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Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 22 minutes ago
“NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia...”
America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • 22 hours ago
“U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming...”
Dickey Betts, Allman Brothers Band Singer-Guitarist, Dead at 80
Via: GregTx • Entertainment • 5 Comments • 1 Like • 5 days ago
“The co-founder of the Southern rock institution was known for "Ramblin' Man," a countryfied guitar style all his own, and inspiring a character in...”
Biden promises Pittsburgh workers tariffs on China will protect union jobs
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 32 Comments • 3 Likes • 5 days ago
“President Joe Biden spoke at the United Steelworkers headquarters in Pittsburgh, assuring union workers that tariffs on China will save union jobs.”
Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 5 Likes • one week ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden...”