Tyre Nichols Beating Video Released: CNN Goes First Airing Footage

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  12 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Memphis Police Department has released the video of five of its officer beating Tyre Nichols during a traffic stop, and the TV networks are...”

Having Maxed Out Taxes On California Residents, Newsom Proposes New Tax On Florida Residents

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“SACRAMENTO, CA — After years of taxing California citizens to capacity and still not having enough in the state budget, Governor Gavin Newsom has...”

White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  16 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his...”

Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden's Colonoscopy

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is on edge this morning after investigators revealed a fourth stash of classified documents from Biden's tenure...”

Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden's residence, Biden defended himself by claiming he is unaware of...”

Study Finds Despite Campaign Promises, Malarkey Has Increased 376% Under Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — A newly released study has revealed that overall malarkey levels across the country have risen 376% since Biden took office, calling into...”

Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“EL PASO, TX — Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American...”

AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  16 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria...”

After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total — Kevin McCarthy was finally handed the people's gavel and...”

El Paso clears downtown of expansive migrant camps ahead of Biden visit

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“AUSTIN, Texas — City sidewalks that transformed into makeshift homeless camps as tens of thousands of illegal immigrants were released into...”