DeSantis denounces woke soap companies that encourage consumers to “apply liberally”
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2 years ago
Stephen Colbert Is Not Paying $99 for Trump’s New Book
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2 years ago
Larger, More Catastrophic Train Wreck Reported At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. In Washington, D.C.
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2 years ago
Pierre Poilievre wishes traitorous dictator who hates the country he is PM of would stop being so divisive
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2 years ago
'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden
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2 years ago
Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment
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2 years ago
Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment
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2 years ago
Super Bowl: M&Ms rebrand as S&Ms
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Satire
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2 years ago
To Cover Rising Costs, Hunter Now Charging 15% For The Big Guy
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2 years ago
John Tory’s career inevitably cut short by his raw, unstoppable sexual magnetism
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2 years ago
U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
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2 years ago
Having Maxed Out Taxes On California Residents, Newsom Proposes New Tax On Florida Residents
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2 years ago
Biden Says He'll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He's Done Letting It Spy
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2 years ago
Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents
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2 years ago
Galen Weston says to Canadians who can’t afford bread, “Let them eat McCain’s Deep N Delicious Frozen Cake”
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2 years ago
“Everything is broken so lets make it worse” vs “Everything is perfect so let’s fix nothing”
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2 years ago
Man caught stealing eggs from Loblaws charged with theft over $5,000
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2 years ago
Ukraine begs Canada not to donate Canadian military tanks
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2 years ago
Groundbreaking animal mind-reading study reveals ‘nothing interesting’
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2 years ago
White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
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2 years ago
Danielle Smith warns that Justin Trudeau’s reckless politics will get 400 million Albertans fired
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2 years ago
Canadian Gangsters finding it difficult to suffocate people with reusable bag
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2 years ago
Ford unsure if he should sell Ontario healthcare system to Loblaws, Tim Hortons, or Nestlé
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2 years ago
Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden's Colonoscopy
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2 years ago
Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office
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