is the height of intelligent discourse........

Riiiiight.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.14  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.11    7 months ago

You just don't get it, do you?  I have made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that the only thing I defend Trump on is his support of Israel. On this site I have made critical comments about him over his bullying Canada over NAFTA, his mindlessness in trusting Kim to give up nuclear weapons, and since I favour stricter gun laws, universal healthcare and women's free choice about abortions, so that is contradictory to his policies is it not?  Is it just because I think that Dershowitz is a brilliant jurist, while you disparage him (especially since he defended Trump's legal rights on something notwithstanding Dershowitz is a liberal Democrat and did NOT vote for Trump) and I post articles written by Muslims that criticize extremist Islamism that you insinuate that I'm a Trump supporter and obviously ignorant of reality?

AGAIN you accuse me of using AOC as a BALANCE to Trump. I think YOU are the one who has a lack of comprehension - obviously incapable of understanding that I used the word "SOME".  As I had said: "But after all, there has to be SOME comeback to the stuff written about Trump."  Did you get that?  SOME.  SOME Do I have to tolerate your lack of understanding of the English language, you, a person who didn't know the difference between the words "its" and "it's"?  Well, I didn't major in Economics as your heroine AOC did, but I DID major in English, and even to this day teach it part-time, after 6 years of teaching it full time, so for YOUR benefit, let me explain that "some" does not mean "all".  If I put "some" salt on my egg, I am not drowning it with salt. I obviously used the word "some" to indicate a LITTLE BIT.

Do I have to BEG you to stop misquoting and wrongly characterizing me, deeming me to be a fool because I support Trump when I DON'T?  Especially in order to use it to "cut slack" with me as if I were totally dense?  Go ahead, John, cut slack, and I will as well with you.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
1.1.15  Jack_TX  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.14    7 months ago
Do I have to BEG you to stop misquoting and wrongly characterizing me,

No, you have to understand victory when you have achieved it.  

If all someone can do is misquote you or attack you, they are capitulating.  They are announcing to the world that they are out of ideas, you have won, and they are conceding the point.

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.1.16  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.14    7 months ago

btw AOL still delivers dial-up modem internet service to over 2 million people.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.17  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.16    7 months ago

AOL, AOC, LOL, - acronyms drive me nuts.

Thanks for the heads up, SP (yet another acronym), I've corrected it.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
2  KDMichigan    7 months ago

Unfortunately her best meme's are true words spoken out of her mouth. 

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
2.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  KDMichigan @2    7 months ago
her best meme's are true words spoken out of her mouth.

C'mon man, shes sorta cute

i'd let her toss me up a word salad, so i could dress it up further wrong

not really seeing Y she has the n'Right' so frazzeled

 
 
 
WallyW
2.1.1  WallyW  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1    7 months ago
C'mon man, shes sorta cute

Yeah, she is kinda cute, in a masculine kind of way.

Rather than being frazzled by her stupidity, we're amused and entertained by it.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
2.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @2.1.1    7 months ago
kinda cute, in a masculine kind of way.

sory Wally, didn't mean to emasculate anyone with my comment.

Besides, what else would you look for on a woman ?

 
 
 
Spikegary
2.1.3  Spikegary  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1    7 months ago

Yes, the government now has its first 'Congress Kitten'.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
2.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Spikegary @2.1.3    7 months ago
the government now has its first 'Congress Kitten'.

better keep somebody's little hands 

away from her

 
 
 
XDm9mm
3  XDm9mm    7 months ago

I just have to add this one to your collection Buzz....

65772b15c23170474597eb5edbf7d956e1364a2b

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
3.1  Nowhere Man  replied to  XDm9mm @3    7 months ago

Wow, they finally have found a category of jokes they actually get...

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
3.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  XDm9mm @3    7 months ago

i don't get it

do i have to dye my hair back to brunette again ?

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
3.2.1  Nowhere Man  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3.2    7 months ago
do i have to dye my hair back to brunette again ?

Not all the way, go only half way, then you got both sides covered....

