“PORTLAND, OR — In a brilliant last-minute move to avoid being painfully murdered by abortion doctors, a local baby has claimed "squatter's rights"...”
The Biden presidency retcon
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“President Joe Biden is trying to rewrite history on inflation and the border crisis.”
World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 2 weeks ago
“WORLD — The globe was left in utter shock today as the murderous Iranian regime had the incredible gall to ignore the warnings of a confused old...”
Democrats trying to keep Trump off ballot shocked GOP would return fire
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 11 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“Democrats are somehow routinely shocked when their partisan power grabs are met with GOP retaliation.”
Biden's poor polling may be as good as it gets for him
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 10 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“Implausible as it may seem in Biden's weakened condition, this may be as good as it's going to get for him.”
New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
“U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking...”
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic