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Larger, More Catastrophic Train Wreck Reported At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. In Washington, D.C.
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 6 Likes • 4 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a recent surge of train derailments across the United States, emergency crews were being called to the scene of...”
'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 5 Likes • one month ago
“WASHINGTON, DC — An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial...”
Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment
Via: GregTx • Satire • 17 Comments • 5 Likes • one month ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has proudly announced that the U.S. has managed to go a whole 24 hours without any...”
To Cover Rising Costs, Hunter Now Charging 15% For The Big Guy
Via: GregTx • Satire • 16 Comments • 4 Likes • one month ago
“U.S. — As inflation and consumer prices continue to soar, world-renown master painter and influence salesman Hunter Biden has announced that all...”
U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 months ago
“U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders,...”
Biden Says He'll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He's Done Letting It Spy
Via: GregTx • Satire • 33 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 months ago
“U.S. — Americans are up in arms after a Chinese high-altitude spy balloon was seen hovering over sensitive nuclear sites in Montana. Biden was...”
Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents
Via: GregTx • Satire • 12 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden took to the streets of D.C. today to promote a brand new electric car, capable of holding at least seventeen...”
Tyre Nichols Beating Video Released: CNN Goes First Airing Footage
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 12 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 months ago
“Memphis Police Department has released the video of five of its officer beating Tyre Nichols during a traffic stop, and the TV networks are...”