Via: bob-nelson • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 days ago
Gee... When a zillionaire starts saving my money, it makes me feel all warm inside.
You?? You take care of yourself, right? No retirement. No healthcare. No problem...
US, Russia commence Ukraine Piece Talks, where Ukraine will be carved into pieces
Via: hallux • Satire • 23 Comments • 3 days ago
Von Trapp Family Crosses The Alps Into Switzerland To Escape Free Speech
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Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President | Babylon Bee
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Poilievre denies he’d be a Canadian Trump: “I’ll be more like a Canadian JD Vance”
Via: hallux • Satire • 4 Comments • 3 months ago
Trudeau leaves fifth unanswered voicemail offering to endorse Kamala Harris
Via: hallux • Satire • 1 Comments • 4 months ago
Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 4 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 9 Comments • 4 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 4 months ago
All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 5 months ago
After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling To Connect With Male Voters Because She's Awful
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 5 Comments • 5 months ago
'Trump Will Start World War III,' Says Party Autographing Bombs To Be Launched At Russia
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 10 Comments • 5 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 8 Comments • 5 months ago
Jill Biden Becomes First Female President
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 16 Comments • 5 months ago
Blast From The Past: Remember That 'Joe' Guy? Whatever Happened To Him Anyway?
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 6 Comments • 5 months ago
White House Responds To Haitian Immigrant Crisis By Airdropping Crates Of Cats Into Springfield, OH
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 17 Comments • 5 months ago
Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 110 Comments • 5 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 36 Comments • 6 months ago
Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 25 Comments • 6 months ago
Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 5 Comments • 6 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 28 Comments • 6 months ago
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Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 6 months ago
'JD Vance Is Weird,' Says Guy Who Signed Bill To Put Tampons In Boys' School Bathrooms
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 186 Comments • 7 months ago
Kamala Harris Spends Flight Looking For Cloud Where Her Data Is Stored
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 7 months ago
'Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate
Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 16 Comments • 7 months ago
