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Lobbyists Concerned Over Rising Cost Of Politicians

Lobbyists Concerned Over Rising Cost Of Politicians


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  2 days ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In increasing numbers, lobbyists say they are not exempt from the rising costs for food, gas, and other necessities. Paying off...

Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger

Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  6 days ago

CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND - Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to...

Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula

Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  33 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  5 days ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden today announced his plan to address the baby formula crisis, asking each illegal immigrant to please bring one...

Psaki to depart White House as she hands baton to her deputy

Psaki to depart White House as she hands baton to her deputy


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

White House press secretary Jen Psaki will depart President Joe Biden's team on May 13 after months of speculation.

Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion

Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

WASHINGTON, D.C., US - Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology...

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

HADES - Ever since hearing the news of President Biden creating a 'Disinformation Governance Board', George Orwell has been really kicking himself...

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In its first official act, the new DHS Government Disinformation Board ruled today that all criticism of the Government...

People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone

People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  23 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports are flooding in that the same exact people who said that they are not censoring anybody are absolutely furious that...

Now 11 DEMOCRATS oppose Biden ending migrant expulsion policy Title 42

Now 11 DEMOCRATS oppose Biden ending migrant expulsion policy Title 42


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

Rep. Henry Cuellar became the latest Democrat to join bipartisan legislation against Biden ending Title 42, which allowed for immediate expulsion...

Clarence Thomas Receives Invite To Celebration Of First Black Supreme Court Justice

Clarence Thomas Receives Invite To Celebration Of First Black Supreme Court Justice


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  34 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one month ago

U.S. - Justice Clarence Thomas walked out to get his mail this morning and found a surprise in his mailbox. According to sources, he was lucky...

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