White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced...”

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  8 months ago

“U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking...”

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  8 months ago

“U.S. — Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications...”

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“U.S. — Dorks across the nation have begun helpfully identifying themselves for the general populace by all wearing solar eclipse glasses.”

Bad data from the FBI mislead about crime

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“The fourth quarter 2023 crime report from the FBI, the federal government's official keeper of crime data, is unreliable at best and deceptive at...”

Criticism of Israel's Damascus strike is dead wrong

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  15 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  8 months ago

“Israel's strike on the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps position in Damascus was justified.”

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  8 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only...”

California workers put on notice hour cuts are coming with $20 minimum wage going into effect

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  54 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  8 months ago

“California fast-food workers are getting a pay boost to $20 an hour on April 1, but the benefits are likely going to be paired with reduced hours.”

Buttigieg dismisses idea he would run for 'demanding' POTUS office again

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said he sees now how "demanding" the job of the President of the United States is and dismissed a future run.”

Meet the new Marxism, the same as the old Marxism

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  92 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  8 months ago

“Only by understanding how we got here, and the seriousness of the current cultural crisis, will Americans know what must be done to defeat today's...”