Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas
What does a Christmas in the Alt-Right, All-White Folks-Only Trump White House look like?
One see the most gigantic, "biggest, best ever" Xmas tree hung with "Indictments" dangling from its barren branches.
"The Halls Are Decked" with droves of Russian Conspirators rehearsing their denials with "Holiday Cheer", slurped from a vat of cheap Trump Beer!
Under the tree, gifts galore from the ceiling to the floor, wrapped in real gold and silver for the Trump family, Koch tissue paper for employees.
These joyful gifts come from places far and near: Wall Street Brokerage Houses, China, Saudi Arabia and the NRA!
Gifts from Taiwan, Asia, Duetsch Bank, Vladimir Putin and a hooting, hollering, handgun shooting, Roy Moore, who leaps to the dance floor still cling with one hand on Hope Hicks' breasts.
"The Donald", all dressed in an orange-red Santa jump suit, is loaded down with a big bag of "Christmas Lies", and, plenty of Steven Bannon flies.
"Oh, my", the Fake Commander-In-Cheetos whines, "No time for Twitter & Lies. I am all a flitter Putin is neigh"!
"Up on the rooftop", the nation's "First Ho", Melanoma, nearly nude, (a former European Porn Star) struts her stuff with mistletoe garlands adorning her "junk", while the slain Rudolf's Red Nose lights up her breasts.
Below, the Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, bellows, "I don't know, I don't recall, I can't remember the lines Trump told me to say!"
Judge Roy Moore, again, leaps to his feet inviting all the young girls, 14 to17, to sit on his swollen lap and tell him "who's been naughty or nice".
The Godly Judge, with sexual complaints to ignore, says with a slap on the teens' round buttocks, how much he enjoy staring at their "jiggling nubile bosom, not, yet, developed"! With chuckle and a roar he shouts from the door, "that's just the way I lick them", then, falls to the floor erupting in more denials, "At least, I am not gay", he says as he wave.
While the Constitution , the Separation of Church and States and the Rules of Law burn brightly in the glow of a roaring red, all red, historic grand fireplace made by black slaves warms up the room.
From the back of the great room, a tipsy Mitch (the Bitch) McConnell, dressed in all white, calls out: "Throw in the damn Bill of Rights, tosses it all in! The Separation of Powers, Inheritance Taxes, Taxes on the Rich, Welfare For The Poor, Children Lunches, and more".
At which point, the room filled with a "roar", as the entire Republican encore cheerily joins in, (all, all are packing, packing. . . a handgun) began to laugh and fire their weapons to Celebrate The Christmas Season!"
While the little children, snug in their beds, slept frightfully as Child Sexual Predators galore race down the Halls looking for their beds to read them a Christmas story!
The Donald, now, dressed in his red nighties, grabbed the Megaphone, shook his head, pursed his lips and gave out a great toast:
"Have a Happy, Happy Christmas from our Incest Loving 
As a Certified Psycho, I am, also, a Certified Psychic.
With a finger by the side of my nose I can fly up any chimney, even visit the Alt Right Whitehouse at night, without an embossed invitation in sight.
This, I swear, is the truth! It's what what I observed through the curtains of the All White, Whitehouse on my Christmas Tour.
Even Mueller believe me. He has subpoenaed me to appear, as a paranormal psychic, at the Great, Grand Jury!
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Love it ! Very creative, Eat The Press !!!
MAGA (Mueller Ain't Going Anywhere)
Someone pass the eye bleach please.
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