Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping To Get More Ideas On How To Run California
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Alaska Airlines Pilot Heroically Saves Plane From Crashing Into Dirigibles Flown By Warring Factions Of Machine Elves
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Republicans To Spend Weekend Brainstorming How To Be Even More Of An Embarrassment
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Luxury porta-potty includes chemical bidet
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Conservatives announce new campaign slogan: “You Think You’re Better Than Me?!”
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Republican Intern Named Zach to Be Speaker of the House | The New Yorker
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Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back
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Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III
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Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad
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Premiers wonder how many Charter violations they can sneak in while everyone is focused on Israel-Palestine
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Nations Wishing There Were Some Sort Of Structure They Could Build To Physically Stop Jihadists From Entering Their Borders
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GoFundMe To Send The Squad To Gaza Raises $5 Million
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Report: Hot person’s soulmate also hot
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Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace
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Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time'
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California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland
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Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City
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Manitoba PCs shocked their ‘imply everyone in the province is a secret bigot’ strategy didn’t work out
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330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert
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Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress
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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator
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Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal
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Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow
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Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway
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Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border
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