Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports, a group of clowns has gathered at the Capitol Building to debate over who should be the next king over all...”
Facing terrible test scores, states move to nix graduation tests
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“Following an embarrassing batch of post-pandemic test scores, education bureaucrats are working hard — not to help students pass their graduation...”
The media's startling incuriosity about COVID-19's origin
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 years ago
“Lately, it feels as if the COVID-19 pandemic happened to somebody else — that we were just spectators who watched it all unfold only to forget what...”
Hate Speech Against African Americans Up 10,000% On Twitter
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 23 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WORLD — Several watchdog groups have sounded the alarm over a concerning rise in hate speech on Twitter since Elon Musk took ownership of the...”
Year three of the Biden border crisis will be the worst yet
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 93 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 years ago
“In 2017 just 300,000 migrants were arrested crossing the southern border. After three years of Biden that number will have risen to 5 million.”
How Big Is Biden's Social Security Check?
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 3 years ago
“Of the 66 million Americans who receive a Social Security check every month, according to the Social Security Administration, one couple claiming...”
Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WORLD — In a stunning reversal from decades of scientific consensus, scientists have now revealed that the planet is hurtling toward a devastating...”
Six falsehoods from DHS' post-Title 42 immigration plan
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“A "tissue of lies" is defined by The Free Dictionary as "a number of false statements made to deliberately hide the truth."”
Journalists Call For Some Sort Of Constitutional Amendment That Would Protect Free Speech
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“U.S. — After journalists this week experienced the terrible ignominy of a brief suspension from Twitter, the media has begun calling for some sort...”
DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 5 Likes • 3 years ago
“BAHAMAS — Deposed king of cryptocurrency and founder of the now-defunct FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested by Federal authorities and will be...”
