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Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley's Death Still At Large
Via: GregTx • Satire • 9 Comments • 6 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large.”
Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View' In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“U.S. — In order to avoid further lawsuits, Sunny Hostin was forced to read a legal notice on camera acknowledging that not a single statement made...”
To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“WILMINGTON, DE — After finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition...”
Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy...”
Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically...”
APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 5 Likes • 4 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the...”
Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 2 Likes • 4 weeks ago
“U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department...”