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Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening
Via: GregTx • Satire • 11 Comments • 7 Likes • 9 months ago
“BROWNSVILLE, TX — In a long-awaited move expected to generate some attention, President Joe Biden arrived at the southern U.S. border today to cut...”
New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 9 months ago
“U.S. — According to a new national poll, the 2024 presidential race is locked in a dead heat between Democratic incumbent "Uncommitted" and...”
Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border
Via: GregTx • Satire • 20 Comments • 7 Likes • 9 months ago
“BROWNSVILLE, TX — With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin...”
New York Prosecutes Couple For Fraud For Listing Their House For $499,000 When It Ultimately Sold For $485,000
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 6 Likes • 9 months ago
“NEW YORK — Local couple Marty and Shelly Cross have been officially charged with fraud after listing their home for $499,000 when it ultimately...”
Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 26 Comments • 4 Likes • 9 months ago
“You're not gonna believe this. Check out this list of radical Christian nationalists who believe inalienable human rights are endowed on them by...”
'Trump Is The Greatest Threat To America,' Says Man Overseeing Invasion Of America
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 Likes • 9 months ago
“U.S. — The man overseeing the invasion and accelerating destruction of America announced today that the biggest threat facing America is, in fact,...”
Democrats Concerned Biden May Be Too Old To Finish Destroying Country
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 3 Likes • 9 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a secret meeting of high-ranking party leadership, Democrats expressed grave concern that President Joe Biden may be too old...”