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
3.2.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Nowhere Man @3.2.1    7 months ago
go only half way, then you got both sides covered...

only if a get paid time N a half  half the time i'm dying to dye my hair, and the other two halfs of the time, dependent on us not going into overtime, til overtime, we do,

so i can get laid

.

off and uncollect my employment   check marked     by a check mark   signed sealed and delivered

to the wrong address, but i can't afford to undress that, at the moment

cause i'm still waiting on the check in the male box   that never comes

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.2.3  Kathleen  replied to  Nowhere Man @3.2.1    7 months ago

There are always hair pieces. I can spot them very easy. I hate those things, I told my husband I would rather you go bald then put those awful things on.  He agreed. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4  JohnRussell    7 months ago

Buzz, the lady graduated with honors from Boston University, majoring in international relations and economics.

Please state your evidence that she is dumb.

Otherwise, where is the humor?

In other news today we learned that Trump's high school grades are being kept hidden at his direction.

What sort of dumb Trump jokes do you have?

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago
Please state your evidence that she is dumb.

Isn't the mere fact that an economics major thinks unemployment is low because everyone has two or three jobs enough proof for you, or do you believe that crap, too?

 
 
 
1stwarrior
4.1.1  1stwarrior  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1    7 months ago

She's a Dem - John luvs her.

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  1stwarrior @4.1.1    7 months ago

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Buzz of the Orient
4.1.3  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  1stwarrior @4.1.1    7 months ago

Wooooo!  He sure is sensitive about his side of the aisle, eh?

 
 
 
WallyW
4.2  WallyW  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago
In other news today we learned that Trump's high school grades are being kept hidden at his direction.

In other news today and previously, we have learned that Obama's high school AND college grades and transcripts are still locked up tight.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
4.2.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @4.2    7 months ago
still locked up tight

next to his birth cert

 
 
 
Krishna
4.2.2  Krishna  replied to  WallyW @4.2    7 months ago

In other news today and previously, we have learned that Obama's high school AND college grades and transcripts are still locked up tight.

Well-- at least Republicans would never do anything like that!

 
 
 
Krishna
4.2.3  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @4.2.2    7 months ago

Well-- at least Republicans would never do anything like that!

I don't know if we should be doing this': New York Military Academy headmaster reveals how he HID Trump's grades because of threats from Cohen and pressure from 'wealthy alumni'

    • Man who ran the military academy where Trump went to high school says he hid his grades during the 2016 campaign
    • Wealthy alumni who supported Trump pressured him to not release the grades to the press
    • Trump's then-lawyer Michael Cohen said last week that he threatened Trump's high school and college alma maters with legal action
    • President has boasted that he was a superb student but his grades, like those of his predecessor Barack Obama, have never been released 
 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
4.2.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Krishna @4.2.3    7 months ago

C'mon now, Everybody knows Trump knows more than the General

Public, and everybody else here on Earth.

Don't you just luv the rabid right, calling out Dems for bein hypocrites, while defending the Hypocrite in Chief walking around the oval office in semi circles, trying to find the corner

prostituting himself, like a pimp pullin his hose out, and telling her she's fired for being such a standout while he pisses on most everyone, cause you know he's pist he mist the bandwagon, cause he was chasing the puppy chow wagon its' tale

of Wells Fargone conclusions

 
 
 
Ronin2
4.2.5  Ronin2  replied to  Krishna @4.2.3    7 months ago

Which proves that politicians on both sides of the isle have skeletons in their closets they want to hide.  Is that really a shock? 

What is next? Finding out that politicians are for themselves and staying in money and power, and not for us?

 
 
 
gooseisgone
4.3  gooseisgone  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago
the lady graduated with honors from Boston University, majoring in international relations and economics.

So why was she working as a bartender?

 
 
 
WallyW
4.3.1  WallyW  replied to  gooseisgone @4.3    7 months ago

She probably escorted in her spare time. It's painfully obvious she didn't study much or turn in her homework

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  WallyW @4.3.1    7 months ago
She probably escorted in her spare time. It's painfully obvious she didn't study much or turn in her homework

She is smart and young and the gop are scared shitless of her.

Implying she was an escort.

You must be thinking of Ivanka.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
4.3.3  gooseisgone  replied to  Tessylo @4.3.2    7 months ago
She is smart and young and the gop are scared shitless of her.

The GOP loves he,r are you kidding me, she is driving the clown car of Freshmen Democrats. BTW tell me something she has said that you consider smart.

