“SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians...”
Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation's Economy
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions of...”
Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
“U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he just stands on stage and cries like...”
The first female president will be a Republican
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 49 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“Immutable characteristics don't make someone more deserving of the office of the president. This is a lesson Democrats, fresh off a massive...”
“U.S. — The votes are in. The people have spoken. Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, has just won his third presidential...”
Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as "Peanut", squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and...”
