Dickey Betts, Allman Brothers Band Singer-Guitarist, Dead at 80

Via: GregTx  •  Entertainment  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  7 months ago

“The co-founder of the Southern rock institution was known for "Ramblin' Man," a countryfied guitar style all his own, and inspiring a character in...”

Biden promises Pittsburgh workers tariffs on China will protect union jobs

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  32 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“President Joe Biden spoke at the United Steelworkers headquarters in Pittsburgh, assuring union workers that tariffs on China will save union jobs.”

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden...”

What the Upper-Middle-Class Left Doesn't Get About Inflation - The Atlantic

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  7 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  8 months ago

“Liberal politicians and economists don't seem to recognize the everyday harms of rising costs.”

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  8 months ago

“PORTLAND, OR — In a brilliant last-minute move to avoid being painfully murdered by abortion doctors, a local baby has claimed "squatter's rights"...”

The Biden presidency retcon

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  8 months ago

“President Joe Biden is trying to rewrite history on inflation and the border crisis.”

World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“WORLD — The globe was left in utter shock today as the murderous Iranian regime had the incredible gall to ignore the warnings of a confused old...”

Democrats trying to keep Trump off ballot shocked GOP would return fire

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  11 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  8 months ago

“Democrats are somehow routinely shocked when their partisan power grabs are met with GOP retaliation.”

Biden's poor polling may be as good as it gets for him

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  10 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  8 months ago

“Implausible as it may seem in Biden's weakened condition, this may be as good as it's going to get for him.”

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  8 months ago

“US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a new diet craze is sweeping across the nation. Known as the Biden Diet, the principle is...”