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.3.4  Texan1211  replied to  gooseisgone @4.3.3    7 months ago

They all love her take on why unemployment is low.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.3.5  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @4.3.4    7 months ago

Or that as an honours graduate in International Relations and Economics she doesn't know the difference between a tax incentive and a cash payment and so chased Amazon away from New York, requiring NYC to get down on their knees begging Amazon to return.  Can you imagine the damage she can do if she has anything to do with Foreign Affairs?  She could outdo John Kerry.

 
 
 
cms5
4.4  cms5  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago
What’s great is that our economy, our local economy, is already growing. So I firmly believe that if we want to take that $3 billion dollars that we were willing to give to Amazon and invest it in our local community, we can do that. We can make those jobs. We can make 25,000 jobs. But we don’t have to give away and allow our subway system to crumble so that Amazon essentially owns a part of New York City. We can create 25,000 jobs with Mom-and-Pops; we can create 25,000 jobs with companies that are willing to come to the table, but we should not be giving away our infrastructure, our subway system, our schools, our teachers’ salaries, our firefighters’ budgets, to a company that has not shown good faith to New Yorkers.

A major in economics huh? Priceless.

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.4.1  Tessylo  replied to  cms5 @4.4    7 months ago

What's priceless about it?  She's obviously very intelligent.

Jealous?

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.4.2  Texan1211  replied to  cms5 @4.4    7 months ago

I'm not sure which is worse--the stupid that falls out of her mouth or the dumb folks who believe her and believe she is brilliant!

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4.4.3  KDMichigan  replied to  Tessylo @4.4.1    7 months ago
She's obviously very intelligent.

Well to some she may appear that way but that doesn't make it true.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
4.4.4  gooseisgone  replied to  Tessylo @4.4.1    7 months ago
What's priceless about it?  She's obviously very intelligent.

Please tell me you don't think New York was going to write Amazon a check for 3 billion. Do you understand how tax incentives work?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
4.4.5  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Texan1211 @4.4.2    7 months ago
'm not sure which is worse--the stupid that falls out of her mouth or the dumb folks who believe her and believe she is brilliant!

unbelievably stated by a rabid Trumpp defender...

too much

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
4.4.6  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Texan1211 @4.4.2    7 months ago

This is some funny stuff! The individual above only finds something funny if she thinks of it herself and is solely directed at conservatives...jrSmiley_88_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
WallyW
4.4.7  WallyW  replied to  Tessylo @4.4.1    7 months ago
She's obviously very intelligent.

Can you give some examples of her intelligence and wit?

She looks and sounds like a typical Democrat.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.4.8  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  cms5 @4.4    7 months ago

Out of curiosity, was the $3B a payment to Amazon, or a municipal tax holiday?  If it was a payment to Amazon, but did not create 25,000 jobs, I would have to agree with her that putting the money into crumbling infrastructure instead was a serious consideration.  If it did create that many jobs and the employees would be paying taxes and eventually so would Amazon, which would be payback, so it would not be the disaster she indicated.  But if it were a tax holiday, then she has definitely indicated her ignorance of common sense economics, and those who agree with her are as ignorant as she is. 

And John said she graduated from Boston University with honours majoring in International Relations and ECONOMICS?  My late sister-in-law graduated with honours in Music from Boston University around 6 decades ago and she was an exceptional opera singer.  Either that university has deteriorated greatly, or they should just have stuck with teaching music, because the Amazon situation proves what kind of economics she learned there.

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.4.9  Texan1211  replied to  igknorantzrulz @4.4.5    7 months ago
unbelievably stated by a rabid Trumpp defender...

Yet another deflection.

What's the matter? Don't want folks picking on the Democratic Golden Girl?

Too bad, as long as she keeps opening her mouth, this will be normal.

Might as well get used to it instead of constantly deflecting.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
4.4.10  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Texan1211 @4.4.9    7 months ago
What's the matter? Don't want folks picking on the Democratic Golden Girl?

shes too young to be a golden Girl, she is probably from the Bronze era

.

