Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace
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Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time'
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California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland
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Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City
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Manitoba PCs shocked their ‘imply everyone in the province is a secret bigot’ strategy didn’t work out
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330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert
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Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress
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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator
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Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal
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Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow
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Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway
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Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border
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Moderna promises new vaccine will increase the likelihood of pointless debate
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Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache
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To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck
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Democrats Call For New Taxes To Help Government Fight Junk Fees
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Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue
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Anti-LGTBQ “Million March For Children” outnumbered by “Billion March For Not Being Bigots”
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India issues advisory warning travellers against assassinating people in Canada
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Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson
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Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed
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Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp
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New CPC logo just a boner in a cowboy hat
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Auto CEOs Struggling With Whether To Replace Striking Workers With Robots Or Mexicans
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Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule
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