Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 days ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might...”

Socialism at Plymouth Rock: Getting the Thanksgiving story straight

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  41 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 hours ago

“One thing to be thankful for this Thanksgiving is that it took the Pilgrims only a year or so to figure out that socialism was bad, both for...”

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer...”

Anderson Aldrich Non-Binary Revelation Leaves Internet Divided

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  yesterday

“Members of the LGBTQ community argue his non-binary claims are trolling, while right-wingers say it's proof the left was trying to politicize the...”

CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 days ago

“NEW YORK, NY — This week, CBS News confirmed that Hunter Biden's laptop detailing illegal acts, including foreign financial entanglements that...”

Qatar World Cup Games To Cut Off Human Sales After 75th Minute

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  5 days ago

“DOHA, QATAR—Unveiling several policies for the upcoming international soccer tournament, the nation of Qatar announced Sunday that its World Cup...”

Republicans: Where's your agenda? | The Hill

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  10 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 days ago

“Stating goals is no substitute for action; the GOP must also deliver on these ambitions.”

Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 days ago

“LOS ANGELES—Pledging to never again lose focus on their most important constituents, the Democratic National Committee reportedly vowed Tuesday to...”

Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  6 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Respect for Marriage Bill to codify gay marriage nearing final passage, Representative Ilhan Omar has asked for an...”

Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy's

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one week ago

“WASHINGTON—In an effort to earn a little extra cash ahead of the holiday season, Vice President Kamala Harris told reporters Thursday she had...”