Tex, there is not a thing, the matter, when you don't have the ability to recognize it.

as they say, ignorance is bliss...who are these sayers known as they?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.4.11  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  gooseisgone @4.4.4    7 months ago

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Texan1211
4.4.12  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.4.11    7 months ago

removed for context

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.4.13  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @4.4.12    7 months ago

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Buzz of the Orient
4.4.14  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @4.4.12    7 months ago

I appreciate your applause, but obviously there are others who don't agree with you.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
4.5  Jasper2529  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.5.1  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Jasper2529 @4.5    7 months ago

It's a snowflake avalanche....

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.6  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @4    7 months ago

She graduated with honours from Boston University, majoring in international relations and ECONOMICS?  She established her knowledge of economics with her Amazon opinion.

 
 
 
charger 383
5  charger 383    7 months ago

Funny

 
 
 
charger 383
6  charger 383    7 months ago

She could not have blond hair and have the fan club she has

 
 
 
Krishna
7  Krishna    7 months ago

Funny stuff.

One of those quotes sounded familiar to me-- so I googled it. (I couldn't remember who had said it first). Here are the details:

A viral graphic being spread on social media claims that Ocasio-Cortez said "under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it’s the other way around."

The phrase itself is a version of an old quote that is meant to disparage socialism or communism. Ocasio-Cortez, who calls herself a democratic socialist, never said those words.

The quote comes in varying versions, with some words replacing others. It has been long attributed to economist John Kenneth Galbraith, who passed away in April 2006. It has also more recently been connected to another economist, Russell Roberts, who has used it during events and also in his book.

The original version of the phrase: "Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it’s just the opposite." In some cases, the word socialism is swapped for communism, mostly when Galbraith is cited as the speaker.

It has also been described as an "old Soviet joke," here, and according to Snopes, was listed as a "wry Russian joke" in Jules Archer’s 1977 book Police State: Could It Happen Here?

The book was published 12 years before Ocasio-Cortez was born.

After reading that I remembered where I first heard it--- at the time it was supposedly a popular joke under Communism in Russia.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
7.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @7    7 months ago

Spoil sport!!!

(Just kidding)

 
 
 
Krishna
7.1.1  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.1    7 months ago

I agree-- its really annoying when people insist on getting serious-- about jokes!

(The only thin as annoying as that is when someone tells a joke that no-one gets-- and then they take ten minutes trying to explain it!)

 
 
 
Krishna
7.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @7    7 months ago

One of those quotes sounded familiar to me-- so I googled it.

I haven't heard any of the others before except for Row vs Wade. There were many variations. Here's one:

512

 
 
 
KDMichigan
7.3  KDMichigan  replied to  Krishna @7    7 months ago

They are meme's not encyclopedia's.

No one claimed they are 100% truthful.

originaloriginal

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
8  author  Buzz of the Orient    7 months ago

Oh oh!  This is no meme, and it is no joke.  In fact it isn't funny at all.

Ocasio-Cortez defends Ilhan Omar’s tweets about Israel

 
 
 
WallyW
8.1  WallyW  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @8    7 months ago
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igknorantzrulz
8.1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @8.1    7 months ago

howvcome her hoodie is not white

 
 
 
WallyW
8.1.2  WallyW  replied to  igknorantzrulz @8.1.1    7 months ago

?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
8.1.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @8.1.2    7 months ago

you oughta tuck that in,

you probably don't/wouldn't want

that showing 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
8.1.4  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  igknorantzrulz @8.1.1    7 months ago
howvcome her hoodie is not white

Hate comes in all colors.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
8.1.5  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  WallyW @8.1    7 months ago

The Democrats having watered down what they said they would do in order to create an abomination of a resolution, have now made Islamophobia a defence against antisemitism.  Congratulations, Democrats, now Muslims can spout antisemitism and anyone who criticizes them can be persecuted as an Islamophobe.  As I said on another article when I saw that they decided to expand the antisemitism resolution, they made Omar a winner - she and her fellow antisemitic brethren will now have a SHIELD to defend them for their antisemitic comments. 

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
8.1.6  igknorantzrulz  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @8.1.4    7 months ago
Hate comes in all colors.

i really hate that

, i thought, right after i read it

So, i guess i hate read, is that your read on it

 
 
 
WallyW
9  WallyW    7 months ago

Sorry if the truth upsets you.

System seems to be very slow...

