Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley's Death Still At Large

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  an hour ago

“U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large.”

Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View' In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 days ago

“U.S. — In order to avoid further lawsuits, Sunny Hostin was forced to read a legal notice on camera acknowledging that not a single statement made...”

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 days ago

“BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.”

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 days ago

“WILMINGTON, DE — After finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition...”

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one week ago

“U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy...”

Biden was the fluke in 2020, not Trump in 2016

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one week ago

“Reporters should have been able to see that Trump was winning the working-class voters who are key to victory in Pennsylvania.”

Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one week ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically...”

APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one week ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the...”

Rage, rage against the dying of the Left

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“Progressives cannot articulate conservative ideas without characterizing them as selfish, greedy, or inhumane.”

Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one week ago

“U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department...”