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
9.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @9    7 months ago
the truth upsets you

Soory Wally, i don't melt away that easily, in fact, my offenses know no boundaries, 

so, i guess it's obvious, y

i must live in a gated community

 
 
 
WallyW
9.1.1  WallyW  replied to  igknorantzrulz @9.1    7 months ago

i must live in a gated community

You mean you're behind bars?  jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
9.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @9.1.1    7 months ago
You mean you're behind bars?

yep Wally

.

DRINKIN

 
 
 
Jasper2529
10  Jasper2529    7 months ago

Fun article, Buzz! There are dozens of AOC memes. Here are some more:

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
10.1  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Jasper2529 @10    7 months ago

My Abuela...lol

 
 
 
Jasper2529
10.1.1  Jasper2529  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @10.1    7 months ago
My Abuela...lol

Wellllllll ... she's a Latina, and she knows 2 words in Spanish!  jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
10.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jasper2529 @10    7 months ago

Saw the first one, for some reason the second one wouldn't open - maybe you took it off of google.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
10.2.1  Jasper2529  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @10.2    7 months ago

The 2nd one says...

Deep Thoughts with AOC  How do they get the "Keep Off the Grass" sign on the grass?
 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
11  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    7 months ago

512

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
12  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    7 months ago

512

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Jasper2529
13  Jasper2529    7 months ago

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Buzz of the Orient
13.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jasper2529 @13    7 months ago

Damn.  Couldn't open that one either.

 
 
 
It Is ME
14  It Is ME    7 months ago

Ocasio's FIRST BILL PROPOSAL !

320

 
 
 
JBB
15  JBB    7 months ago

HELLO HELLO Hello Hello hello hello...

Nice echochamber you got going here.

The far right is so scared of a 29yo first term congresswoman they have resorted to not just lying about her and by totally misrepresenting her,  No, they bring out racism and sexism and must dehumanize, degrade, demonize and otherwise denigrate her. I feel dirty just reviewing what went on above. Some olde folks still need to grow up. One of 355 members of Congress, the youngest, surely has the negative nabobs of the extreme far far far rightwing running scared. Why, if she is so dumb? 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
15.1  JohnRussell  replied to  JBB @15    7 months ago

This is the kindergarten page.

 
 
 
JBB
15.1.1  JBB  replied to  JohnRussell @15.1    7 months ago

What did kindergarteners ever do to be compared with all this juvenality? 

 
 
 
pat wilson
15.1.2  pat wilson  replied to  JBB @15.1.1    7 months ago

It is rather pathetic.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
15.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  JBB @15    7 months ago
One of 355 members of Congress, the youngest, surely has the negative nabobs of the extreme far far far rightwing running scared. Why, if she is so dumb? 

It's usually, because they are frightened by the TRUTH, but points counter to their fed opinions, don't sound as cool as an echo chamber.

The problem i have with echo chambers is, it confuses the bats radar, causes them to shit guano , and drives them  El Loco

Texas, i think...      Note: The bats of which i don't speak of, cause you can't hear my speech, i wrote on a blind date, to use as an example referenced above, are the ones that make so many voices go silent.

Well, at least the ones i refuse to listen to,

in MY head, that i refuse to listen to, as i can't understand what is said, but that's OK, because 

i can't understand them anyway, as they often speak to me, in foreign languages, not suitable for PG ratings,so i try and X them out but with O's

three times, so at this rate, i beraten far below the going rate, at which others rate berating , so now, i feel i miss those voices, on purpose,  so i'll have to work on my aim, cause i'm Green , and not envious about it, i just prefer to not waste things and recycle and such. 

Take all the shell casings on my bed for instance ,from the bad aim produced by the bad aim , that is truly aimed at my head, wait a minute, maybe i'm getting a head of myself, i just need a silencer

for all those bat shit crazy voices that i can no longer hear in my head, 

so , width that said, i'm done, and i done just said that

didn't i...    hey, wait a minute      Agnes !    Agnes!      or was it Jane ?      "Jane Jane, get me off this crazy thing"   Rutrow ?

.

Do please excuse my babbling, stir crazy is beginning to set in, ontop of all the normal crazy, and that damn Astro

Roid ...

crazy , No ?

i'm out of and off of  bed 

rest, due tomorrow, and all of you will be happy to know,

i'll be far more scarce round these parts...is that a paradoxical statement ?

cause i feel like an Oxy Moron    

X 11 -6 + 1

 
 
 
Texan1211
15.3  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @15    7 months ago
The far right is so scared of a 29yo first term congresswoman

Oh, FFS.

Stop with this scared bullshit. The only Republicans I know all think AOC is the greatest thing to happen to the GOP since DWS ran the DNC.

The ones that SHOULD be afraid of her is all the old Democrats in Congress, because if they don't support her warped agenda, they will be primaried.

And please don't think what AOC says is smart. Do you really believe that unemployment is low because everyone is working two or three jobs?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
15.4  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @15    7 months ago

My FIRST comment on this seed - obviously just blowing in the wind.

Come on, Democrats/Liberals, get a sense of humour.

After all, her comments about unemployment and a tax incentive for Amazon were a bit of an opener.

 
 
 
JBB
15.4.1  JBB  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @15.4    7 months ago

Those are lame excuses for indulging in racism and sexism...

OAC is already known by her monogram alone. She is a brilliant beautiful young woman whose opinions though different than your own represent her constituents perfectly. AOC somehow beat an entrenched incumbent which is practically unheard of and a mere few weeks into her first term is already probably the best known member of the US Congress thanks to the abuse being dished at her. Not bad for a beginner. Dumb you say. You want to know what I think is stupid? A bunch of olde white folks ganging up to ridicule and denigrate the intelligence of a young Hispanic woman. But, please keep it up. The Democrats will probably get 90 plus percent of the Hispanic vote in 2020 the way you guys are going. BTW, the behaviors exhibited above in in the comments following this hit piece are about as funny as you doing black face unless you are the sort who finds racism and sexism to be funny. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
15.4.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @15.4.1    7 months ago

Brilliant?   jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

When before has so much abuse, as you claim, been leveled against such a brilliant person whose fantastic accomplishment was to defeat the "entrenched incumbent", and according to you there is no reason whatsoever for it?  Anyone, no matter what colour or religion or sex would normally be admired for that - why not her?  I saw no ridicule concerning ethnicity or race - perhaps good-natured jibes about sex if you interpret the similarity with blonde jokes as being that. Personally, that if her comments about unemployment and Amazon are not telling enough, I very much disrespect her for defending Omar's tweets about Israel (but then, maybe you agree with her - how's that for your "blackface" comment?)

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
15.4.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  JBB @15.4.1    7 months ago
The Democrats will probably get 90 plus percent of the Hispanic vote in 2020 the way you guys are going.

Yea, but Demographics mean nothing in an election, and Demographics sorta sounds closer to Democrats and Democracy than say    the GOP and Republicans 

bangin a few out of the park, what, did the alcohol kick in ? As another nicely stated rebuttal.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
16  author  Buzz of the Orient    7 months ago

Perhaps it has to do with SOME people on this site having a sense of humour.  After all, I DID post it on The Lighter Side / Humour forum.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
16.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @16    7 months ago
I DID post it on The Lighter Side / Humour forum.

I find this informative, but not really all that funny, so to speak.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
16.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @16.1    7 months ago

Different strokes for different folks.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
16.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @16.1.1    7 months ago

as i already stated, i see both sides with my 2020 Fluke eyesight

.

our country needs to heal and come together, and it is rather troubling to see, so many that seem to be unable

 
 
 
charger 383
16.1.3  charger 383  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @16.1.1    7 months ago

I liked it, funny and the subject deserves to be made fun of

 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
16.1.4  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.3    7 months ago

Pity those who are incapable of taking a joke.

 
 
 
Split Personality
16.2  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @16    7 months ago

Pity those who can't see the difference between actual humour  and a vaguely misogynistic but clearly partisan character assassination.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
16.2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Split Personality @16.2    7 months ago

Well, for sure I've seen a few such memes about Trump, but I assume you  would never complain about those.

 
 
 
Split Personality
16.2.2  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @16.2.1    7 months ago

You know what they say about assumption Buzz...

and speaking of assumption, 

one can draw some damning conclusions about the veracity or appropriateness of this "article"

by who did not participate.

 
 
 
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